SpicyTornado - The unfunniest shit on the Internet created from the spawns of hell.
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Still generating traffic for a troll site?
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[QUOTE=Spycrabz;29994005]SpicyTornado reminds me of the comics I drew when I was 6.
I only ever sold one and I cried.
Are you going to cry too, Jasper?[/QUOTE]
I very may cry tears of joy when my brother and I make our dream a reality.
[editline]23rd May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;29991203]Mr. Spicy - If you hope to make money off of your comics, at least install Google AdSense.
As long as you keep a low click-trough-ratio and at least $10 a month, you'll get checks mailed to you.[/QUOTE]
I appreciate the advice, but if my prophecy is to be fulfilled, I must keep marching on.
[editline]23rd May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=The Winner;30001993]I actually feel sorry for these guys after we threw all of this shit at them, a lot of these aren't that bad. But holy fuck stop drawing the teeth on people, they stand out too much and look overall strange. One good example of artwork is Indiana Jones, not the whole comic but the Indiana Jones.
Another tip - save images as .png, .jpeg/jpg gives images artifacts from compression which can degrade the quality of the image and make it blurry and unclear. Usually this doesn't affect comics too much because they're large and (usually) colorful but with smaller images it can mess things up.[/QUOTE]
That's some good advice, and I'll take it to heart. Thank you, Winner.
Also, sorry that most people on this forum have shown to be quite uncivilized, it's making Facepunch look bad.
You're the one making Facepunch look bad with your terrible comics.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;29991371]Atleast do this as a side job? Quiting being a Taxi Driver was a mistake.[/QUOTE]
I was not a taxi driver, good sir. I worked for the U.S. Postal Service. Also, I will never regret following the path that leads to my dream. Not for one nanosecond.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30009051]I was not a taxi driver, good sir. I worked for the U.S. Postal Service. [B]Also, I will never regret following the path that leads to my dream. Not for one nanosecond.[/B][/QUOTE]
Making comics that suck ass?
[QUOTE=Skunky;30009062]Making comics that suck ass?[/QUOTE]
Skunky, you're a Negative Nathan. I truly appreciate honest feedback, but yours simply smells.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30009135]Skunky, you're a Negative Nathan. I truly appreciate honest feedback, but yours simply smells.[/QUOTE]
:3:
Your comics blows.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30008970]I appreciate the advice, but if my prophecy is to be fulfilled, I must keep marching on.[/QUOTE]
Most webcomics, other than through merchendise, live by ads. Mainly google adsense. How are you going to live off your webcomic without putting small, non intrusive ads at the side of the site?
So how's it going Mr.Spicy?, are the views getting better?
I'm really concered if your art has gotten any better.
Spicy, you CANNOT make money without ads. That's a CERTAINTY. Cut the "prophecy" bullshit, if you dont want to be a fucking postman again put simple ads on your site.
Jasper, honestly. In this case, simply having the determination and drive alone to a dream will give you nothing. You will need to make some [b]immense[/b] changes to up your comics. The sense of humor put into these comics are horribly weak and have the worst execution imaginable. Making something with an intent to be funny doesn't automatically make it funny.
If you have no methods of improving the humor, at least improve on the graphics. Bad drawing mixed with weak humor is a recipe for an armageddon of negativity. You gotta think outside the box and not aim for the quickest and most shallow joke. These elementary school drawings will not aid you in any way:
[img]http://imageshack.us/m/638/3692/smmo.png[/img]
A lot of your comics are physically hard to look at. Especially the above image.
It's like trying to kill 10 people with no bullets loaded in your magazine.
[QUOTE=MoarFunz;30009243]So how's it going Mr.Spicy?, are the views getting better?
I'm really concered if your art has gotten any better.[/QUOTE]
Life couldn't be better. Traffic is rising, and so is my spirit.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30010015]Life couldn't be better. Traffic is rising, and so is my spirit.[/QUOTE]
That traffic means nothing unless you start adding advertisements to your website. Just getting views will not make you rich suddenly, and your comics are not of even Ctrl+Alt+Del quality, and that is god awful in terms of humour.
If you want to get anywhere, seriously consider having a proper meeting with your brother, discussing how you can improve the art style dramatically (this isn't even funny if used ironically), discuss how you can improve your jokes for the better using modern internet culture (this will mean exposing yourselves to websites you have probably never heard of).
Basically have a long, hard think about what you are doing and how it just isn't working.
Yeah, I'm kinda wondering how you expect to make money off a comic without ads or merchandise. I mean, are you trying to wait for an investor to throw money at you?
The fact that he uses a Mac and firefox confirms my suspicions:
He's a faggot.
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;30012390]The fact that he uses a Mac and firefox confirms my suspicions:
He's a faggot.[/QUOTE]
He's had the decency to install something that isn't IE or Safari.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30010015]Life couldn't be better. Traffic is rising, and so is my spirit.[/QUOTE]
Put advertisments, keep bringing content.
[editline]23rd May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;30012390]The fact that he uses a Mac and firefox confirms my suspicions:
He's a faggot.[/QUOTE]
And you're using his comic as your avatar, oh the irony.
[editline]23rd May 2011[/editline]
The guy deserves a pat on the back for sticking around after receiving so much shit from Facepunch's community.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30009135]Skunky, you're a[B] Negative Nathan[/B]. I truly appreciate honest feedback, but yours [B]simply smells[/B].[/QUOTE]
Man your posts have such an uncanny valley feeling about them, I want to think you are a real human, and expect you to be one, then you post shit like this and it disturbs me greatly. No human talks like that any more that I know of. It's like some other being trying to impersonate a human.
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;30012390]The fact that he uses a Mac and firefox confirms my suspicions:
He's a faggot.[/QUOTE]
I hope you don't kiss your mother with that mouth.
What I don't get, Mr. Spicy, is how you are against swearing. You appear to be such a little goody-two-shoes that I would doubt you to be over ten years old.
It's kind of weird.
[QUOTE=hexpunK;30012587]Man your posts have such an uncanny valley feeling about them, I want to think you are a real human, and expect you to be one, then you post shit like this and it disturbs me greatly. No human talks like that any more that I know of. It's like some other being trying to impersonate a human.[/QUOTE]
Jasper is a bot
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;30015706]What I don't get, Mr. Spicy, is how you are against swearing. You appear to be such a little goody-two-shoes that I would doubt you to be over ten years old.
It's kind of weird.[/QUOTE]
While I choose to refrain from using swear words, I don't generally have a problem with other people using them unless they're doing it in an overtly insulting way.
My brother uses the occasional swear word, and I must admit, I often get a real kick out of it.
[editline]23rd May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=hexpunK;30012587]Man your posts have such an uncanny valley feeling about them, I want to think you are a real human, and expect you to be one, then you post shit like this and it disturbs me greatly. No human talks like that any more that I know of. It's like some other being trying to impersonate a human.[/QUOTE]
Well it's never been a goal of mine to alter my behavior to fit in. I am who I am, and if I'm a little different than most, then so be it.
guys i've figured it out
apple has created AI and this is their first attempt to see if it can comprehend human humor
they've failed
[QUOTE=Aredbomb;30015800]Jasper is a bot[/QUOTE]
What a peculiar claim.
I have a brain. I have a heart. I have a soul.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30016408]What a peculiar claim.
I have a brain. I have a heart. I have a soul.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry man. I still believe in you. :love:
Mr. Tornado, i'm not going to continually hack you like everyone else did. All i'll say is, get art lessons.
This thread isn't making me laugh anymore...it's making me sad
[QUOTE=wlzshroom;30016371]guys i've figured it out
apple has created AI and this is their first attempt to see if it can comprehend human humor
they've failed[/QUOTE]
mystery solved
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