• List some things a gamer would never say
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"I don't mind that this exploit is in the game, I'm sure that the developer will fix it in a timely manner"
"I should buy an iMac"
Wow! These Hacks I'm using are really unfair! I should probably stop right now! and Man! I should probably NOT report the guy who kills me as soon as I spawn even though the KillCam clearly shows he's flying in the air surrounded by nude sprays and 50 miles away from my spawn!
I think developers should make games more accessible for everyone!
"I died just then because of my own skill being inferior to the other player, it had nothing to do with lag"
"I don't like video games."
"I just kissed my girlfriend, I am so happy with my life!"
"I'm a brony!" (Good Lord if someone isn't scared of saying that! A real man is never frightened about expressing childish parts of his spirit, nor about showing sadness) [highlight]DISCLAIMER: If you Dumb, you agree that Facepunch is (and will be) ruled by Dictature, where nobody's allowed to express themselves or say anything (almost) freely... Along with contributing to unfair banning just because of liking a kid's show[/highlight] EDIT: Keep 'em coming, you lovers of unfair banning and hate, who also think [I]every[/I] brony/pegasister is homosexual/lesbian.
"It's hard to believe HL3 was finally released"
I just love holding the analog stick foward until I encounter yet ANOTHER battle with those soldiers, then causing me to spam the X Button!(Final Hallway XIII) I just LOVE catching all these Rattatas! Wow! I Really love holding the left button with my health slowly draining as the guy on the right continually spams Hadoukens!
The N64 sucked.
Games should cater more to casuals.
"Ah cool! I only have 2 installs left with this game until it becomes void!
"I better play this tutorial so i can learn the basics of this game!"
This always Online DRM has enriched my experience.
I can't wait to die more in Dark Souls
I don't agree with your opinion on X, but I respect it, so I will not argue with you
"Boy, I wish my team would stop speaking the same language as I do!"
"Legend of Zelda sucks." (Ironically, I think that. :v: )
[QUOTE=BenjaminTennison;40217503]"I'm a brony!" (Good Lord if someone isn't scared of saying that! A real man is never frightened about expressing childish parts of his spirit, nor about showing sadness) [highlight]DISCLAIMER: If you Dumb, you agree that Facepunch is (and will be) ruled by Dictature, where nobody's allowed to express themselves or say anything (almost) freely... Along with contributing to unfair banning just because of liking a kid's show[/highlight] EDIT: Keep 'em coming, you lovers of unfair banning and hate, who also think [I]every[/I] brony/pegasister is homosexual/lesbian.[/QUOTE] You could've kept it short by just saying "I'm a brony!", now you just look like a moron.
[QUOTE=BenjaminTennison;40217503]"I'm a brony!" (Good Lord if someone isn't scared of saying that! A real man is never frightened about expressing childish parts of his spirit, nor about showing sadness) [highlight]DISCLAIMER: If you Dumb, you agree that Facepunch is (and will be) ruled by Dictature, where nobody's allowed to express themselves or say anything (almost) freely... Along with contributing to unfair banning just because of liking a kid's show[/highlight] EDIT: Keep 'em coming, you lovers of unfair banning and hate, who also think [I]every[/I] brony/pegasister is homosexual/lesbian.[/QUOTE] You do know, this thread is about things a gamer wouldn't say. This is totally off, the people who enjoy MLP actually write these things. [sp]Also, if you have the Brony => Nazi filter, you must be having a blast[/sp]
"Tetris is for idiots, play Columns instead!" I really prefer Columns over Sega, just because it became popular with them
"The new highly hyped game I just bought isn't flawless."
"Hey guys, I need to go and take a quick piss Please don't shoot me until I'm back."
[QUOTE=kmlkmljkl;40218637]You could've kept it short by just saying "I'm a brony!", now you just look like a moron.[/QUOTE] I'm trying to make readers hesitate, you can take it as if I'm asking three questions: 1. Is even mentioning MLP in a forum or chat forbidden, unless it's in a topic where horseshit is related? 2. Do you believe in the stereotype that [I]all[/I] bronies/pegasisters are gays? 3. Is it fair to get a ban just because a Moderator (or whoever is capable of banning) hates a kid's toon? (If "Yes", Facepunch'd be ruled by "no free speech unless in special places related to specific content" or even worse, "All mentions or references to My Little Pony will result in permabans") [QUOTE=Killervalon;40218654]You do know, this thread is about things a gamer wouldn't say. This is totally off, the people who enjoy MLP actually write these things. [sp]Also, if you have the Brony => Nazi filter, you must be having a blast[/sp][/QUOTE] I know why I wrote "A real man isn't afraid of having childish stuff in his mind", it's something I thought of through philosophy regarding the male personality
[QUOTE=BenjaminTennison;40217503]"I'm a brony!" (Good Lord if someone isn't scared of saying that! A real man is never frightened about expressing childish parts of his spirit, nor about showing sadness) [highlight]DISCLAIMER: If you Dumb, you agree that Facepunch is (and will be) ruled by Dictature, where nobody's allowed to express themselves or say anything (almost) freely... Along with contributing to unfair banning just because of liking a kid's show[/highlight] EDIT: Keep 'em coming, you lovers of unfair banning and hate, who also think [I]every[/I] brony/pegasister is homosexual/lesbian.[/QUOTE] Problem with you lot is that you scream it out whilst knowing that you aren't liked here. (and when did we say that every brony/pegasister is a gay?). Even more if YOU act so childish. On-topic. 'Boy! I sure like the fact that they don't change anything in EA sports game.'(see that one where it went from 12 to 13 with some texture recolours).
I'm a girl.
[QUOTE=Valiantttt;40218780]..when did we say that every brony/pegasister is a gay? Even more if YOU act so childish.[/QUOTE] I think of something a few would associate with homosexuality, when they think of "brony/pegasister" (Which, according to Study Results - Brony Study, was identified as false)
[QUOTE=BenjaminTennison;40218758]I'm trying to make readers hesitate, you can take it as if I'm asking three questions: [/QUOTE] I clicked Dumb even faster, so it doesn't really work well. ______________________ "Modern Warfare 3 provides a good narrative." "Graphics mean everything." "The New Xbox is doing everything right!"
[QUOTE=Durrsly;40218930]I clicked Dumb even faster, so it doesn't really work well.[/QUOTE] That's because you either of the following: 1. Were hasty 2. Went TL;DR 3. Activated rage mode because MLP is banned in your mind
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