[QUOTE=Dragon;23967984]Yeah I got him put back in[/QUOTE]
Thanks dragon :love:
hey I always wondered, what's the difference between super and lead moderator?
-dang ninjas
[QUOTE=elitehakor;23968018]Thanks dragon :love:
hey I always wondered, what's the difference between super and lead moderator?[/QUOTE]
Super moderators are obviously the overseers of the whole forum, hence the "super". They have more authority than regular mods, because regular ones are sectional (only their section). The lead moderator is the head moderator of the supers iirc.
I mean like power-wise. Like what can they do that the supers cant
I think the lead mod has similar administration abilities as Garry, just without the physical access to the server. Don't take my word for it though.
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Who is this mysterious youth? This is none other than John Du Hart V, FacePunch ex-moderator and web developer. What is so special about John, who we affectionately call compwhizii? Well, compwhizii was born on April 22, 1994, meaning he could not legally work without an official work permit until April 22nd of this year. But, as sources have confirmed, compwhizii was commissioned to work on the next version of Facepunch, Facepunch: vb4, for at least two months prior to John's 16th birthday. What does this mean for your benevolent leader, Gary Numan? Well, for one thing, this explicitly violates the [url="http://www.dol.gov/whd/regs/statutes/FairLaborStandAct.pdf"]Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938[/url], in the United States Code as [url="http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode29/usc_sec_29_00000201----000-.html"]29 USC §201[/url]. Because Facepunch Studios also engages in interstate commerce (insofar as Garry and his partners profit off of both Facepunch Forums and Garry's Mod in more than one United States state), Facepunch Studios is liable for an $11,000 minimum fine. In accordance to the "hot goods" provision of the FLSA, Facepunch Forums, being a direct result of illegal child labor, must cease shipment; in this instance, [url]www.Facepunch.com[/url] would cease to exist until all applicable fines are paid. Furthermore, the way in which Garry Newman compensates John Du Hart V is wholly and obviously illegal. Wiring money directly overseas (from England to the United States), circumventing constitutional provisions for income tax, is even more troubling than the exploitation of a blissfully ignorant minor. Neglecting to fill out a W-9 form further proves Garry Numan's intent to willfully circumvent the IRS and, in doing so, mock America and Americans. [url="http://www.edd.ca.gov/pdf_pub_ctr/de573ca.pdf"]These "under-the-table" wages take money away from important civil projects like education and healthcare[/url]; working to decrease the American standard of living. Gary Newman hates you, your community and your country.
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John Du Hart V. Unbeknownst to him, he is being exploited at the expense of not only him but America.
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Compwhizii purchased this tuxedo with laundered money from none other than Gary Newman.
Garry's penchant for white-collar crime doesn't stop there, however. The two highest-ranking moderators, Hezzy and Dragon, receive compensation for their work (Source: Steam chat with none other than Benji). The meager sum of money wired to them directly from Garry Numan violates the federal minimum wage for both Hezzy, a citizen of Great Britain, and Dragon, an American citizen. The irregular hours and unpredictable nature of moderating such a large community lead to an unprecedented amount of stress on Hezzy and Dragon which clearly warrants at least the federally-mandated minimum wage.
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The man himself, Gary Numan. Also pictured is the camera he took as a bribe for providing intangible forum services.
Garry Newman's trail of deceit, sadly, does not end there. His nonchalant attitude towards the law corrupted the seemingly incorruptible Benji last year. Benji took bribes, many from minors, in the form of video games. What did Benji do in return? Grant these members Gold Member, and objectively worthless forums upgrade which comes at no cost or difficulty to him.
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Benji, pictured with a prostitute in England's Red District. This prostitute was purchased by 12-year-old forum member ketchup.
What does all of this mean to you, the forumer? Quite simply, posting on Facepunch or buying Garry's Mod is tantamount to exploiting child labor, ignoring the plight of the worker, and using community status in return for
cash bribes. You are a terrible person for posting here insofar as your parents are terrible people for having you or for using blood diamonds to signify their shallow, loveless relationship. Your posting here directly affects the lives of millions, and not because your posts are bad (they are). This is Deeper Than Posting.
How can you atone for your sins? Quite simply, all you need to do is stop posting here forever. I left for months and came here solely to post these shocking revelations. I plan to leave again, for I am not a monster incapable of compassion for the common man. I write these internet words not to incite revolution but to incite thought; too many of you have been too complacent for too long. In reality, you are all complicit in crimes against humanity.
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Thanks for reading my Facepunch magnum opus! Hopefully the words I wrote convince you to reconsider your position here. You know the consequences of continuing to post. Whether or not you decide to stop is up to you. Knowledge is power.
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Fight The Power. RIP Radio Raheem.
Is there any info when is Search gonna be enabled again?
[QUOTE=Computermaster;23966730]What character?[/QUOTE]
Ah fucking piece of shit keyboard.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=21737983&postcount=7[/url]
This guy
Why was he permabanned for "extended"
[QUOTE=gerbile4;23972272]Ah fucking piece of shit keyboard.
[URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=21737983&postcount=7[/URL]
This guy
Why was he permabanned for "extended"[/QUOTE]
Didn't learn from his past bans
[QUOTE=Beetle179;23967291]I disagree. He was banned because TH89 thought he was a bad poster and also because he posted a borderline meme. Many, many others thought Zeke was a great poster and were bummed to see him have to leave. Sure, the meme thing could get a day or 3 in the Refugee Camp but really, a perma?[/QUOTE]
He's still here and posting on zeketwo.
Deal with it.
From what i heard, many of the golds didn't like him
[QUOTE=elitehakor;23972542]From what i heard, many of the golds didn't like him[/QUOTE]
I don't mind him, I just don't think he should be unbanned. He was banned for a valid reason.
[QUOTE=elitehakor;23972542]From what i heard, many of the golds didn't like him[/QUOTE]
Oh no
Now what do I have to live for
[QUOTE=elitehakor;23972542]From what i heard, many of the golds didn't like him[/QUOTE]
who gives a fuck he's funny
[QUOTE=elitehakor;23972542]From what i heard, many of the golds didn't like him[/QUOTE]
False
I liked him.
I didn't
He was okay but he was a big fucktard is the Jessi Slaughter megathread, the bans were actually legit some weren't.
[QUOTE=verynicelady;23960492]I tried this for a day - so many people were banned it wasn't funny. I usually warn about the possibility of a ban when I lock a spam thread but as it's not a consistently followed policy no-one really takes much notice.[/QUOTE]
I was banned for posting in a spam thread :frown:
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[QUOTE=elitehakor;23962247]What i mean is talking about the game but not mentioning that you pirated it, and some asshat goes and checks your profile or something and accuses you of piracy.[/QUOTE]
I've seen a thread where the OP's steam account link didn't have the game he wanted help with.
I wouldn't have banned him because, give him the benefit of the doubt, you can't [B]prove[/B], that for some dumb reason, he doesn't have an alt steam account with the game.
On the other hand, I've seen someone asking about Just Cause 2, and in his post he said it was "launch Just Cause 2.exe" or whatever, and it was clear he had pirated it, as the real just Cause doesn't have that, but that's what the pirate version launcher is called.
[QUOTE=ashxu;23961016]1 Month ago
Jimbomcb banned ashxu for 1 Day in Great Free MMO!! with the reason “Replying to spam”[/QUOTE]
Can we have a section in USER CP with a custom forum skin area? Maybe include the classic forum template?
You can get greasemonkey scripts to mods Fp's looks can't you? If that's what your asking for...
Yeah but where?
You make them yourself.
[QUOTE=CounterTunes;23982191]Yeah but where?[/QUOTE]
userscripts.org
[QUOTE=kmlkmljkl;23982216]userscripts.org[/QUOTE]
Thanks but I was looking for a proper link.
[QUOTE=kmlkmljkl;23982216]userscripts.org[/QUOTE]
There aren't any on userscripts.
Write them in Java
Then you can either upload them to userscripts.org for others to use, or for your use only you can add them by right clicking the Monkey icon and hitting New User Script/
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You could maybe ask Programming to write one for you, if you draw up what you want it to look like..
I like facepunch the way it looks,
why would you want to change it?
Maybe he doesn't like how it looks, or thinks it could be better.
I've seen a script that changed the front pages colour from mainly blue to red.
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