• My brother has a knife and is trying to kill me (Serious)
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Contact the police through the internet.
Guys I think he got stabbed
[QUOTE=Miktor.;23497330]He's still online. Someone that knows his location? Any IRL friends here? Anyone that knows his IRL friends? Anyone that got his steam or msn? Anyone that could make that call for him? We need to be more serious about this guys.[/QUOTE] As I said I will make the call for him if needed
This thread is serious business.
[QUOTE=Miktor.;23497330]He's still online. Someone that knows his location? Any IRL friends here? Anyone that knows his IRL friends? Anyone that got his steam or msn? Anyone that could make that call for him? We need to be more serious about this guys.[/QUOTE] Thank God, lets not all make stupid ideas, most of these ideas will get him killed.
This thread has suddenly become worrying.
Get out of there! Get as far away as possible! Get to a neighbor's house! Get help! Call the police!!!
[QUOTE=Miktor.;23497330]He's still online.[/QUOTE] Right, because the only way to log out of facepunch is to [B]die.[/B]
[QUOTE=chamon;23497361]Guys I think he got stabbed[/QUOTE] He's still on though, so it's not the Internet that's gone.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;23497292]Scars are only cool when they run the vertical length of your face (with some contours, obviously) and pass over an eye, like with Leonidas or Colonel Quaritch.[/QUOTE] OP, let your bro stab you in the face.
[QUOTE=Miktor.;23497380]He's still on though, so it's not the Internet that's gone.[/QUOTE] " Last Activity: 12 Minutes Ago"
[QUOTE=tomboy083;23497374]Thank God, lets not all make stupid ideas, most of these ideas will get him killed.[/QUOTE] Call SWAT.
Im now really like :ohdear:
[QUOTE=chamon;23497390]" Last Activity: 12 Minutes Ago"[/QUOTE] Damnit...... he might be gone.
Brother outside room with a knife, threatening to stab you any second now. Make a thread about it quick!
You don't have any type of bludgeon, or knife in your room? And you call yourself a male.
[QUOTE=tomboy083;23497411]Damnit...... he might be gone.[/QUOTE] He's certainly gone. Not stabbed necessarily, but gone.
We're probably gonna get a post from him saying "OP's bro here, just stabbed the fuck out of him."
:gonk:
Maybe the OP has defeated his brother and is calling his mum or something as we speak. But what kinda kid tries to kill someone he grew up with his entire life becuase the internet cut out for his computer.
knock his ass out..
[quote]About tehMuffinMan Location: Why would anyone give a shit?[/quote] Oh the irony
My crazy as fuck meth head brother did the something like this to me. I wedged the boxspring to my bed up against the door, got out of through my window and called the police with the neighbors phone.
Op has died a horrible and bloody death.
I'm sure he's fine... :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Zoombini;23497425]Brother outside room with a knife, threatening to stab you any second now. Make a thread about it quick![/QUOTE] Exactly. If he's got time to make a thread then I don't know why he needs to ask what to do. Personally I would've suggested jumping out of your window and running down the street. But that's more for your cardio than your stab resistance.
He's online, but his last activity was 16 minutes ago. That was 4 minutes after the thread started. I think it's safe to pressume that OP is dead
If you do decide to go out, knee/kick him in the crotch and proceed to uppercut his nose when he bends over.
masturbate vigorously.
This is the first time I have seen members of facepunch give a fuck about another member. Lets all have a cup of tea to calm us down hey?
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