Should I drink a half gallon of 5 day old spoiled premade chocolate milk?
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[QUOTE=.Vel;48798323]I could swear i've seen you get banned for that.
[B]BAD NEWS AND GOOD NEWS[/B]
I just got hone to find that the milk is, to my discontent, thrown away.
Good news is that I'm going to the store tonight, so I WILL grab a half gallon to drink. I'll make sure to get one closest to expiration.[/QUOTE]
I did, but that was for SH where apparently they're bannable now ;-;
just fucking tank it get it necked
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I've done a quick google search and figured out how to make milk expire really fast. So, i'm going to implement it overnight and by tomorrow I should have near chunky premade chocolate milk.
I apologize for it being thrown out. I wish I could have done it tonight as much as you people do.
Alternatively, I could eat/drink something else equally horrid or even more disgusting if one of you recommend it and the rest of you all agree.
[sp]again guys, my bad for not warning my mother to not throw it out[/sp]
you should chase every huge chug of milk with a shot of whiskey trust me on this one
[QUOTE=Kommodore;48798575]you should chase every huge chug of milk with a shot of whiskey trust me on this one[/QUOTE]
Too young for that much alcohol.
[QUOTE=.Vel;48798443][B][I]MORE GOOD NEWS[/I][/B]
I've done a quick google search and figured out how to make milk expire really fast. So, i'm going to implement it overnight and by tomorrow I should have near chunky premade chocolate milk.
I apologize for it being thrown out. I wish I could have done it tonight as much as you people do.
Alternatively, I could eat/drink something else equally horrid or even more disgusting if one of you recommend it and the rest of you all agree.
[sp]again guys, my bad for not warning my mother to not throw it out[/sp][/QUOTE]
Let milk rest out for 2 days you'll love it
Why? Why would you want food poisoning for?
Just drink the chocolate milk as-is :v:
[QUOTE=.Vel;48798323]I could swear i've seen you get banned for that.
[B]BAD NEWS AND GOOD NEWS[/B]
I just got home to find that the milk is, to my discontent, thrown away.
Good news is that I'm going to the store tonight, so I WILL grab a half gallon to drink. I'll make sure to get one closest to expiration.[/QUOTE]
You have to leave it for a few days so that it goes bad as well. Make sure no one throws it out, put a note on it that says that you are keeping it for experimentation (not strictly a lie).
You'll be fine, I accidentally drank spoilt milk once. Didn't realise until it occurred to me that I wasn't supposed to be drinking a yoghurt drink.
Not gonna lie op your eagerness to drink expired milk for strangers is kind of really pathetic.
dude just go through the trash for it
You can make it curdle faster by adding vinegar and yogurt.
[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;48798797]Not gonna lie op your eagerness to drink expired milk for strangers is kind of really pathetic.[/QUOTE]
It's not eagerness to drink it for strangers, it's eagerness to see if expired milk is bad.
[QUOTE=.Vel;48799655]It's not eagerness to drink it for strangers, it's eagerness to see if expired milk is bad.[/QUOTE]
you probably don't need to drink it to work that out
[QUOTE=.Vel;48798443][B][I]MORE GOOD NEWS[/I][/B]
I've done a quick google search and figured out how to make milk expire really fast. So, i'm going to implement it overnight and by tomorrow I should have near chunky premade chocolate milk.
I apologize for it being thrown out. I wish I could have done it tonight as much as you people do.
Alternatively, I could eat/drink something else equally horrid or even more disgusting if one of you recommend it and the rest of you all agree.
[sp]again guys, my bad for not warning my mother to not throw it out[/sp][/QUOTE]
Do beans cake:
[video=youtube;XyhhrRwaaY8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyhhrRwaaY8[/video]
Do Surstromming.
If you wanna vomit so bad but dont wanna risk food poisoning try chugging OJ with bits of orange, lots of it at once will make you puke
[QUOTE=Recurracy;48800712]If you wanna vomit so bad but dont wanna risk food poisoning try chugging OJ with bits of orange, lots of it at once will make you puke[/QUOTE]
What? I fucking love pulp in my orange juice.
I'd chug OJ any day
[QUOTE=.Vel;48799655]It's not eagerness to drink it for strangers, it's eagerness to see if expired milk is bad.[/QUOTE]
But why do you make the decision dependent on strangers' opinions then?
[QUOTE=Mezzokoko;48801634]But why do you make the decision dependent on strangers' opinions then?[/QUOTE]
Because he wanted attention, obviously. You don't make a thread like this on an Internet forum unless you already decided you want to drink the milk and want people to egg you on
where are you op you little shit
i think he died from milk poisoning
rip op
if i was op i would just make fake expired milk. you can't really tell it is fake without actually smelling it which we can't do from the internet. it is probably pretty easy to make fake expired milk by creating chunks with ice cream or something. the actual carton could be from awhile ago and you just fill it with your homemade recipe.
[QUOTE=matt000024;48812597]if i was op i would just make fake expired milk. you can't really tell it is fake without actually smelling it which we can't do from the internet. it is probably pretty easy to make fake expired milk by creating chunks with ice cream or something. the actual carton could be from awhile ago and you just fill it with your homemade recipe.[/QUOTE]
That's entirely true, so I guess you guys will just have to trust me.
I got some lucerene chocolate milk and left it out in the garage for the past few days. Video will be up tonight.
What's the point of doing this?
[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;48820529]What's the point of doing this?[/QUOTE]
attention
masochism
why is this a thread :disappoint:
[QUOTE=.Vel;48798443][B][I]MORE GOOD NEWS[/I][/B]
I've done a quick google search and figured out how to make milk expire really fast. So, i'm going to implement it overnight and by tomorrow I should have near chunky premade chocolate milk.
I apologize for it being thrown out. I wish I could have done it tonight as much as you people do.
Alternatively, I could eat/drink something else equally horrid or even more disgusting if one of you recommend it and the rest of you all agree.
[sp]again guys, my bad for not warning my mother to not throw it out[/sp][/QUOTE]
Hurry the fuck up.
where ya at op
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;48820625]Hurry the fuck up.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LSK;48820887]where ya at op[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=.Vel;48820486]
I got some lucerene chocolate milk and left it out in the garage for the past few days. Video will be up tonight.[/QUOTE]
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