SpicyTornado - The unfunniest shit on the Internet created from the spawns of hell.
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[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;29431662]why do i think that this spicy tornado person is actually working with/is the OP of this thread?[/QUOTE]
because your life is a conspiracy and you believe nothing else, clearly.
[QUOTE=KingKombat;29413926][img_thumb]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/facepunch.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
What is that some sort of political cartoon about our opinions about Spicy Tornado?
[editline]25th April 2011[/editline]
Also I've been reading electric retard. I don't think he likes black people but enjoys raping little kids.
[editline]25th April 2011[/editline]
[url]http://www.electricretard.com/enemy-territory/[/url]
This one is pretty funny to me though.
Whatever happened to him anyway? He stopped making new comics
good
Jasper, if you had to sum up your experiences with one comic, using everyones avatar who influenced you the most.. How would you do it?
This is literally the best comic on the internet... keep on chuggin' broe and don't give in to the haters- you know what they say- "haters be hatin' but thats cus they can't be creatin' what you makin' "
-me
ITT: People getting mad.
For no reason what-so-ever.
Make a serious comic about nuclear warfare, now I will know its you.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29433502]I admit that there were moments I second guessed my decision to quit my job and give Spicy Tornado my all, but I honestly believe I have a solid product that will make me money within the next three months.[/QUOTE]
I will [sp]generously[/sp] buy out your website for $50 right now. Only other condition is that you stop making comics. PM me if interested, this is a serious offer.
Spicy Tornado? More like Unfunny Tornado
[QUOTE=Mop;29436052]Jasper, if you had to sum up your experiences with one comic, using everyones avatar who influenced you the most.. How would you do it?[/QUOTE]
My avatar alone
[editline]26th April 2011[/editline]
Also I have profound hope that this person isn't real and is trolling us hardcore. Nobody is dumb enough to actually quite their job over a webcomic. Right?
Right?
I mean just the idea that somebody would much rather work on a comic than find a fucking job is simply insane. Insane in a bad way. Like how the fuck could anybody be that senseless. I know some dumb people who have made dumb decisions but wow this would take the cake if this were real. You can't randomly make a few comics that your FAMILY laughed at and come out and then make a whole website and make the claim that your hilarious. I'm not saying that you should regard our opinions as the only ones but goddamn dude. Get some input from a REAL third party. Don't assume that you're funny. Don't assume that you're going to be successful. You're pretty much guaranteed to make people hate you. In my eyes some of them are funny but the rest aren't clever or funny in the slightest like I said before. I'm being honest some of them wouldve been funny had they been executed but if you keep doing exactly what you're doing then you're fucked. Hard.
Okay, I agree with the whole quitting your job was a bad idea thing, but I just think you need to make small improvements and you will get somewhere.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29408382]Dear FacePunch community,
Hi, my name is Jasper. I'm co-founder of Spicy Tornado, a funny webcomic my brother and I recently launched. I found a link to this thread by checking my statistics. When I saw that I had a few hundred hits from a random site I had never heard of, I experienced a feeling of utter delight. Excited, I nuked a ham and cheese hot pocket, sat back down and clicked on the link.
It was not what I expected at all. Honestly, I was initially mortified. How could something my brother and I put our blood, sweat and tears into be so hated? How could something that made my mom giggle for minutes on end be compared to "watching grass grow"? I'm man enough to admit that I shed a few tears. I mean, I quit my job two months ago to focus on Spicy Tornado full-time. This criticism hit me like a wooden bat.
After my initial shock, I momentarily held on to my composure, but when my brother and I received literally 7 separate hate-filled emails (some of which my big brother responded to), I lost it. I drove directly to AppleBee's and downed three glasses of Chardonnay in literally 45 minutes. I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I got kind of drunk and started sobbing at the bar. I called my mom and told her everything. Every little snide comment you guys threw my way. Every mean-spirited re-imagining of my comic... I mean, who thought it would be funny to take my characters taco away? That's just silly. She theorized that you guys are just a bunch of pseudo-intellectual reptiles with nothing better to do than to bash a really original, funny comic. I don't remember much else from the night as I passed out as soon as my mom came to pick me up.
The next day I met with my spiritual leader. I felt a little better about everything after a solid slumber, but still felt I needed some clarity. He told me to take the high road and just take it all for what it is-- a critique. He explained that no two people have the same exact sense of humor, and told me that if I keep at it, I'll find my audience. I did show him my cartoons and he did say they seem a little juvenile. I really feel like he put everything into perspective.
I'm glad you guys were able to give me some feedback, and I'm sorry that I cried over it... I mean, at the end of the day, it's just a comic. I wish you all the best of luck in any endeavor you choose to pursue. I hope you are all having an amazing Easter. Maybe I'll stick around this forum, you guys do seem sort of fun. (Though the guy that claims I gave him cancer needs to read an encyclopedia.)
Much love,
Jasper[/QUOTE]
Make a comic on this scenario, its a win-win because this is fucking hilarious.
[QUOTE=Draicia;29376462][img_thumb]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/magic-johnson.jpg[/img_thumb]
what is this shit[/QUOTE]
its magic johnson, stupid
[QUOTE=KingKombat;29413926][h2]WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT[/h2]
[img_thumb]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/facepunch.jpg[/img_thumb]
When the fuck did I write that?
[editline]25th April 2011[/editline]
[h2]WHAT[/h2]
[editline]25th April 2011[/editline][/QUOTE]
OH FUCK YES I made their poster :v:
[QUOTE=ewitwins;29437550]OH FUCK YES I made their poster :v:[/QUOTE]
And apparently I was supposed to as well
[QUOTE=KingKombat;29436996]My avatar alone
[editline]26th April 2011[/editline]
Also I have profound hope that this person isn't real and is trolling us hardcore. Nobody is dumb enough to actually quite their job over a webcomic. Right?
Right?
I mean just the idea that somebody would much rather work on a comic than find a fucking job is simply insane. Insane in a bad way. Like how the fuck could anybody be that senseless. I know some dumb people who have made dumb decisions but wow this would take the cake if this were real. You can't randomly make a few comics that your FAMILY laughed at and come out and then make a whole website and make the claim that your hilarious. I'm not saying that you should regard our opinions as the only ones but goddamn dude. Get some input from a REAL third party. Don't assume that you're funny. Don't assume that you're going to be successful. You're pretty much guaranteed to make people hate you. In my eyes some of them are funny but the rest aren't clever or funny in the slightest like I said before. I'm being honest some of them wouldve been funny had they been executed but if you keep doing exactly what you're doing then you're fucked. Hard.[/QUOTE]
Wow.
First of all, I am a real person and I really did quit my job at the U.S. Postal Service to concentrate on pursuing my dream of creating profitable webcomic. I find it ridiculous to claim I'm some fake person just because I did something that is not conventional.
I can understand that you think quitting my job was a bad decision. Most people wouldn't quit their day jobs to pursue something so uncertain, but I'm not most people. I believe in the skills of my brother and I, and I believe in the power of laughter.
Also, I got input from 24 third parties when I conducted an informal survey in the last day or so. No joke, 21 out of the 24 people I asked (people from all walks of life) told me they thought Spicy Tornado is really funny. So when you claim I have not sought out opinions from REAL third parties, you are incorrect. And yes, I do care that my family members enjoy my comic. They have a really great sense of humor.
I respect your opinion, but I am going to continue to march forward. I am going to continue to work hard. My brother and I will make our comic profitable in the next three months, and no hate speak will stand in my way.
Lastly, I'm glad the Michael Jordan's and Elvis's of the world didn't listen to their detractors. The world would be a far less joyous place.
Best,
Jasper
[QUOTE=KingKombat;29436996]My avatar alone
[editline]26th April 2011[/editline]
Also I have profound hope that this person isn't real and is trolling us hardcore. Nobody is dumb enough to actually quite their job over a webcomic. Right?
Right?
I mean just the idea that somebody would much rather work on a comic than find a fucking job is simply insane. Insane in a bad way. Like how the fuck could anybody be that senseless. I know some dumb people who have made dumb decisions but wow this would take the cake if this were real. You can't randomly make a few comics that your FAMILY laughed at and come out and then make a whole website and make the claim that your hilarious. I'm not saying that you should regard our opinions as the only ones but goddamn dude. Get some input from a REAL third party. Don't assume that you're funny. Don't assume that you're going to be successful. You're pretty much guaranteed to make people hate you. In my eyes some of them are funny but the rest aren't clever or funny in the slightest like I said before. I'm being honest some of them wouldve been funny had they been executed but if you keep doing exactly what you're doing then you're fucked. Hard.[/QUOTE]
a decent amount of webcomic artists rely on their work to make an income
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29438365]Wow.
First of all, I am a real person and I really did quit my job at the U.S. Postal Service to concentrate on pursuing my dream of creating profitable webcomic. I find it ridiculous to claim I'm some fake person just because I did something that is not conventional.
I can understand that you think quitting my job was a bad decision. Most people wouldn't quit their day jobs to pursue something so uncertain, but I'm not most people. I believe in the skills of my brother and I, and I believe in the power of laughter.
Also, I got input from 24 third parties when I conducted an informal survey in the last day or so. No joke, 21 out of the 24 people I asked (people from all walks of life) told me they thought Spicy Tornado is really funny. So when you claim I have not sought out opinions from REAL third parties, you are incorrect. And yes, I do care that my family members enjoy my comic. They have a really great sense of humor.
I respect your opinion, but I am going to continue to march forward. I am going to continue to work hard. My brother and I will make our comic profitable in the next three months, and no hate speak will stand in my way.
Lastly, I'm glad the Michael Jordan's and Elvis's of the world didn't listen to their detractors. The world would be a far less joyous place.
Best,
Jasper[/QUOTE]
You're using a lot of relative terms. Your family has a [I]great sense of humor[/I]. You consider yourself a [I]pretty clever guy[/I] and yet you don't know what autism is. You thought we had made up the word. Every joke thrown at you goes right over your head, yet you claim to be an expert on satire, to the point where you would run a webcomic in place of a career in your confidence.
You left out with whom and how you conducted these informal interviews... were they neighbors in your isolated Minnesotan town who were trying to be polite being confronted with such a bizarre inquiry? If so, you probably wouldn't have noticed, would you?
As far as I'm concerned, MrSpicyTornado is a satirical genius.
[quote]Dear FacePunch community,
Hi, my name is Jasper. I'm co-founder of Spicy Tornado, a funny webcomic my brother and I recently launched. I found a link to this thread by checking my statistics. When I saw that I had a few hundred hits from a random site I had never heard of, I experienced a feeling of utter delight. Excited, I nuked a ham and cheese hot pocket, sat back down and clicked on the link.
It was not what I expected at all. Honestly, I was initially mortified. How could something my brother and I put our blood, sweat and tears into be so hated? How could something that made my mom giggle for minutes on end be compared to "watching grass grow"? I'm man enough to admit that I shed a few tears. I mean, I quit my job two months ago to focus on Spicy Tornado full-time. This criticism hit me like a wooden bat.
After my initial shock, I momentarily held on to my composure, but when my brother and I received literally 7 separate hate-filled emails (some of which my big brother responded to), I lost it. I drove directly to AppleBee's and downed three glasses of Chardonnay in literally 45 minutes. I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I got kind of drunk and started sobbing at the bar. I called my mom and told her everything. Every little snide comment you guys threw my way. Every mean-spirited re-imagining of my comic... I mean, who thought it would be funny to take my characters taco away? That's just silly. She theorized that you guys are just a bunch of pseudo-intellectual reptiles with nothing better to do than to bash a really original, funny comic. I don't remember much else from the night as I passed out as soon as my mom came to pick me up.
The next day I met with my spiritual leader. I felt a little better about everything after a solid slumber, but still felt I needed some clarity. He told me to take the high road and just take it all for what it is-- a critique. He explained that no two people have the same exact sense of humor, and told me that if I keep at it, I'll find my audience. I did show him my cartoons and he did say they seem a little juvenile. I really feel like he put everything into perspective.
I'm glad you guys were able to give me some feedback, and I'm sorry that I cried over it... I mean, at the end of the day, it's just a comic. I wish you all the best of luck in any endeavor you choose to pursue. I hope you are all having an amazing Easter. Maybe I'll stick around this forum, you guys do seem sort of fun. (Though the guy that claims I gave him cancer needs to read an encyclopedia.)
Much love,
Jasper[/quote]Absolutely brilliant.
[B]EDIT:[/B] It's like a piece of art. A gripping story compacted into a single post.
and then suddenly....
CANCER!
It's like a third grader wrote all these jokes. I hope you're not putting these on the internet to make money. It would be the same thing as opening a lemonade stand in a shopping mall. There are simply way better comics out there.
[QUOTE=redwall119;29438947]and then suddenly....
CANCER![/QUOTE]
Thanks for posting.
[QUOTE=Tralisk;29438970]Thanks for posting.[/QUOTE] your very welcome
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29438365]Wow.
First of all, I am a real person and I really did quit my job at the U.S. Postal Service to concentrate on pursuing my dream of creating profitable webcomic. I find it ridiculous to claim I'm some fake person just because I did something that is not conventional.
I can understand that you think quitting my job was a bad decision. Most people wouldn't quit their day jobs to pursue something so uncertain, but I'm not most people. I believe in the skills of my brother and I, and I believe in the power of laughter.
Also, I got input from 24 third parties when I conducted an informal survey in the last day or so. No joke, 21 out of the 24 people I asked (people from all walks of life) told me they thought Spicy Tornado is really funny. So when you claim I have not sought out opinions from REAL third parties, you are incorrect. And yes, I do care that my family members enjoy my comic. They have a really great sense of humor.
I respect your opinion, but I am going to continue to march forward. I am going to continue to work hard. My brother and I will make our comic profitable in the next three months, and no hate speak will stand in my way.
Lastly, I'm glad the Michael Jordan's and Elvis's of the world didn't listen to their detractors. The world would be a far less joyous place.
Best,
Jasper[/QUOTE]
Sweet Jesus, it's like everyone is taking this person seriously. Who would honestly give up their job to pursue webcomicking with the idea that it can be either:
A.) Profitable, or
B.) A good idea with a low level of art skills.
I mean hell, if he really is serious, and isn't a complete troll? You deserve every word from us if you were honestly stupid enough to do something like that.
It's a blatant fail on his part.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29438365]Wow.
First of all, I am a real person and I really did quit my job at the U.S. Postal Service to concentrate on pursuing my dream of creating profitable webcomic. I find it ridiculous to claim I'm some fake person just because I did something that is not conventional.
I can understand that you think quitting my job was a bad decision. Most people wouldn't quit their day jobs to pursue something so uncertain, but I'm not most people. I believe in the skills of my brother and I, and I believe in the power of laughter.
Also, I got input from 24 third parties when I conducted an informal survey in the last day or so. No joke, 21 out of the 24 people I asked (people from all walks of life) told me they thought Spicy Tornado is really funny. So when you claim I have not sought out opinions from REAL third parties, you are incorrect. And yes, I do care that my family members enjoy my comic. They have a really great sense of humor.
I respect your opinion, but I am going to continue to march forward. I am going to continue to work hard. My brother and I will make our comic profitable in the next three months, and no hate speak will stand in my way.
Lastly, I'm glad the Michael Jordan's and Elvis's of the world didn't listen to their detractors. The world would be a far less joyous place.
Best,
Jasper[/QUOTE]
Hey
You're gay
-signed by Raiskauskone of the united states of facepunch
FUCK, MY AUTOMERGE!
-ever so loving and carefree,
ewitwins <3
This thread is slowly being ruined.
wow first time I've been completely confused if most of the posters here are legitimately autistic and can't detect genius satire from a master troll, or if I'm being the autistic one~
thread of 2011
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29438365]Wow.
First of all, I am a real person and I really did quit my job at the U.S. Postal Service to concentrate on pursuing my dream of creating profitable webcomic. I find it ridiculous to claim I'm some fake person just because I did something that is not conventional.
I can understand that you think quitting my job was a bad decision. Most people wouldn't quit their day jobs to pursue something so uncertain, but I'm not most people. I believe in the skills of my brother and I, and I believe in the power of laughter.
Also, I got input from 24 third parties when I conducted an informal survey in the last day or so. No joke, 21 out of the 24 people I asked (people from all walks of life) told me they thought Spicy Tornado is really funny. So when you claim I have not sought out opinions from REAL third parties, you are incorrect. And yes, I do care that my family members enjoy my comic. They have a really great sense of humor.
I respect your opinion, but I am going to continue to march forward. I am going to continue to work hard. My brother and I will make our comic profitable in the next three months, and no hate speak will stand in my way.
Lastly, I'm glad the Michael Jordan's and Elvis's of the world didn't listen to their detractors. The world would be a far less joyous place.
Best,
Jasper[/QUOTE]
[img]http://gyazo.com/71ab68ba54ef836eb17b423965e9e9e4.png[/img] is all that really comes to mind, at this point.
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