• My brother has a knife and is trying to kill me (Serious)
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[QUOTE=Dr. Punchgroin;23498217][b]IS THIS IS SERIOUS DOWNLOAD SKYPE AND CALL 911[/b] Why hasn't anyone suggested this yet?[/QUOTE] I think 1 or 2 people did already. And so fourth the 7th page was created. OP is dead. Let's face it.
Lets hope he has, Smiles around hey.
Snake?... Snake??.... SNAAAAAAAKE!
I definately call shenanigans. You know, what if this is actually real, and this ends up on the news? Someone from facepunch would be on TV! Unfortunately.
[QUOTE=catch33;23498279]Is this your brother? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc[/media][/QUOTE] :colbert: [editline]08:02PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Luxo;23498292]Snake?... Snake??.... SNAAAAAAAKE![/QUOTE] Damn, i was gonna say that!
Holy shit, this thread is almost going by as fast as the Engineer Update thread.
He's probably alive as he isn't online anymore. You can't log out while dead. Or are there computers in the place he could be?
[QUOTE=Dark Link;23498310]Holy shit, this thread is almost going by as fast as the Engineer Update thread.[/QUOTE] I think that thread was a [i]bit[/i] faster.
Last Activity: 54 Minutes Ago :frown: I think this is just a attention whore thread now
Oh man oh god oh man oh god But honestly this is the internet. Nothing interesting like this really happens its a Troll thread for sure. I doubt anyone who has ever had a FP account has ever died.
Welp. Op is now legally pronounced dead by internet law. Anyone want to say a few words?
I would not be on the computer right now if I were you.
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=RickieSticki;23498322]He's probably alive as he isn't online anymore. You can't log out while dead. Or are there computers in the place he could be?[/QUOTE] You don't have to log out, just not be on facepunch.
I think someone did, some died in a car crash didn't they? Someone got sent to prison too amirite?
[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;23498390]Last Activity: 54 Minutes Ago :frown: I think this is just a attention whore thread now[/QUOTE] A very fun thread at that.
Its funny to see facepunchers acting like pussies and worrying. man up and deal with it. Also he aint dead.
:ese: Get something in your room to threaten him back.
My friend tried to kill me once. He said ill kill ya with a knife. I told him "Good Luck With That :)"
fuck, hes probably dead..... he hasn't said anything in a while.
r.i.p.
OP has to survive until his mom come back.
open the door slowly, and hide somewhere, wait for him to pass by, sneak up behind him, and break his neck. i might be playing too much mgs.
Then why aren't you going out their, and beating the living shit out of him? It's a fucking knife... Just grab a blunt object in your room or piece of glass break it on his head, and if he tries to stab you slash his arm with the broken glass.
[QUOTE=catch33;23498279]Is this your brother? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc[/media][/QUOTE] Imagine that but with a knife. He'd be like an angry, teenaged bezerker.
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;23498490]Then why aren't you going out their, and beating the living shit out of him? It's a fucking knife... Just grab a blunt object in your room or piece of glass break it on his head, and if he tries to stab you slash his arm with the broken glass.[/QUOTE] okay tuff dood
[QUOTE=Rombishead;23497828]This is now a memorial thread. Lets all take a moment to remember the man most of us didn't even know. In his short life he managed to gain gold and probably filled our harts with love. RIP[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i26.tinypic.com/2hnqbso.jpg[/IMG]
maybe he didnt log off. he said the internet has been acting up. wich was the cause of all of this
What exactly was the thought process behind this thread? "Hmm, my brother is trying to stab me to death... WHAT DO I DO?!?! Oh, I know, I'll make a thread about it on Facepunch! Surely that will help my situation!"
[QUOTE=Doomish;23498548]What exactly was the thought process behind this thread? "Hmm, my brother is trying to stab me to death... WHAT DO I DO?!?! Oh, I know, I'll make a thread about it on Facepunch! Surely that will help my situation!"[/QUOTE] Well now we have evidence of who murdered him thanks to that.
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