Why I think the Universe is around 10,000 years old
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[QUOTE=KigJow;16615691]He loves you, but that is what will happen if you do not obey Him and not accept Him.[/QUOTE]
What happened to my free will?
[QUOTE=dgg;16615725]In other words: We have no free will, or future is set and there is nothing we can do about it.[/QUOTE]
but he made us with free will!
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[QUOTE=KigJow;16615691]He loves you, but that is what will happen if you do not obey Him and not accept Him.[/QUOTE]
Then why can't he just influence each of us directly? Why give us the choice and conjure up such an amount of proof against him? He gives us free will and reason for the sole purpose of forfeiting it and unquestionably worship his glory without question. He sounds like a manipulative sadist.
[QUOTE=KigJow;16615736]Fixed.
He's hideous now after what God did to him, but then again, he, along with angels from both Heaven and hell, can take any form.[/QUOTE]
Hideous?
Those wings are fucking awesome. Much better than those feathery heaven ones.
[QUOTE=KigJow;16615736]Fixed.
He's hideous now after what God did to him, but then again, he, along with angels from both Heaven and Hell, can take any form.[/QUOTE]
god is an ass hole then for fucking up Lucifer. What a dick.
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;16615741]but he made us with free will!
[img]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/6476/hqhq.png[/img][/QUOTE]
:psyboom:
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;16615741]but he made us with free will!
[img]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/6476/hqhq.png[/img][/QUOTE]
So he doesn't have to give a shit!
[QUOTE=KigJow;16615736]Fixed.
He's hideous now after what God did to him, but then again, he, along with angels from both Heaven and Hell, can take any form.[/QUOTE]
He actually seems like a pretty cool guy. He doesn't have any ridiculous limits and he's not telling me i'll get sent to heaven for doing things.
I respectfully disagree with the Religion causing war thing. Because truthfully, it is one of the leading causes. Seriously. Ignoring that though, interesting post. I don't have anything wrong with religion nor am I Athiest, I'm actually Christian. Just saying.
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;16615762]He actually seems like a pretty cool guy. He doesn't have any ridiculous limits and he's not telling me i'll get sent to heaven for doing things.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, he seems like the kind of guy you can have a beer with, while your eyes are torn out by ravens for all eternity.
and he can fucking shapeshift
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;16615741]but he made us with free will!
[img]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/6476/hqhq.png[/img][/QUOTE]
So he did, but we have not yet suceeded in finding out how to get ahold of it.
[QUOTE=Droogie;16615744]Then why can't he just influence each of us directly? Why give us the choice and conjure up such an amount of proof against him? He gives us free will and reason for the sole purpose of forfeiting it and unquestionably worship his glory without question. He sounds like a manipulative sadist.[/QUOTE]
God is a sadist. There's no other way to think of it.
Satan is just a dick, but God is a sadist who wants you to suffer in order to fulfill his requirements of you.
[QUOTE=Combine_dumb;16615733]one of the 10 commandments is "thou shall not kill"
yet the bible says god killed over 33 million people.
hm[/QUOTE]
Note "thou", not "we". So it's do as I say, not as I do.
[QUOTE=TheFallOTroy;16615763]I respectfully disagree with the Religion causing war thing. Because truthfully, it is one of the leading causes. Seriously. Ignoring that though, interesting post. I don't have anything wrong with religion nor am I Athiest, I'm actually Christian. Just saying.[/QUOTE]
Might not want to say that here. I used to be Christan myself, but now that I see it's all just a hypocrisy that tells you that you need to be saved and you're not worthy unless you follow specific rules, I am no longer Christian.
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;16615771]and he can fucking shapeshift[/QUOTE]
Well fuck, let's all go to hell right now then.
Who wants to set up a Facepunch server there?
i'm done shitposting here, off to a new thread.
awaaaaaaay
you have free will, but that being said, assuming you knew everything about one moment in time, you could predict everything that will ever happen.
The Bible is a collection of anecdotes and not a piece of historical context. There's also the fact that it has gone over countless changes over time.
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;16615791]i'm done shitposting here, off to a new thread.
awaaaaaaay[/QUOTE]
It's all shitposting in here.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;16615767]Yeah, he seems like the kind of guy you can have a beer with, while your eyes are torn out by ravens for all eternity.[/QUOTE]
That would feel good...WAIT, my soul has no brain, therefore, no sense of pain, so really, i would feel nothing...I would just see it happening, which would be sick as hell.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16615674]Satan's.
He's not a stuck-up asshole.[/QUOTE]
How is God stuck up?
The people that wrote his biography, and the people looking at it as a religion are the ones that are stuck-up and present him like that to us.
[QUOTE=Droogie;16615778]Note "thou", not "we". So it's do as I say, not as I do.[/QUOTE]
But that wouldn't make him all loving and perfect like people say he is now would it?
[QUOTE=john_pelphre;16615803]That would feel good...WAIT, my soul has no brain, therefore, no sense of pain, so really, i would feel nothing...I would just see it happening, which would be sick as hell.[/QUOTE]
I believe the correct term is "kickin' rad".
[QUOTE=Zeke129;16615799]It's all shitposting in here.[/QUOTE]
There are still different strengths of shitposting.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l56b60FT1iw[/media]
God is a cunt.
[QUOTE=Comtochus;16615793]The Bible is a collection of anecdotes and not a piece of historical context. There's also the fact that it has gone over countless changes over time.[/QUOTE]
It's been censored and definitely doctored with multiple times.
[QUOTE=KigJow;16614739]Scientists used carbon dating to date an allosaurus bone, and it dated back only 16,000 years.[/QUOTE]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I was led to believe that 16,000 is more than 10,000. :raise:
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Wow new pages have been added since I replied. I guess I'm just slow. :frown:
[QUOTE=dgg;16615804]How is God stuck up?
The people that wrote his biography, and the people looking at it as a religion are the ones that are stuck-up and present him like that to us.[/QUOTE]
His biography....
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/ughh.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Kidd;16615823][media]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=790103&page=8[/media]
God is a cunt.[/QUOTE]
God unsupported your video. O:
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