sometimes i hide smarties around my toilet so I can eat them while i poo.
anything interesting about you guys?
[QUOTE=llamallama5;18806624]sometimes i hide smarties around my toilet so I can eat them while i poo.
anything interesting about you guys?[/QUOTE]
quoting for epicness
I always watch it go down
If it smells bad I exit immediately.
I love smelling it.
[QUOTE=Suttles;18806676]I love smelling it.[/QUOTE]
everyone loves their own brand
If dumpin' in a public restroom, my legs jitter almost uncontrollably.
Holy crap.
I laughed so hard at your post... :buddy:
I usually cut my nails or i read Donald Duck.
ew public restrooms
I always look after I take a shit, I don't know why.
I wash my hands with blue soap.
I play I will survive.
Public- Ask the person next to me for toilet paper, even if I have it.
Private- Whistle mary had a little lamb as loud as I can.
I don't need to wipe, my poop leaves no skids.
i have to pee 3 times before i can go to bed, on average. i just cannot lay down thinking that i might have to get up in half an hour to go.
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i also get really OCD about washing my hands around the toilet. even if i've just flushed the handle (if i've blown my nose or something) then i still have to wash my hands. if i sit down to pee and can't pee and leave the seat having touched nothing, i still have to wash my hands. sometimes even just touching the loo roll cover requires me to wash my hands. bleh.
Rituals? Boy, I have rules, I tell you what.
[b]Public Bathrooms[/b]
1. Rip the current sheets out before starting and don't use them.
2. Double fold the paper you put on the toilet.
3. If there's something in it, don't add to it.
4. Use the higher floor bathrooms, they're not used as much.
5. If someone comes in, hold it in and pretend you're not there. Because then it gets awkward.
6. If you really have to go, ignore all this and let it out.
I've never done a poo in a public loo.
I've pooed round a friends and at hotels and things like that but never in a public toilet. I may have done on holiday, just you know letting myself go a bit.
I never use the toilet:buddy:
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[QUOTE=Suttles;18806676]I love smelling it.[/QUOTE]
This too.
Some more of my public restroom shananigans...
1. Triple or Quad fold a sheet of paper to wipe the seat first
2. Line the rim of the toilet seat with paper
3. Sit down, but cover up as much of "yourself" with your pants as you can. (I'm afraid of gay guys looking thru stall cracks.)
4. Excrete
5. Wipe 2-5 times
6. Stand up and move the paper covering the seat into the toilet bowl.
7. Flush
8. Wash the hands.
Bathroom at home:
0. Wait until you almost drop it in your trousers, and run to the bathroom as fast as possible.
1. Drop the pants.
2. Excrete.
3. Wipe 2-5 times (I think I'm a bit OCD about this.)
4. Pull up the pants.
5. Resume facepunching.
When I got the shits (I mean the real bad ones, with the stomach cramps and it's liquid), I always sit on the toilet, let it all out, and then take a moment to enjoy the happiness of it all gone. I dunno, there's just something about letting it all out when you got the shits that makes you feel good inside.
I have to read something while I poop or else I feel inefficient.
found some weed near the sink:350:
I used to think that T.H.U.G. (The Sewer Monster from Tony Hawks Underground 1) would come out of the toilet and eat me so I would sprint away after I flushed the toilet.
Sometimes I aim my piss into my mouth and start to eat my poop, and start jerking myself off.
I sleep while pooping sometimes
I lift and lower public toilet seats with my foot
I always flush after I wash my hands, it's a habit.
[QUOTE=Swimbound;18807428]Sometimes I aim my piss into my mouth and start to eat my poop, and start jerking myself off.[/QUOTE]
:fappery:
[QUOTE=llamallama5;18806624]sometimes i hide smarties around my toilet so I can eat them while i poo.
anything interesting about you guys?[/QUOTE]
Same thing with Jolly Ranchers.
i pee while sitting down, wipe my ass while sitting down (the first few times), and i put a little bit of soap on the toilet paper when i wipe so my ass would smell nice and be cleaner
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