SpicyTornado - The unfunniest shit on the Internet created from the spawns of hell.
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too many one strip comics
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29478379]Hey folks,
I just wanted to apologize to you all. I was banned from Facepunch for 24 hours for what was considered undesirable behavior. I always strive to play by the book, but this time I made the mistake of joining this forum before checking the official rules thoroughly.
That being said, the last few days have been rough. I’ve endured a constant stream of hate speech directed at my comic, Spicy Tornado. There were even a few Negative Nathans that took it upon themselves to attack my very character.
I’ve had a lot of time to reflect on myself and my comic during my period of banishment. After another Chardonnay fueled meltdown, I put aside about two hours to reread every single comment in this thread and I realized something… A lot of the criticism about my comic has been absolutely on point.
I was an absolute ignoramus to disregard your advice. In the future, I will make it my mission to take each and every nugget of criticism and turn it into pure, unadulterated comic bliss. I’m even considering buying an electronic tablet pad like several of you have suggested.
I may not yet have the greatest webcomic on the Internet, but I do have something almost as powerful. I have fire in my belly. I’m consumed with the passion of a thousand gazelles. And with only about three months left of savings, I must and I will make Spicy Tornado both successful and profitable. I will not give in to the Negative Nathan’s that have advised me to get on my hands and knees and beg Walter for my job back. Instead I will better myself and in the process better my comic.
I want to thank you all for the wake up call. As a token of my appreciation, my big brother and I are in the process of creating a new comic that will integrate much of the advice you guys have bestowed upon me.
To show I mean business, I will not spend any time on Facepunch until my new comic is published. I really think you guys will be pleasantly surprised with this one.
Well, I’m going to go watch The Return of the Jedi for inspiration, and then I shall work on my new comic until it is complete.
I look forward to chit chatting tomorrow.
I love you all,
Jasper[/QUOTE]
BEGONE FOUL BEAST.
I can't express in words how much I feel right now; its somewhat like a mixture of laughter and "why would you do this". Here's a picture I can show you to explain my feelings.
[img]http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/2339/original/babby.jpg?1270160188[/img]
[QUOTE=aznz888;29376029][B]"Conan O'Brien The Barbarian[/B]"
[img_thumb]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/conan-o-barbarian31.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I looked at this one again and I kinda giggled... dammit. Also, may I suggest a "Flash Gordon Ramsay" drawing?
what about urethra franklin
I admit I smirked a little to some of them, mostly due to the faces.
[QUOTE=Dachande;29478615][img_thumb]http://horobox.reager.org/u/Dachandehurr_1304054045.jpg[/img_thumb]
i made this for you
i hope you'll all get this joke[/QUOTE]
oh my god that was the best thing i'd seen all night
[quote]I’m consumed with the passion of a thousand gazelles[/quote]
:v:
All aboard the tribute bandwagon :bandwagon:
[IMG]http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu119/ryanwarguy/Hellatherapyandsweetpatient.jpg[/IMG]
[url]http://www.facebook.com/spicytornado[/url]
[QUOTE=Oblivious1;29486505]All aboard the tribute bandwagon :bandwagon:
[img_thumb]http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu119/ryanwarguy/Hellatherapyandsweetpatient.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Just sent it to Jasper himself via email.
Hope he finds this in good health :3:
His email is [email]thespicytornado@gmail.com[/email] if any of you are interested in sending your tributes.
[QUOTE=Eonart;29486703]Please tell me this is working.
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/Ac3lx.jpg[/img_thumb]
[editline]28th April 2011[/editline]
yes its working[/QUOTE]
The sad truth is that the comics are way funnier this way.
It's like a bandwagon for bandwagons now
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/RAEmT0.jpg[/img]
This has to be the best thread I've seen in a while
i love this thread
[QUOTE=69105;29410909][h2]Hello, Facepunch. I am the mother of 69105.
He has shown me this so-called thread and comic that he and his brother have been working very, very hard on and I will say that I am absolutely appalled by your rude, snide and hurtful reaction. Why would u be so cruel to innocent, childlike comics devoted entirely to killing time? I just want all of you to know that my eldest son had to borrow $30 from me to go to AppleBees, his favorite place to recover from his Aspergers Syndrome metldowns and he has yet to pay me back. That is $30 dollars that can no longer go to groceries, and I am on a fixed income. My two children do not have the social capacity to work and were hoping to use SpicyTornado as an outlet to generate income on their own. You have shattered that dream and now my two children have no idea what they should do with the $250 down-payment placed on the domain and bandwidth of the site.
You, Facepunch, should be ashamed of yourself and should apologize promptly, if not spend all of your recreational time helping SpicyTornado become the masterpiece my two sons want it to be.
And again; thank you for ruining their Easter.
Sincerely
-Martha[/h2][/QUOTE]
Madam, are you implying that your son murders innocent time? How dare you. Get off my message board this very instant, you disgusting human being. I will be reporting this to the FBI and Homeland Security, as well as the police.
i rated the OP the 200th funny :unsmith:
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;29376258]Jesus christ that horse one is the event horizon of unfunny. Before that I was like, "Meh, yeah that's pretty unfunny," but holy fuck that is literally the worst comic I have ever read in the whole of my life. And I've read some Family Circus.[/QUOTE]
gj getting trolled lol
Holy fuck, these comics are the most retarded things ever to be seen on this earth. And the creator, well shit; where the fuck did natural selection go?
Hey jasper! keep trying if this is what you really wanna do but maybe you should check out some other webcomics for inspiration. also this is the internet. it breeds haters. better get used to it.
[QUOTE=cheesedelux;29457172]There's something odd about the newest 'comic'
[img_thumb]http://i.cubeupload.com/wV7RxT.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I like how I added shitty eyes to the woman and then half the people on the page then proceeded to believe it was another real comic and the joke was just too shit to comprehend.
[QUOTE=Oblivious1;29486864]
His email is [email]thespicytornado@gmail.com[/email] [/QUOTE]
Jasper is a thug.
[img]http://declercqbasketball.com/Portals/13/powerade.jpg[/img]
Powerade could easily sue.
I really don't see why people hate this, this shit is fucking hilarious.
EDIT:
[quote]and with the aid of my spiritual leader, I eventually saw the light.[/quote]
he isn't serious.
[QUOTE=agnl;29492952]I really don't see why people hate this, this shit is fucking hilarious.
EDIT:
he isn't serious.[/QUOTE]
..No it isn't?
This wasn't even sarcastically funny.
[QUOTE=Teh_Spork;29492654]Jasper is a thug.[/QUOTE]
I thought he was a gangster.
Hey guys,
I'm ready to premiere my newest comic. My big brother and I made every possible effort to create our greatest comic yet. We even utilized much of the advice that you fine folk have bestowed upon me. I truly believe you guys will love this one.
Have a look see: [url]http://spicytornado.com/await-my-beefy-prince-i-do[/url]
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29500053]Hey guys,
I'm ready to premiere my newest comic. My big brother and I made every possible effort to create our greatest comic yet. We even utilized much of the advice that you fine folk have bestowed upon me. I truly believe you guys will love this one.
Have a look see: [url]http://spicytornado.com/await-my-beefy-prince-i-do[/url][/QUOTE]
OH NO IT BURNS
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