SpicyTornado - The unfunniest shit on the Internet created from the spawns of hell.
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[QUOTE=alex-is-epic;29426739][url]http://spicytornado.com/santa-is-a-scumbag[/url]
Why waste your fucking time on this bullshit?[/QUOTE]
I appreciate your opinion on this, but many people love Santa Clause. Maybe you need to get yourself reacquainted with your inner child.
by the way i dont really appreciate the use of cussing in thisa thread when you kmnow mr. spicy tornado (the man this thread is dedicated to) does not like cussing
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29427075]I appreciate your opinion on this, but many people love Santa Clause. Maybe you need to get yourself reacquainted with your inner child.[/QUOTE]
I only use him as an excuse to not get my family anything.
"Yea, whatever. Sure Santa will give you shit, so why ask me?"
Well then.
This guy is not for real. That's it. No one is that stupid to quit a job for a dumbass comic. No one. It takes fucking 1st grade knowledge to grasp the concept that YOU CAN DRAW ON OFF HOURS AND KEEP A FUCKING JOB. Look at Notch, the creator of minecraft. He kept his job well into development, only until he was ABSOLUTELY sure that he was going to profit out of it did he quit.
Also, your credo of "follow your dreams even if you have to quit your good-paying job, and its a dream that doesn't have anywhere near even 50% chance of prevailing" is fucking stupid. My dream is to go to the USNA, and just because it takes a lot to get in doesn't mean I spend all my time physically training, studying ,and having no life. I have enough off time to enjoy life.
tl;dr, rethink your life strategies before you do something like this.
also, referring to your earlier post addressing me, I assure you I am both wealthy and tasty.
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;29427641]This guy is not for real. That's it. No one is that stupid to quit a job for a dumbass comic. No one. It takes fucking 1st grade knowledge to grasp the concept that YOU CAN DRAW ON OFF HOURS AND KEEP A FUCKING JOB. Look at Notch, the creator of minecraft. He kept his job well into development, only until he was ABSOLUTELY sure that he was going to profit out of it did he quit.
Also, your credo of "follow your dreams even if you have to quit your good-paying job, and its a dream that doesn't have anywhere near even 50% chance of prevailing" is fucking stupid. My dream is to go to the USNA, and just because it takes a lot to get in doesn't mean I spend all my time physically training, studying ,and having no life. I have enough off time to enjoy life.
tl;dr, rethink your life strategies before you do something like this.
also, referring to your earlier post addressing me, I assure you I am both wealthy and tasty.[/QUOTE]
You just gotta believe. :ese:
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;29427641]This guy is not for real. That's it. No one is that stupid to quit a job for a dumbass comic. No one. It takes fucking 1st grade knowledge to grasp the concept that YOU CAN DRAW ON OFF HOURS AND KEEP A FUCKING JOB. Look at Notch, the creator of minecraft. He kept his job well into development, only until he was ABSOLUTELY sure that he was going to profit out of it did he quit.
Also, your credo of "follow your dreams even if you have to quit your good-paying job, and its a dream that doesn't have anywhere near even 50% chance of prevailing" is fucking stupid. My dream is to go to the USNA, and just because it takes a lot to get in doesn't mean I spend all my time physically training, studying ,and having no life. I have enough off time to enjoy life.
tl;dr, rethink your life strategies before you do something like this.
also, referring to your earlier post addressing me, I assure you I am both wealthy and tasty.[/QUOTE]
ahaha if you literally buy this then you're more autistic than jester is
i, however, have made a career in shitposting on facepunch. $1 a post
[QUOTE=69105;29427808]ahaha if you literally buy this then you're more autistic than jester is
i, however, have made a career in shitposting on facepunch. $1 a post[/QUOTE]
Party Spy must be a millionaire.
Got to the bottom of page 2 and felt physically sick at how bad these are
My tears want to cry :saddowns:
An Ode to Facepunch.com
[img]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/facepunch.jpg[/img]
Hey thats us!
[QUOTE=red_rizer36;29426615]Mr. Spicy Tornado, sir. To prove your legitness, make a comic with me in it and make my avatar the face of my character.
You may do this anytime you like, no deadline. If you do make it, you are [b]FUCKING INCREDIBLE[/b]
[sp]I just want to see myself in a comic, I know you are legit[/sp][/QUOTE]
here i'll do it for you, semi-nsfw
[media]http://gyazo.com/a6116ede7a27b7ea2cd770386b1120dc.png[/media]
i'm not entirely sure why i chose to draw this though
SpicyTornado guy, you're golden. Simply golden.
It's been a long time since I laughed this bad, and I was well-entertained by your comics. Sadly, I'm probably entertained in a way not very profitable for you, but I'll gladly click some ads if you keep the standard (low), and maybe, if you get better at drawing (you should really get a drawing tablet), I'll be entertained by well-written comics. I hope the best for you, as it seems that you're really standing in knee-deep shit.
Comics are so unfunny they are funny, not in a bad way though. I was laughing at some off them. Keep up the work and I would like to see some more from you. Half of FP are just being idiots about this.
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;29427946]Party Spy must be a millionaire.[/QUOTE]
yeah. he makes [i]way[/i] more than I do because most of my posts are pretty good.
[QUOTE=Aurora93;29428073]here i'll do it for you, semi-nsfw
[media]http://gyazo.com/a6116ede7a27b7ea2cd770386b1120dc.png[/media]
i'm not entirely sure why i chose to draw this though[/QUOTE]
In the style of electric retard. Nice
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29427075]I appreciate your opinion on this, but many people love Santa Clause. Maybe you need to get yourself reacquainted with your inner child.[/QUOTE]
Nurturing your inner child by making fun of it
ok
[QUOTE=jaykray;29423505]Spicytornado could have been used for a shock site or something. This is just sad.[/QUOTE]
[b]SPICY TORNADO CURRY SHIT EVERYWHERE[/b]
toasting in thread
[QUOTE=The Party Spy;29426405]tehmuffinman is a prick
the end[/QUOTE]
Stop with the fucking white knight gig, it's old and all your posts are shit.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29427075]I appreciate your opinion on this, but many people love Santa Clause. Maybe you need to get yourself reacquainted with your inner child.[/QUOTE]
I actually found that geniuinely funny. Would have been much funnier if you came up with some evidence to back yourself up though.
I would agree with the other guys, work on this part-time only until you gather a reasonable fanbase.
why do i think that this spicy tornado person is actually working with/is the OP of this thread?
This comic is the pinnacle of unfunny. I mean I'm actually afraid it might create a small singularity and pull anything remotely funny into it in order to try being funnier. It won't work though, nothing can help this damned webcomic.
Oh God I want to screen cap it all, but I'm too lazy lol.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29426575]I've already proved that I'm the co-founder of Spicy Tornado... [url]http://spicytornado.com/facepunch[/url]
What is wrong with some of you?[/QUOTE]
Make a post on your website saying that you made an account.
Guys I own spicytornado here's proof: [url]http://spicytornado.com/facepunch[/url]
See I can do the same thing
Posting in legendary thread. I don't really like the drawings and humour, though.
I'm still kind of bothered by the hate speech, but I think I'm coming to terms with the fact that my comic is appealing as I originally thought. I took an informal survey of 19 people and only one said they thought it was lacking. Maybe there is something in the water at Facepunch, I don't know.
I admit that there were moments I second guessed my decision to quit my job and give Spicy Tornado my all, but I honestly believe I have a solid product that will make me money within the next three months.
As for the people asking how I plan to be profitable without any ads and without accepting donations, you just have to take my word for it that I have a plan.
You guys really are a motley crew and I love you all, even the haters.
- Jasper
Heh. He is using this thread and all the links to and from it to spawn popularity for his shitty comic.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29433502]I'm still kind of bothered by the hate speech, but I think I'm coming to terms with the fact that my comic is appealing as I originally thought. I took an informal survey of 19 people and only one said they thought it was lacking. Maybe there is something in the water at Facepunch, I don't know.[/QUOTE]
Since n is less than thirty, we have to assume that your data is not normally distributed and we therefore cannot create reasonable conclusions from it.
:colbert:
also seriously man if your arent a troll this is the internet, dont take anything for face value
actually if you arent a troll go ahead and run as fast as you can from here
[QUOTE=>VLN<;29433530]Heh. He is using this thread and all the links to and from it to spawn popularity for his shitty comic.[/QUOTE]
38 people like it on facebook apparently.
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