My brother has a knife and is trying to kill me (Serious)
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Oh PLEASE be ok. :ohdear:
shit on his dick and then take pics
A mod should reveal his IP in the thread, then someone finds out his location and contacts the local authorities for him.
We should have called your phone as a distraction :v:
Dude, people are getting worried.
Give us your location if you need help.. :ohdear:
:byewhore:
I have a feeling shit is going to get real and this thread will do down in history like the wet dream thread.
maybe.
[QUOTE=heavy artillery;23497518]masturbate vigorously.[/QUOTE]
This is a good idea. Your bro breaks down the door and sees you naked jacking off, all thoughts of murder dissolve.
[QUOTE=Prof. Layton;23497542]A mod should reveal his IP in the thread, then someone finds out his location and contacts the local authorities for him.[/QUOTE]
no he shouldnt nerd. i want op to die
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[QUOTE=TheEconomy;23497469]My crazy as fuck meth head brother did the something like this to me. I wedged the boxspring to my bed up against the door, got out of through my window and called the police with the neighbors phone.[/QUOTE]
Nice quick thinking there, OP should do this
Call police
[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;23497060]This isn't a troll thread.
So me and my family keep getting these internet problems where our connection keeps disconnecting and re connecting so it's a pain in the ass.
My mom is supposed to be home now, my grandma left an hour ago and I'm sitting here with my door barricaded.
So his internet shuts off and asks me "How do you fix it?!" I told him I have no idea and he says "LIAR!" then repeats asking me and when I respond with I don't know for the 14th time and I slam the door. Somehow his bone dinosaur statue falls off his shelf from the vibration and he goes ape shit at me even though you can easily attach them again. So he comes into my room and grabs me, pushes me on the ground and fucking sits on my head. after I got him out I continued playing some Alien Swarm and hear a crashing noise and him yelling "OHHHH FUUUCCKKK" I laughed. 15 minutes later he walks right into my room, I look back at him with a "Get the fuck out" stare. and he walks out and goes down stairs. I ask him "What are you doing?" no response. I hear the cabinet opening and he comes up stairs with a knife in his hand. I say "You're not going to stab me, chicken shit." and he fucking charges at me with the knife but I close the door right before it stabbed me. I held on to the door handle for dear life until he walks away. He does. I barricade my door with my computer chair and shit while he's stabbing or just hitting my door and I'm fucking terrified.
TL;DR Brother goes apeshit over his shit [B][U]braking[/U][/B], blames it on me and almost stabbed me.
Right now I hear him smacking something.
Oh and before you ask, I don't know my moms cell phone number and the phone is in my bothers room.[/QUOTE]
Rated bad spelling... Getting stabbed is no excuse, sir.
But yeah.. I'd give a serious answer, but it seems pretty likely you're either trolling, or got stabbed. Either way, my answer would be irrelevant.
Attention whore?
Shit damn
Don't [I]lock him out[/I] with the chair - grab the chair and fucking [I]smash him over the head[/I] with it!
[QUOTE=Rediscover;23497574]I have a feeling shit is going to get real and this thread will do down in history like the wet dream thread.
maybe.[/QUOTE]
Either that or he'll post and we'll all feel like idiots for worrying.
[QUOTE=Hypothermic;23497579]no he shouldnt nerd. i want op to die[/QUOTE]
Asshole, no one deserves to die for doing nothing wrong
[QUOTE=that1dude24;23497271]Use physical force to show that he shouldn't use physical force?
That'll work. :downs:[/QUOTE]
Use physical force to show he doesn't fucking stab you. That [b]WILL[/b] work.
[QUOTE=Baggerbean;23497603]Either that or he'll post and we'll all feel like idiots for worrying.[/QUOTE]
that too.
According to his steam account he's playing alien swarm right now.
What if the OP is actually dead? :ohdear:
As in, for real.
I'll keep and eye out for any news of "boy brutally murdered by sibling over bone dinosaur " or "Bone Dinosaur kills boy with knife over broken sibling"
or "Knife kills bone dinosaur with sibling over the internet"
[QUOTE=Miktor.;23497621]According to his steam account he's playing alien swarm right now.[/QUOTE]
tell that fuck to get off steam and tell us whats going on
[QUOTE=RixxzIV;23497623]What if the OP is actually dead? :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Then it is a sad day.
I think I found his steam profile, it uses the same name as his garrysmod.org profile and one of the groups he's in is Facepunch Studios
[URL]http://steamcommunity.com/id/tehmuffinmanfp[/URL]
Oh fuck bro your brothers going to kick your ass don't say I didn't warn you.
If OP doesn't reply in 10 minutes he is confirmed dead.
OP run down stairs grab a giant ass kitchen knife and run like hell out of there
[QUOTE=dinoman;23497610]Asshole, no one deserves to die for doing nothing wrong[/QUOTE]
op does and so do you
Or attention whore.
[QUOTE=Miktor.;23497621]According to his steam account he's playing alien swarm right now.[/QUOTE]
it might be his bro
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