• My brother has a knife and is trying to kill me (Serious)
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[QUOTE=reecematee;23498483]open the door slowly, and hide somewhere, wait for him to pass by, sneak up behind him, and break his neck. i might be playing too much mgs.[/QUOTE] You can never have to much metal gear solid.... never
[QUOTE=Doomish;23498548]What exactly was the thought process behind this thread? "Hmm, my brother is trying to stab me to death... WHAT DO I DO?!?! Oh, I know, I'll make a thread about it on Facepunch! Surely that will help my situation!"[/QUOTE] Well, In that kind of situation with no phone or anything thing else to do, I think I would do the same thing. Especially if I had IRL friends here.
I found the kid: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=947340[/url] :fuckyou:
The mods really failed to deliver. They could have gotten his IP and location, then proceeded to contact local authorities. I bet one of them saw this thread and is laughing manically right now. Probably Perfumly.
I was tehmuffin's best friend. He's a kid who I've known since first grade and a mite in hockey. He's very quiet, to say the least. He opened his speech by saying he got a C- in Public Speaking. Too bad his teacher wasn't at the service to hear this... his grade would have been raised to an A. Friend: one attached to another by respect or affection. Respect is something that I will always have for tehmuffin, but it took time for my affection to develop. My affection for tehmuffin has nourished over the years because I began to look toward tehmuffin as a mentor. The first time I began to look toward tehmuffin as a mentor was in ninth grade. One day when we were in his room, I told him, "I'm a little afraid of attending High School." tehmuffin simply asked, "why?" I replied, "Because High School is a time when your suppose to set goals for yourself and develop your future plans and I have no clue what I am going to do." tehmuffin said with a slight smirk on his face, "you don't know?" So I asked, "well do you have any clue what you're going to do with your life?" tehmuffin said with certainty, "I'm going to start my own record label!" Music is something that tehmuffin loved and cherished and he shared this love with me. tehmuffin introduced me to a type of music called EMU and the thrill of live performances. Without tehmuffin I would have never known who Jeremy Enigk was, I would have never seen Jeremy Enigk's band called Sunny Day Real Estate live, and I would've never heard the beauty in Jeremy Enigk's solo album called Return of the Frog Queen. tehmuffin loved to go to an alternative coffeehouse downtown called the FoxFire. The foxfire also has a stage were they give concerts. tehmuffin took me there to go see Dilinger Four a popular punk band. We were listening to one of the cover bands called Lifter Puller and we both adored their new type of music. Lifter Puller soon became tehmuffin's favorite band but my love was retained to Jeremy Enigk. tehmuffin's favorite song came from Lifter Puller, "it's the first song of their old album", he said. "This is the song that I wake up to every day, it's the only song that can get me out of bed." tehmuffin has taught me so many things. He taught me how to play guitar, he has taught me how to listen to music opposed to just hearing it, but the most important thing tehmuffin has taught me is the skill of making friends, something that tehmuffin has never lacked. I know that I will always have friends, but tehmuffin will always be my Best Friend.
[QUOTE=whee;23498601]I found the kid: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=947340[/url] :fuckyou:[/QUOTE] Nope.
don't worry op will respawn next round
OP is dead. R.I.P [editline]07:19PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Ragamuffin..;23498653]don't worry op will respawn next round[/QUOTE] Ha Ha
[QUOTE=lum1naire;23498624] Friend: one attached to another by respect or affection. Respect is something that I will always have for tehmuffin, but it took time for my affection to develop. My affection for [U][B][I]Greg[/I][/B][/U] has nourished over the years because I began to look toward tehmuffin as a mentor. [/QUOTE] [url=http://www.underthesun.com/Greg/speech.htm]Cool story.[/url]
[QUOTE=Doomish;23498548]What exactly was the thought process behind this thread? "Hmm, my brother is trying to stab me to death... WHAT DO I DO?!?! Oh, I know, I'll make a thread about it on Facepunch! Surely that will help my situation!"[/QUOTE] Now he's dead. Too late to shit on him.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;23498624]QUOTE[/QUOTE] [URL]http://www.underthesun.com/Greg/speech.htm[/URL]
[QUOTE=Ragamuffin..;23498653]don't worry op will respawn next round[/QUOTE] Respawn time: 600,000,000,000 years
[QUOTE=Ragamuffin..;23498653]don't worry op will respawn next round[/QUOTE] :mmmsmug: haha nice one
I'm expecting a, "Oh fuck guys sorry my internet went out, my brother has calmed down now." or something.
Same here. Maybe some kind of lame excuse
fuck u guys i try writing something touching and cant appreciate shit kids these days fuck diggernicks [highlight](User was banned for this post ("flaming" - Lithifold))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=lum1naire;23498624]I was tehmuffin's best friend. He's a kid who I've known since first grade and a mite in hockey. He's very quiet, to say the least. He opened his speech by saying he got a C- in Public Speaking. Too bad his teacher wasn't at the service to hear this... his grade would have been raised to an A. Friend: one attached to another by respect or affection. Respect is something that I will always have for tehmuffin, but it took time for my affection to develop. My affection for tehmuffin has nourished over the years because I began to look toward tehmuffin as a mentor. The first time I began to look toward tehmuffin as a mentor was in ninth grade. One day when we were in his room, I told him, "I'm a little afraid of attending High School." tehmuffin simply asked, "why?" I replied, "Because High School is a time when your suppose to set goals for yourself and develop your future plans and I have no clue what I am going to do." tehmuffin said with a slight smirk on his face, "you don't know?" So I asked, "well do you have any clue what you're going to do with your life?" tehmuffin said with certainty, "I'm going to start my own record label!" Music is something that tehmuffin loved and cherished and he shared this love with me. tehmuffin introduced me to a type of music called EMU and the thrill of live performances. Without tehmuffin I would have never known who Jeremy Enigk was, I would have never seen Jeremy Enigk's band called Sunny Day Real Estate live, and I would've never heard the beauty in Jeremy Enigk's solo album called Return of the Frog Queen. tehmuffin loved to go to an alternative coffeehouse downtown called the FoxFire. The foxfire also has a stage were they give concerts. tehmuffin took me there to go see Dilinger Four a popular punk band. We were listening to one of the cover bands called Lifter Puller and we both adored their new type of music. Lifter Puller soon became tehmuffin's favorite band but my love was retained to Jeremy Enigk. tehmuffin's favorite song came from Lifter Puller, "it's the first song of their old album", he said. "This is the song that I wake up to every day, it's the only song that can get me out of bed." tehmuffin has taught me so many things. He taught me how to play guitar, he has taught me how to listen to music opposed to just hearing it, but the most important thing tehmuffin has taught me is the skill of making friends, something that tehmuffin has never lacked. I know that I will always have friends, but tehmuffin will always be my Best Friend.[/QUOTE] -snip- Well FUCK MY ASS this thread is going so fast 10 more posts come up before i can post
[QUOTE=tomboy083;23498575]You can never have to much metal gear solid.... never[/QUOTE] Joke Hitler.
[QUOTE=Baggerbean;23498742]I'm expecting a, "Oh fuck guys sorry my internet went out, my brother has calmed down now." or something.[/QUOTE] Well that would be anti climatic. I want a story with op in a helicopter escaping a Russian military base after his brother rated him out as a spy.
[QUOTE=Mikesword221;23498794]Well that would be anti climatic. I want a story with op in a helicopter escaping a Russian military base after his brother rated him out as a spy.[/QUOTE] Me too. Shit like that doesn't happen though unfortunately. :saddowns:
dont giv me boxes fuck
[QUOTE=claythepro;23498770]Joke Hitler.[/QUOTE] What!? what the hell does joke hitler mean? (i know i sound like a idiot :sax: )
[IMG]http://img59.imageshack.us/i/muffinman.jpg/[/IMG]
He's online on Steam.
HE'S ON AGAIN! (facepunch)
I guess we will know in the next two days. Unless OP posts here, keep an eye on the local newspapers, might be an article about it. Though I'm still not really convinced this is real.
[QUOTE=Baggerbean;23498861]He's online on Steam.[/QUOTE] OP confirmed alive and a troll. Twas fun.
Hopefully he will post once he's read all of our stuff.
I'm okay, not dead. He lied to my mom and said he never brought up a knife
Wait!!!!!!!!!!! new idea..... masturbate furiously
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