• House all to myself for the weekend.... What to do?
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Find the medicine cabinet and mix up all the pills in the bottles
[QUOTE=Nasake;23933832]I took your guys advice of walking around naked. My parents came home and shit went downhill.[/QUOTE] Just say you were looking for a pair of shorts that you thought you left in the kitchen and you were going to take a shower.
Invite friends over, play games on PC/x-box/whatever you got. That's what I did this weekend.
Invite friends over for drinking session and Jean-Claude Vandam movie session, I did it and it was great. Make sure street fighter is on your list because that film is an experience when your under the influence.
[QUOTE=Anastatius;23937642][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOfe1bX8bII[/media][/QUOTE] fixed :D
[QUOTE=Mega1mpact;23940821]fixed :D[/QUOTE] Thanks! I'm new to these forums so I'm not to sure what does what here. My bad
[QUOTE=Swabs Jenkins;23911700][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-jN3vH26NQ]German Sparkle Party?[/url][/QUOTE] Do It.
[QUOTE=Swabs Jenkins;23911700][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-jN3vH26NQ]German Sparkle Party?[/url][/QUOTE] like this?: [img]http://www.justadventure.com/Upcoming_Releases/SamMaxS2/NewJan08/ep203_jurgen.jpg[/img]
When my parents left for a week, I peed in every sink in the house and walked around naked everywhere.
Buy a live pig, have GENGHIS THE PIG tattooed on its side, and keep it as a pet.
Drugs. And more drugs. And then hookers.
[QUOTE=CounterTunes;23910943]How much of a space do you require?[/QUOTE] Masterbate with all the doors open
Get HOT girls and have a fuckfest...
[QUOTE=bowl of chance;23942543]When my parents left for a week, I peed in every sink in the house[/QUOTE] why
Play the home alone drinking game! [I] Grabbing snack = 1 shot Going on computer = 1 shot Masturbation = 1 shot Jumping on beds = 1 shot Making a super-omega pillow fort = 1 shot Streaking through the house in nothing but socks = 2 shots Rolling around on the carpet naked = 2 shots Prank call = 2 shots Pissing in the shower = 2 shots Invite girl/guy friend over = 2 shots Watching movie = 2 shots Getting to second or third base with person you brought over = 3 shots Having consenting sex with the person you brought over = 4 shots Having non-consenting sex with the person you brought over = 5 shots Puking (you'll probably be doing this involuntarily) = 5 shots Calling ambulance for stomach pump = 10 shots Sitting on the computer all day and doing nothing = Down it all, you poor, miserable bastard[/i] And remember, have fun!
Parttyy!:buddy:
Run and fap. But be careful! falling on your boner on a hard floor is not fun.
Last time i got alone i never went to sleep before 5 Am. Parties everyday.
Get a girl to come over, oh wait... :uhaul:
I had my house to myself for like 2 weeks once. I swear one day I spent just fapping, it was glorious, but I'll never do that again.
Try to break the record for most times ejaculated in a day by a male. The record is currently 8 (Yes, I know, that seems low. But it is the record.)
[QUOTE=EsoZen;23950287]Try to break the record for most times ejaculated in a day by a male. The record is currently 8 (Yes, I know, that seems low. But it is the record.)[/QUOTE] Just looked it up. Uhm, most ejaculations in one hour is 16. :raise:
Lather, rinse, but also make sure you repeat.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;23951633]Just looked it up. Uhm, most ejaculations in one hour is 16. :raise:[/QUOTE] The guy that did that must have had balls of steel.
Wank in areas you never wank when people are in the house. Like jerk it in the fireplace.
go outside
Microwave a grapefruit and have sex with it.
be a good little boy. ahaha.
Jizz on all the bed sheets.
Guys, [QUOTE=Nasake;23933832]I took your guys advice of walking around naked. My parents came home and shit went downhill.[/QUOTE]
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