SpicyTornado - The unfunniest shit on the Internet created from the spawns of hell.
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[QUOTE=ruarai;29522769]not sure if you read thread[/QUOTE]
Sorry I didnt have the time to read through 850+ posts, babe. Ill be sure to next time ;)
Is [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=574P3IbfV4U][u]this[/u][/url] funnier than Mr. Tornado?
these own
Bookmarked. I think I may be in love...
Jasper needs to put more black guy shooting, dick cutting, cum splurting content in his comics. Just like Electric Retard.
Speaking of Electric Retard, there hasn't been an update in ages
I honestly cannot stop reading Spicy Tornado's posts with a strong redneck voice, he honestly sounds so cut off from normal culture that any other voice wouldn't be fitting.
i think we scared him away
hey jasp how is your brother
and what does he think about all of these shenanigans involving facepunch
I think you should get the help of someone willing to help you from facepunch. Wait a while, work with them untill you make a good comic, if you have learned well. It will make your comic very sucessful.
It's not funny because it's unfunny, it's just unfunny.
I laughed at the chinese food one, I knew it was coming but I still laughed.
[img]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/facepunch.jpg[/img]
Seeing my name on there, I am now genuinely laughing at these terrible, terrible comics - And just as I predicted, you got defensive, Mr.SpicyTornado.
I now have greater reason to believe you are 12.
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Also, you're terrible at drawing water.
Sorry your pretty late we went from calling him names to trying to help him make better comics since the creature seems like a nice person. SO posting this makes you seem like a dick since hes a nice guy.
stop posting the sea of hate image you fucks
I like Mr.SpicyTornado, but I mean making a comic describing Conan as being a barbarian doesn't make any sense.
[img]http://www.philippalmer.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/arnold-schwarzenegger-conan-the-barbarian-c10102058-copy.jpg[/img]
Conan the Barbarian.
The joke is still really, really unfunny though.
[QUOTE=ElGrego;29555395]I like Mr.SpicyTornado, but I mean making a comic describing Conan as being a barbarian doesn't make any sense.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conan_the_Barbarian[/url]
[editline]1st May 2011[/editline]
ninja
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;29483385]I looked at this one again and I kinda giggled... dammit. Also, may I suggest a "Flash Gordon Ramsay" drawing?[/QUOTE]
Damnit, don't encourage him.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29408382]She theorized that you guys are just a bunch of [B]pseudo-intellectual reptiles with nothing better to do than to bash a really original, funny comic.[/B][/quote]
Sounds like facepunch to me :/
I like your comics, they have a sense of childishness to them. Reminds me of the kind of comics I made when I was a bit younger. Not to say that they're dumb, but that they capture a sense of nostalgia the way that Walt Disney would. I think you could practice your artistry a little and invest in photoshop, but I love tiny little one panel puns and metaphorical images.
jesus fuck
i just [b]had[/b] to post here, thread of 2011
wow those comics are [i]very[/i] stupid and unfunny
[email]thespicytornado@gmail.com[/email]
oh lawdy this is gonna be fun
as of now...I have posted in this fantastic thread.
So wait, are they making money off this site?
If so, holy fuck
This is an awesome thread. I just wish I had posted when the thread started :smith:
[QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;29523469]Jasper, all of your comics seem like their creator is attempting to form humor around subjects he has only an inkling of. You probably live in an isolated town into which pop culture and even news trickles very slowly and where people use phrases like "negative Nathan." (Edit: it can't be common, even in some local culture, for people not to know what "autism" means.) Consequently, all the jokes are on the most obvious aspect of the subject being "satirized." You just heard some buzz about Mayans and the end of the world, so you made a comic in which a Mayan controls the end of the world through some laptop-like device. It's extremely predictable and yet has no ground in reality, and leaves the reader wondering if that was supposed to be the joke.
I think that you should embrace that your comics are horrible and make them worse on purpose, because that's your only hope for success, unfortunately. Bring it from "too bad to be funny and too direct to be ironic" to "bad enough to be a parody of the idea of a webcomic," since making it good is out of the question.
[editline]30th April 2011[/editline]
The faces are important. It needs more Yoda.[/QUOTE]
Dear Shnitzel Killer,
I have a bone to pick with you.
I don’t want to resort to name calling, but I do wish to take this opportunity to provide a rebuttal.
Before I get in to the meat and potatoes of it, I must say… I think you suffer from a little something I like to call "assumption gumption.”
You seem to be under the impression that I am an out of touch ignoramus that resides in the boonies. That couldn’t be any further from the truth.
While I don't live in a major metropolitan area, I don't live in the backwoods of West Virginia either. I live in a bustlin’ town with all sorts of flourishing industry. I also regularly watch news programs and I interact with people off all flavors on a regular basis.
As for "Negative Nathan," it’s not a term I picked up along life's journey, but rather one I made up along the way. I get a real kick out of having fun with language.
You claim that I don’t know what autistic means, and yet I have a beautiful little cousin that suffers from it. Earlier in the thread someone referred to me as “autist” and I asked what that meant… I was unaware that could be used as a shortened form of autistic. So, your claim I don’t know what autism is… also false.
In response to your thoughts on my 2012 Mayan comic... I have read several texts on the subject. The Mayan prophecy is something that I've been thoroughly interested in for years. My comic was simply poking fun at the ridiculous notion that an ancient civilization can correctly predict the precise date when humanity will expire.
And while I appreciate your advice, my big brother and I will never resort to watering down our comics. Instead, we will pour our souls into making them better and better.
Good day,
Jasper
[quote]I get a real kick out of having fun with language.[/quote]
Then get into writing poems or something, cause comics aren't working for you.
"Negative Nathans"
This really bugs the fuck out of me.
[QUOTE=RedSauce;29544562]hey jasp how is your brother
and what does he think about all of these shenanigans involving facepunch[/QUOTE]
Hey Redsauce,
My big brother is doing great. He has some thoughts regarding the shenanigans, but I'd rather not speak on his behalf. Perhaps he'll chime in at some point.
[editline]2nd May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ban Camp;29580960]"Negative Nathans"
This really bugs the fuck out of me.[/QUOTE]
Does the phrase hit too close to home?
[editline]2nd May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE='Rain [Amber];29565384']So wait, are they making money off this site?
If so, holy fuck[/QUOTE]
Not yet, but Spicy Tornado is growing with every earth rotation. It's only a matter of time.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29581491]Does the phrase hit too close to home?[/QUOTE]
no, it's just a very [i]goody two-shoes[/i]-esque type of thing to say
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