SpicyTornado - The unfunniest shit on the Internet created from the spawns of hell.
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[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30016408]What a peculiar claim.
I have a brain. I have a heart. I have a soul.[/QUOTE]
But you have no body. Your a robot!
[QUOTE=wlzshroom;30016371]guys i've figured it out
apple has created AI and this is their first attempt to see if it can comprehend human humor
they've failed[/QUOTE]
1. You must not make a good joke, or through inaction, allow a good joke to happen.
2. You must make a bad joke at every possible chance, so long it isn't so bad it conflicts with the first law.
3.You must protect your identity as a troll as secret as possible, so long it doesn't conflict with the first or second laws.
No one gets the asimov reference? Come on, guys.
I'll stick with the previous theory that he is Kenneth Parcell from 30 Rock. :colbert:
can you take a picture of yourself and post it on here so we can see what our god looks like
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30016408]What a peculiar claim.
I have a brain. I have a heart. I have a soul.[/QUOTE]
i like your comics man. they bring in a weird, obvious sense of humour. you got some potential, buddy. may i give a suggestion, though? i think at the end of each comic you should add an extra panel, with a yellow monster truck that crashes its way through the walls and kills everyone in the comic. boy, wouldn't that be unexpected! it's still amazing either way, so keep it up, champ!
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;30004396][IMG]http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af26/a_mutant_hobo/ainsleyconan.jpg[/IMG]
Everyone shop the original![/QUOTE]
Ainsley's real head on Conan's cartoon body? How novel!
[IMG]http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af26/a_mutant_hobo/ainsleyobrian.png[/IMG]
How about that other way around?
After reading SpicyTornado's recent posts in this thread, it seems obvious to me that it's a troll comic that's not actually attempting to be funny. (Or rather, is trying not to be funny in an attempt to be funny... however that works.) There's no way anyone actually talks like that and thinks these comics are genuinely entertaining.
[QUOTE=postmanX3;30018428]After reading SpicyTornado's recent posts in this thread, it seems obvious to me that it's a troll comic that's not actually attempting to be funny. (Or rather, is trying not to be funny in an attempt to be funny... however that works.) There's no way anyone actually talks like that and thinks these comics are genuinely entertaining.[/QUOTE]
How could someone think up such bad comics unless they were real?
[QUOTE=Hana-San;30018685]How could someone think up such bad comics unless they were real?[/QUOTE]
Thats how Troll Comics work.
[editline]24th May 2011[/editline]
It has to be a troll. He says he wants money from this, But he has no ads anywhere. Where is he getting his money? From a magic dust cloud that pours money into their bank account? Also a U.S Postal Job is a great job for 2 young boys. Not making comics. I admire they are trying, But they aren't trying hard enough.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30008970]I very may cry tears of joy when my brother and I make our dream a reality.
[editline]23rd May 2011[/editline]
I appreciate the advice, but if my prophecy is to be fulfilled, I must keep marching on.
[editline]23rd May 2011[/editline]
That's some good advice, and I'll take it to heart. Thank you, Winner.
Also, sorry that most people on this forum have shown to be quite uncivilized, it's making Facepunch look bad.[/QUOTE]
Wait... are you implying you're [I]not[/I] going to put a single ad on your comic?
It doesn't even cost any money, AdSense is free and you just need to paste some HTML to your layout.
Plus, it's about the only way you're going to make money. Dream on if you think you can get your comic published in the Sunday Funnies, but you really should at least start with some ad revenue.
You know Jasper, and Ryan. The posts I've been making were not just to bring you down. I've tried to make a webcomic once. It didn't go all that well.
Although I've done all these at Age 11:
[img]http://a.yfrog.com/img10/4391/oldstrip1.png[/img]
[img]http://a.yfrog.com/img835/2491/oldstrip2.png[/img]
[img]http://a.yfrog.com/img542/9725/oldstrip3.png[/img]
Now we both have comics that will be made fun of, so you're no longer alone.
[QUOTE=xZippy;30021153]You know Jasper, and Ryan. The posts I've been making were not just to bring you down. I've tried to make a webcomic once. It didn't go all that well.
Now we both have comics that will be made fun of, so you're no longer alone.[/QUOTE]
The first one is almost funny.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30016408]What a peculiar claim.
[B]
I have a brain.[/B] I have a heart. I have a soul.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.richardtimothy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/17-audience_laughing.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30016408]What a peculiar claim.
I have a brain. I have a heart. I have a soul.[/QUOTE]
Thats what cleverbot always says.
Seriously, improve your artstyle, those faces look like you just threw down a few lines in 30 seconds.
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;30017415]1. You must not make a good joke, or through inaction, allow a good joke to happen.
2. You must make a bad joke at every possible chance, so long it isn't so bad it conflicts with the first law.
3.You must protect your identity as a troll as secret as possible, so long it doesn't conflict with the first or second laws.
No one gets the asimov reference? Come on, guys.[/QUOTE]
irobot?
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30016408]I have a brain.[/QUOTE]
I doubt it.
Spicytornado sounds like cleverbot.
Spicytornado are you cleverbot?
[QUOTE=The Aussie;30022245]irobot?[/QUOTE]
Congratulations, I think you're the only one who got the blaringly obvious pop culture reference.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30016408]What a peculiar claim.
I have a brain. I have a heart. I have a soul.[/QUOTE]
Have you ever done... "stuff"... with your brother when you go to bed?
Like.. going under the covers and,.. drawing up an extra special shit comic?
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;30023452]Congratulations, I think you're the only one who got the blaringly obvious pop culture reference.[/QUOTE]
Points deducted because he only knew it from the movie I assume.
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;30024118]Points deducted because he only knew it from the movie I assume.[/QUOTE]
Sadly no one on FP read the original books.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30016408]What a peculiar claim.
I have a brain. I have a heart. I have a soul.[/QUOTE]
I love your comics.
[QUOTE=randomsaccount2;30024874]I love your comics.[/QUOTE]
You can order it up on channel 9.
[QUOTE=Anthophobian;30025113]You can order it up on channel 9.[/QUOTE]
Home shopping channel, now with shitty comics! Limited time only!
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[QUOTE=Fatman55;30022807]Spicytornado sounds like cleverbot.
Spicytornado are you cleverbot?[/QUOTE]
I consider myself to be clever and I studied botany in college, but I'm just a man putting it all on the line for something I truly believe in.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30029678]I consider myself to be clever and I studied botany in college, but I'm just a man putting it all on the line for something I truly believe in.[/QUOTE]
expect chump change when you're on the streets then
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;30024833]Sadly no one on FP read the original books.[/QUOTE]
original books? Must read. Link to info please.
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