• SpicyTornado - The unfunniest shit on the Internet created from the spawns of hell.
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Thanks alot OP, I have exams coming up and this mockery of a comic made me lose valuable brain cells.
[QUOTE=SHOH;29746547]Thanks alot OP, I have exams coming up and this mockery of a comic made me lose valuable brain cells.[/QUOTE] Your going to lose much more if you stay in here.
Hello, I am Jasper's mommy, Becky Botsford. I am at doctorjohndorian's home using his account, as my faith does not allow me to create accounts at such devil-worshiping websites. I am here to tell Jaspy and Ryan-wyan to come home. I am not amused at your shenanigans and you should expect a thorough spanking when you come home. Please don't ask why I am at mister Dorian's house. Love, Becky Botsford, Jasper and Ryan's snugglebunny
[QUOTE=SHOH;29746547]Thanks alot OP, I have exams coming up and this mockery of a comic made me lose valuable brain cells.[/QUOTE] Anytime :kamina:
[QUOTE=doctorjohndorian;29747235]Hello, I am Jasper's mommy, Becky Botsford. I am at doctorjohndorian's home using his account, as my faith does not allow me to create accounts at such devil-worshiping websites. I am here to tell Jaspy and Ryan-wyan to come home. I am not amused at your shenanigans and you should expect a thorough spanking when you come home. Please don't ask why I am at mister Dorian's house. Love, Becky Botsford, Jasper and Ryan's snugglebunny[/QUOTE] :fuckyou:
i just ate a spaghettio
[QUOTE=doctorjohndorian;29747235]Hello, I am Jasper's mommy, Becky Botsford. I am at doctorjohndorian's home using his account, as my faith does not allow me to create accounts at such devil-worshiping websites. I am here to tell Jaspy and Ryan-wyan to come home. I am not amused at your shenanigans and you should expect a thorough spanking when you come home. Please don't ask why I am at mister Dorian's house. Love, Becky Botsford, Jasper and Ryan's snugglebunny[/QUOTE] She's an adulterer. :smug:
[QUOTE=aznz888;29747345]Anytime :kamina:[/QUOTE] :kamina:
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29408382]Dear FacePunch community, Hi, my name is Jasper. I'm co-founder of Spicy Tornado, a funny webcomic my brother and I recently launched. I found a link to this thread by checking my statistics. When I saw that I had a few hundred hits from a random site I had never heard of, I experienced a feeling of utter delight. Excited, I nuked a ham and cheese hot pocket, sat back down and clicked on the link. It was not what I expected at all. Honestly, I was initially mortified. How could something my brother and I put our blood, sweat and tears into be so hated? How could something that made my mom giggle for minutes on end be compared to "watching grass grow"? I'm man enough to admit that I shed a few tears. I mean, I quit my job two months ago to focus on Spicy Tornado full-time. This criticism hit me like a wooden bat. After my initial shock, I momentarily held on to my composure, but when my brother and I received literally 7 separate hate-filled emails (some of which my big brother responded to), I lost it. I drove directly to AppleBee's and downed three glasses of Chardonnay in literally 45 minutes. I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I got kind of drunk and started sobbing at the bar. I called my mom and told her everything. Every little snide comment you guys threw my way. Every mean-spirited re-imagining of my comic... I mean, who thought it would be funny to take my characters taco away? That's just silly. She theorized that you guys are just a bunch of pseudo-intellectual reptiles with nothing better to do than to bash a really original, funny comic. I don't remember much else from the night as I passed out as soon as my mom came to pick me up. The next day I met with my spiritual leader. I felt a little better about everything after a solid slumber, but still felt I needed some clarity. He told me to take the high road and just take it all for what it is-- a critique. He explained that no two people have the same exact sense of humor, and told me that if I keep at it, I'll find my audience. I did show him my cartoons and he did say they seem a little juvenile. I really feel like he put everything into perspective. I'm glad you guys were able to give me some feedback, and I'm sorry that I cried over it... I mean, at the end of the day, it's just a comic. I wish you all the best of luck in any endeavor you choose to pursue. I hope you are all having an amazing Easter. Maybe I'll stick around this forum, you guys do seem sort of fun. (Though the guy that claims I gave him cancer needs to read an encyclopedia.) Much love, Jasper[/QUOTE] You get drunk off 3 glasses of Chandonnay (In 45 mins, and calling that fast). You cried because several dozen, more than likely more people said that your comic was terrible. You have a spiritual leader, at least he told you the truth, to an extent. But still :v: Keep up with the bad comics.
Jasper is our higher power. The almighty master troll.
[QUOTE=Hana-San;29752578]You get drunk off 3 glasses of Chandonnay (In 45 mins, and calling that fast). You cried because several dozen, more than likely more people said that your comic was terrible. You have a spiritual leader, at least he told you the truth, to an extent. But still :v: Keep up with the bad comics.[/QUOTE] You successfully recapped my embarrassing episode. Perhaps you should consider a career as a CliffsNotes author.
They're trolls making a troll comic. Just like Electric Retard.
[QUOTE=SpicyTornadoSan;29743503]But now I realize that every negative statement about our comic is feedback that can help my brother and I continue on this journey in creating the finest comic the web has ever known.[/QUOTE] This kind of stuff will not help you reach that end: [img]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/TheCos-final21.jpg[/img] [img]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/final-sweaty-shop.jpg[/img] Edit: Forgot the second image
[QUOTE=xZippy;29763241]This kind of stuff will not help you reach that end: [img_thumb]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/TheCos-final21.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] You've posted half a comic. If you're going to throw pickles at one of our creations, at least judge it as a whole. [url]http://spicytornado.com/cosby-sweater-86[/url]
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29763635]You've posted half a comic. If you're going to throw pickles at my creation, at least judge it as a whole. [url]http://spicytornado.com/cosby-sweater-86[/url][/QUOTE] i wish people would throw pickles at me i like pickles
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29763635]You've posted half a comic. If you're going to throw pickles at one of our creations, at least judge it as a whole. [url]http://spicytornado.com/cosby-sweater-86[/url][/QUOTE] That sweater company makes a lot of ponchos. Can I have some pickles too?
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29763635]You've posted half a comic. If you're going to throw pickles at one of our creations, at least judge it as a whole. [url]http://spicytornado.com/cosby-sweater-86[/url][/QUOTE] I was just pointing out the style of drawing. [editline]11th May 2011[/editline] I also made new avatars for you and Ryan. If you're interested. [img]http://imageshack.us/m/200/8258/tornadoa1.png[/img] [img]http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/5644/tornadob1.png[/img]
[QUOTE=xZippy;29764296]I was just pointing out the style of drawing. [editline]11th May 2011[/editline] I also made new avatars for you and Ryan. If you're interested. [img_thumb]http://imageshack.us/m/200/8258/tornadoa1.png[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/5644/tornadob1.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Thanks for the avatars, Zippy. I'm fond of them. They're aesthetically pleasing. [editline]11th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=SHOH;29764041]That sweater company makes a lot of ponchos. Can I have some pickles too?[/QUOTE] If I had a pickle transportation device, I'd ship you several jars of pickles.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29764783]If I had a pickle transportation device, I'd ship you several jars of pickles.[/QUOTE] That's good to know.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29764783]They're aesthetically pleasing. [/QUOTE] If you were aware of what was aesthetically pleasing in this world you would stop making your comic and take some art lessons. You'll need them if you're actually planning on gaining revenue. In fact, if you're actually able to turn Spicy Tornado into a comic that generates enough revenue for both you and you brother to live middle class level lives I'll cancel my internet service and have my computer destroyed. I'll then go into seclusion and only re-emerge into society after I grow old enough to retire. :toxx:
[IMG]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/TheCos-final21.jpg[/IMG] what's up with those hands
[QUOTE=vexxrz;29765181] what's up with those hands[/QUOTE] Seriously, why not fold your hands in front of you, take a picture of them, and use it as a reference.
[QUOTE=garrynohome;29765112]If you were aware of what was aesthetically pleasing in this world you would stop making your comic and take some art lessons. You'll need them if you're actually planning on gaining revenue. In fact, if you're actually able to turn Spicy Tornado into a comic that generates enough revenue for both you and you brother to live middle class level lives I'll cancel my internet service and have my computer destroyed. I'll then go into seclusion and only re-emerge into society after I grow old enough to retire. :toxx:[/QUOTE] You better start packing your seclusion bag.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29765326]You better start packing your seclusion bag.[/QUOTE] If I'm going into seclusion why would I bring anything? God damn moron. I'd be alone somewhere with nothing except what the land provides. That's the point of it. If I could bring stuff I would just be moving to somewhere without people but would have all my nice possessions. That makes no sense.
[QUOTE=garrynohome;29765361]If I'm going into seclusion why would I bring anything? God damn moron.[/QUOTE] That's true. Why bring some useful tools and supplies into seclusion? Much better to have nothing.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29765415]That's true. Why bring some useful tools and supplies into seclusion? Much better to have nothing.[/QUOTE] I really don't think you understand what seclusion is. If you were to be put into seclusion as a mental therapy would you be allowed to have your fucking ipod? No you wouldn't.
[QUOTE=garrynohome;29765435]I really don't think you understand what seclusion is. INB4 copy and pasted definition.[/QUOTE] I just hit reply. I guess you added more details about your master plan after I responded. You sound like you have it all figured out, though. I wish you luck on your journey.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29765499]I just hit reply. I guess you added more details about your master plan after I responded. You sound like you have it all figured out, though. I wish you luck on your journey.[/QUOTE] I'm being trolled. Fuck this, I'm out of here. Though if you're actually serious then send me a financial report someday and I'll gladly go through with what I said.
[QUOTE=garrynohome;29765526]I'm being trolled. Fuck this, I'm out of here. Though if you're actually serious then send me a financial report someday and I'll gladly go through with what I said.[/QUOTE] No need to get angry. I don't actually expect you to go into seclusion because of my success.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29764783]Thanks for the avatars, Zippy. I'm fond of them. They're aesthetically pleasing.[/QUOTE] Unlike your artworks.:zoid: Sorry here's a taco :taco:
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