• Why I think the Universe is around 10,000 years old
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[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;16615507]Hey OP, I'm jesus incarnate. No, seriously. I am. If you don't believe me you're going to hell, as you're disobeying god's words.[/QUOTE] I'll be there. I'm bringing beers and hookers. And fun. Heaven seems so bland to me. Can't drink, can't get laid, can't watch TV, there's no heaven internet. Nothing fun.
[QUOTE=emPiRe14;16615518]Did you guys see how all of the OP's other threads he made were in the oify?[/QUOTE] people are dumb
The bible is a book of morals and philosophy Not history or science
[QUOTE=KigJow;16615515]God gave man free will. That means that He would let them mess themselves up, giving them a choice to worship Him, or do whatever they please. That's why the world is what it is today.[/QUOTE] Free will can't exist if god can see the future, OR if he has a divine plan. That's a direct conflict. Those two things don't even work together.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;16615541]The bible is a book of morals and philosophy Not history or science[/QUOTE] Philosophy maybe.
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[QUOTE=KigJow;16615515]God gave man free will. That means that He would let them mess themselves up, giving them a choice to worship Him, or do whatever they please. That's why the world is what it is today.[/QUOTE] Free will and omniscience are mutually exclusive. God as he is defined cannot have given us free will or he is logically impossible.
[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;16615537]people are dumb[/QUOTE] [img]http://writlarge.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/stevens21.jpg[/img]
he left the thread, maybe to cry to his priest who will later proceed to buttfuck him in the name of God
[QUOTE=Zeke129;16615531]Then he doesn't have a plan for us. Then he doesn't have any power. Then he isn't god. QED[/QUOTE] No, he made us with free will, and gave us a choice. If you happen to pick the wrong choice, which is obvious if you look into your heart, then you will be punished later on.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16615560]Free will and omniscience are mutually exclusive. God as he is defined cannot have given us free will or he is a logically impossible.[/QUOTE] [img]http://fasterthantheworld.com/ScannersExplodingHead.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=benzi2k8;16615497]You're wrong, it was made October 23rd, 4004 BC at Noon, silly. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pEaHx1iwUc[/media][/QUOTE] Best video I have ever seen.
[QUOTE=KigJow;16615574]No, he made us with free will, and gave us a choice. If you happen to pick the wrong choice, which is obvious if you look into your heart, then you will be punished later on.[/QUOTE] That's not how it works. God can't see the future, and still let us have a choice. If he can see the future, he knows what mistakes we will make, and he still sentences us. Doesn't work like that.
One thing I have never understood. Why is calling religion Bullshit "disrespectful". All the shit about "respect my beliefs". I can't remember the quote, but for some reason, whenever religion stands up to talk, reason has to quietly leave the room. Otherwise it's just rude. Wat.
[QUOTE=azndude;16615581]Best video I have ever seen.[/QUOTE] Damn, god would have had to do a shitload of work, seeing as there are trillions of stars in our galaxy, and trillions of galaxies. But he didn't do all that work, why? because there is no God.
[QUOTE=KigJow;16614804]AROUND 10,000. That means as far as 16,000 down to 9,000[/QUOTE] You really are dumb. At first I thought it was a comical sentence from some user, then I noticed it was you and... Ugh... And are you honestly saying humans lived togheter with dinosaurs? Dinosaurs would b[B]eat[/B] the living crap out of all the human race.
So much food for the troll. There is no way someone logical would really believe everything this guy is saying.
[QUOTE=KigJow;16615574]No, he made us with free will, and gave us a choice. If you happen to pick the wrong choice, which is obvious if you look into your heart, then you will be punished later on.[/QUOTE] But, if you pick the "wrong" choice, isn't it messing up God's plan? And if people are messing up your plan all the time, why make a plan in the first place? Or why give us free will?
[QUOTE=Cluckyx;16615593]One thing I have never understood. Why is calling religion Bullshit "disrespectful". All the shit about "respect my beliefs". I can't remember the quote, but for some reason, whenever religion stands up to talk, reason has to quietly leave the room. Otherwise it's just rude. Wat.[/QUOTE] Because we don't make fun of retards in math class.
Wait, are you saying that women gave birth to the dinosaurs? You're fucking retarded.
[QUOTE=KigJow;16615574]No, he made us with free will, and gave us a choice. If you happen to pick the wrong choice, which is obvious if you look into your heart, then you will be punished later on.[/QUOTE] Different people will have different opinions on what is right and wrong in different situations.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;16615614]Different people will have different opinions on what is right and wrong in different situations.[/QUOTE] When is rape right?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnJX68ELbAY&feature=PlayList&p=E1A2275B277E21E9&index=0[/media]
[QUOTE=Durabeam;16615612]Wait, are you saying that women gave birth to the dinosaurs? You're fucking retarded.[/QUOTE] Imagine their vaginas
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;16615533]Have a little respect. I know it's pushy, but you have to understand that they really think that if you don't accept Jesus, you will burn in hell and agony. I know, me, nor you believe such a thing, but Christians do, and they just want to save you from that. It's annoying, yes, but, I guess it's their way of showing they care.[/QUOTE] That's like saying it's fine when crazy people kill people because they think they're protecting them. It's a ludicrous idea.
[QUOTE=Squad;16615621]When is rape right?[/QUOTE] When someone tells you to "rape this woman or I will kill one million people". Farfetched, but it answers your question.
so a magical being up in space made earth 10,000 years ago? so there are artifacts, that predate earth by many years, acording to your theory.
[QUOTE=Lostangeles4;16615629]Imagine their vaginas[/QUOTE] The dinosaurs' vaginas?
[QUOTE=KigJow;16615574]No, he made us with free will, and gave us a choice. If you happen to pick the wrong choice, which is obvious if you look into your heart, then you will be punished later on.[/QUOTE] And we'll burn for all eternity in a lake of fire and sodomy, but God loves us. If I ever have a kid, rather than just caring for it, I'm gonna think up some ridiculous guidelines for it to follow and never enlighten it about it. And if it doesn't discover my mysterious plan for it and follow it to the letter, I'm gonna put it through unspeakable amounts of agony. It's what's best for my child.
[QUOTE=KigJow;16615574]No, he made us with free will, and gave us a choice. If you happen to pick the wrong choice, which is obvious if you look into your heart, then you will be punished later on.[/QUOTE] If he gave us free will then he would let us choose to do whatever we wanted. If it was truly free will, then we wouldn't get sent to hell for not doing what god said. Seems to me like god is our master, and we're the slaves.
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