• SpicyTornado - The unfunniest shit on the Internet created from the spawns of hell.
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[QUOTE=The Party Spy;29425896]Never gonna run around and desert us.[/QUOTE] stop shitposting. you're a terrible person I come in to read a good thread and then there's [i]your posts[/i]
Spicy check out the [url]http://www.facepunch.com/forums/75-Creationism-Corner[/url]
[QUOTE=Pvt. Banana;29423696]Nothing beats electric retard, with such great classics as: [url]http://www.electricretard.com/buried-treasure/[/url][/QUOTE] [url]http://www.electricretard.com/school-for-boys/[/url] This is my favorite.
ironically i was just thinking about the portal gun bathroom one not even two hours ago. what a classic
[QUOTE=69105;29425582]Come back to bed, sweetheart. I made you some breakfast.[/QUOTE] I already ate brunch. [editline]25th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=john_frohman;29425999][url]http://www.electricretard.com/school-for-boys/[/url] This is my favorite.[/QUOTE] I don't know why you guys want me to look at electric retard. I'm mortified at the content they publish. In just three minutes on the site, I saw more cartoon genitalia than I have in my entire 25 years on this planet. What's wrong with those people?
For people who haven't caught up with the thread and don't know who Mr.SpicyTornado is: [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14263778/tornado.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29426243]I don't know why you guys want me to look at electric retard. I'm mortified at the content they publish. In just three minutes on the site, I saw more cartoon genitalia than I have in my entire 25 years on this planet. What's wrong with those people?[/QUOTE] You said your mother laughed for an entire minute when you showed her your comic? I bet she'll laugh even more at electric retard. Trust me. I'm a doctor. Show her one and let her decide which comics are better. And record it.
[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;29426350]For people who haven't caught up with the thread and don't know who Mr.SpicyTornado is: [img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14263778/tornado.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] tehmuffinman is a prick the end
[QUOTE=gnisasas;29425747]Mr Spicy Tornado, you are the greatest person on earth, in fact I've decided I want to become like you when I grow up. Would you give me some tips in order to archieve this goal? I really appreciate your work and your mindset. Never give up, never let us down :)[/QUOTE] Thanks gnisasas. I appreciate the kind words, but I assure you I'm just a regular guy with regular guy problems. I don't think you want to be just like me, but I will provide you with some tips to better yourself. 1. A rule I live by is to avoid the the three Ts (Television, Trans fat, and Tequila). They will not better your life in any way. 2. When you have a dream, grab it no matter what. Sacrifice everything. I quit my job with the U.S. Postal Service to follow mine, and even though haters run rampant, I will one day stand victorious. 3. Stay away from floozies. They will destroy you.
[QUOTE=The Party Spy;29426405]tehmuffinman is a prick the end[/QUOTE] you're a horrible person
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29426419]3. Stay away from floozies. They will destroy you.[/QUOTE] This is a life-altering tip. Thank you so much
Could you guys not tell he was trolling on his first post on Facepunch? You'd have to be pretty dense.
[QUOTE=DiscoBiscut;29426485]Could you guys not tell he was trolling on his first post on Facepunch? You'd have to be pretty dense.[/QUOTE] you're trolling o wait no ure just genuinely stupid LOL
Obvi not SpicyTornado. Its just some troll...
[QUOTE=DiscoBiscut;29426485]Could you guys not tell he was trolling on his first post on Facepunch? You'd have to be pretty dense.[/QUOTE] I find it weird and almost offensive that some of you think I'm making things up or that I'm not a real person. But, at the end of the day I guess it matters not.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29426550]I find it weird and almost offensive that some of you think I'm making things up or that I'm not a real person. But, at the end of the day I guess it matters not.[/QUOTE] it's OK, dude. they just haven't read the fourteen pages of great content
[QUOTE=alex-is-epic;29426536]Obvi not SpicyTornado. Its just some troll...[/QUOTE] I've already proved that I'm the co-founder of Spicy Tornado... [url]http://spicytornado.com/facepunch[/url] What is wrong with some of you?
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29426419]Thanks gnisasas. I appreciate the kind words, but I assure you I'm just a regular guy with regular guy problems. I don't think you want to be just like me, but I will provide you with some tips to better yourself. 1. A rule I live by is to avoid the the three Ts (Television, Trans fat, and Tequila). They will not better your life in any way. 2. When you have a dream, grab it no matter what. Sacrifice everything. I quit my job with the U.S. Postal Service to follow mine, and even though haters run rampant, I will one day stand victorious. 3. Stay away from floozies. They will destroy you.[/QUOTE] Are close cute girl friends that want sex floozies? Should I avoid all kind of sex? Also, I'm saddened to hear you have problems for you shouldn't have any. What kind of problems do you have our dear friend? Even tho FP is full of haters, some of us appreciate the job you've done making us laught and forget about our problems and would like to return the favour.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29426575]I've already proved that I'm the co-founder of Spicy Tornado... [url]http://spicytornado.com/facepunch[/url] What is wrong with some of you?[/QUOTE] As if Jasper would really have the balls to make an account on this website and talk on his hate thread.
Mr. Spicy Tornado, sir. To prove your legitness, make a comic with me in it and make my avatar the face of my character. You may do this anytime you like, no deadline. If you do make it, you are [b]FUCKING INCREDIBLE[/b] [sp]I just want to see myself in a comic, I know you are legit[/sp]
Let's make him famous! [url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/gx7gu/spicytornado_so_unfunny_its_funny/[/url]
THe Electric Retard comics fucking crack me up. Awesome find!
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[url]http://spicytornado.com/santa-is-a-scumbag[/url] Why waste your fucking time on this bullshit?
i thought better of this site bashing whats quite obviously the work of a genius?
[QUOTE=gnisasas;29426589]Are close cute girl friends that want sex floozies? Should I avoid all kind of sex? Also, I'm saddened to hear you have problems for you shouldn't have any. What kind of problems do you have our dear friend? Even tho FP is full of haters, some of us appreciate the job you've done making us laught and forget about our problems and would like to return the favour.[/QUOTE] Floozies are sort of like cheap Chinese food. They seem desirable at first, but leave you feeling queasy and regretful. Stay away if you want to eventually have your golden day. I advocate abstinence, but just follow your heart. If you really listen, it won't lead you astray. We all have problems. Me? I only have 6,500 dollars to last me until Spicy Tornado becomes profitable and I'm living in my parents basement, which does have its perks, but I'm not usually allowed to have guests over. It's just a tough time, and sometimes my anger gets the best of me. But, I'm glad some of you appreciate my comic. I know some people like... even some on this website. All in all, I do feel the future is looking bright.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29426860]Floozies are sort of like cheap Chinese food. They seem desirable at first, but leave you feeling queasy and regretful. Stay away if you want to eventually have your golden day. We all have problems. Me? I only have 6,500 dollars to last me until Spicy Tornado becomes profitable and I'm living in my parents basement, which does have its perks, but I'm not usually allowed to have guests over. It's just a tough time, and sometimes my anger gets the best of me. But, I'm glad some of you appreciate my comic. I know some people like... even some on this website. All in all, I do feel the future is looking bright.[/QUOTE] You should invest a good quantity of money on expensive equipment. Make sure to adquire a good tablet, possibly a Mac, Macs are the best thing an artist can get, you'll never go back with that. It's the artist's choice when setting up a workplace. The more expensive your mac of choice is, the more quality you'll get out from your work. I must say you did an excelent choice living in your parents basement, it's the best place for inspiration, if I was granted 3 wishes, one of them would be to live in a dark small basement down my parent's house. The more you spend, the more profits you'll earn later, that's a basic economic theory and I'm sure you know it, so good luck man! Keep it up!
[QUOTE=gnisasas;29426963]You should invest a good quantity of money on expensive equipment. Make sure to adquire a good tablet, possibly a Mac, Macs are the best thing an artist can get, you'll never go back with that. It's the artist's choice when setting up a workplace. The more expensive your mac of choice is, the more quality you'll get out from your work. I must say you did an excelent choice living in your parents basement, it's the best place for inspiration, if I was granted 3 wishes, one of them would be to live in a dark small basement down my parent's house. The more you spend, the more profits you'll earn later, that's a basic economic theory and I'm sure you know it, so good luck man! Keep it up![/QUOTE] enough of the sarcasm dude....
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29426860]Floozies are sort of like cheap Chinese food. They seem desirable at first, but leave you feeling queasy and regretful. Stay away if you want to eventually have your golden day. I advocate abstinence, but just follow your heart. If you really listen, it won't lead you astray. We all have problems. Me? I only have 6,500 dollars to last me until Spicy Tornado becomes profitable and I'm living in my parents basement, which does have its perks, but I'm not usually allowed to have guests over. It's just a tough time, and sometimes my anger gets the best of me. But, I'm glad some of you appreciate my comic. I know some people like... even some on this website. All in all, I do feel the future is looking bright.[/QUOTE] I'm really sorry to shatter your dream but what income is Spicytornado going to give you? You have no ads on your website, and you've said before you don't accept hand outs (like you were going to receive alot of them with your comic in the current state that it is in) you do really need a job, bud.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29426243]I don't know why you guys want me to look at electric retard. I'm mortified at the content they publish. In just three minutes on the site, I saw more cartoon genitalia than I have in my entire 25 years on this planet. What's wrong with those people?[/QUOTE] They like to be intentionally offensive as fuck. The shock value combined with the generic comic theme is what makes the humor.
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