• "And That's How..." game
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And that's how me and your mother invented "the aristocrats"
And that's how I lost my left hand.
And that's how I lost the game.
And that's how today was the best breakfast I ever had...
and that's why kids you never take a piss on a goat
and thats how not to shoot a man in the face
and thats how i ate some chili dawgs
And this is why we can't have nice things
And that's why i have to kill you.
And that's how Gman got his speech impediment.
And that's how Sarah Palin stole my fish taco.
And that's how all the fish died
And that's why your mother is a MILF, son.
And thats why you have a gay dwarf amputee with beastiality fetish, son.
and that how i was going to clean my room but them i got high
And that's how you explode for toochin' that!
And that's why I had to do a system recovery with Windows 7. [sp]I guess the windows updater installed the wrong series of updates, got the blue screen of death when I rebooted[/sp]
And that's how i survived the plane crash.
And that's how...wait, what was I saying?
And that's how I did it.
And thats how facepunch was born
and that's why you can't suck your own dick ..
And that's how I pretended to just finish THE most craziest, fucked up story.
.....and that's how I have two dicks and half an asshole.
And that's how my ass is burning and my cock is sore.
And that's how I found out he was a red sp-
And that's how I found out I was raped by my grandmother.
And that's why they call Her the "Virgin Mary". Not a how but whatever.
and that's how Martha speaks :fuckyou:
and thats why shes your sister... AND your mother
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