SpicyTornado - The unfunniest shit on the Internet created from the spawns of hell.
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[QUOTE=Oblivious1;30060190]The jokes and the art is so bad, it's genuine. Please, tell me you can replicate such a master piece.
You can never, find, anything, this bad, done deliberately.[/QUOTE]
This.
I couldn't do this bad if I tried.
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;30051527]No new comics for a while.... if he's doing it full time, shouldn't he be pumping 'em out once every day or two?[/QUOTE]
We publish at least twice a week, every week.
Here is our newest creation:
[url]http://spicytornado.com/darling-its-better-down-where-its-wetter[/url]
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30064612]We publish at least twice a week, every week.
Here is our newest creation:
[url]http://spicytornado.com/darling-its-better-down-where-its-wetter[/url][/QUOTE]
...Inspiring...
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Yer3P2EbsRw/TA3SrVX8w8I/AAAAAAAAAGw/6tehsoPniqY/s1600/glenn%252520beck%252520crying.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30064612]We publish at least twice a week, every week.
Here is our newest creation:
[url]http://spicytornado.com/darling-its-better-down-where-its-wetter[/url][/QUOTE]
Haha. That actually was not funny! :buddy:
awwwww
man that was just.....bad
like no joke there whatsoever, just very, very bad.
Don't listen to these twats, your comic is fucking hilarious, like CAD!
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;30065176]Don't listen to these twats, your comic is fucking hilarious, like CAD![/QUOTE]
[img]http://v.cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/cad-20110525-597dc.png[/img]
LOL!!
[QUOTE=Beezleboss;30065374][img]http://v.cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/cad-20110525-597dc.png[/img]
LOL!![/QUOTE]
Ugh, I hate CAD.
It's just all B^U this and B^U that.
[QUOTE=Beezleboss;30065374][img]http://v.cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/cad-20110525-597dc.png[/img]
LOL!![/QUOTE]
Bum Tickley. Wait, I know how to make that comic better;
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Nb43M.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30064612]We publish at least twice a week, every week.
Here is our newest creation:
[url]http://spicytornado.com/darling-its-better-down-where-its-wetter[/url][/QUOTE]
it must be funny because clown fishes have 'clown' in their name and clowns are funny
guys, get the joke
[QUOTE=Oblivious1;30060190]The jokes and the art is so bad, it's genuine. Please, tell me you can replicate such a master piece.
You can never, find, anything, this bad, done deliberately.[/QUOTE]
power up comics
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30064612]We publish at least twice a week, every week.
Here is our newest creation:
[url]http://spicytornado.com/darling-its-better-down-where-its-wetter[/url][/QUOTE]
I Dont get it.
There is nothing to get.
seriously, anyone who could take him seriously after this post has suspended their disbelief so much it's hanging over the grand canyon
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30029678]I consider myself to be clever and I studied botany in college, but I'm just a man putting it all on the line for something I truly believe in.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;30066420]seriously, anyone who could take him seriously after this post has suspended their disbelief so much it's hanging over the grand canyon[/QUOTE]
I took a few different botany classes back in my college days. Do you honestly find that difficult to believe?
The accusations that I'm some sort of fake person truly mystify me.
[editline]26th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;30065022]awwwww
man that was just.....bad
like no joke there whatsoever, just very, very bad.[/QUOTE]
I subscribe to the school of thought that not all visual humor must rely on a punch line. To be honest, I just find the idea of an older man riding a seahorse downright amusing, and I bet I'm not alone.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30066489]I subscribe to the school of thought that not all visual humor must rely on a punch line. To be honest, I just find the idea of an older man riding a seahorse downright amusing, and I bet I'm not alone.[/QUOTE]
Things that are just "random" aren't terribly amusing. Good jokes catch the reader off guard. Here, read this:
[quote][img_thumb]http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/comics/2011-01-31.jpg[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/comics/2011-02-07.jpg[/img_thumb][/quote]
The ending of the first half is somewhat ironic as, just as he was talking about having to watch his back due to time shenanigans, he was punched in the face [I]by himself.[/I] His coffee is stolen, so he fiddles with his dial thing. It can be presumed that he's going back in time to steal his coffee back, hereby creating a time loop. He goes back in time to take his coffee back because he went back in time to take his coffee back. It's amusing, though less so if you explain it.
He doesn't [I]say[/I] "I am going to go back in time and get it back", as that would pretty much kill the punchline, making it obvious, if the reader is led to make up their own mind, or allowed to connect the dots with their own intellect, they will find the joke much wittier. If things have to be explained to them as if they were a small child, they're going to feel patronised. See?
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30064612]We publish at least twice a week, every week.
Here is our newest creation:
[url]http://spicytornado.com/darling-its-better-down-where-its-wetter[/url][/QUOTE]
Where is the joke? The text? The anything?? If you wan't this to go viral. Then don't fucking put the joke in the title. Its just a painting of nothing. Making this nothing. Its not even a comic. I don't know where you learned that comics look like this.
[editline]26th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30066489]I took a few different botany classes back in my college days. Do you honestly find that difficult to believe?
The accusations that I'm some sort of fake person truly mystify me.
[editline]26th May 2011[/editline]
I subscribe to the school of thought that not all visual humor must rely on a punch line. To be honest, I just find the idea of an older man riding a seahorse downright amusing, and I bet I'm not alone.[/QUOTE]
You are alone. A grandpa riding a seahorse in water is something you come up with on drugs...
Excuse me Mr Spicy. Are you on drugs?
[QUOTE=Shibbey;30067932]Things that are just "random" aren't terribly amusing. Good jokes catch the reader off guard. Here, read this:
The ending of the first half is somewhat ironic as, just as he was talking about having to watch his back due to time shenanigans, he was punched in the face [I]by himself.[/I] His coffee is stolen, so he fiddles with his dial thing. It can be presumed that he's going back in time to steal his coffee back, hereby creating a time loop. He goes back in time to take his coffee back because he went back in time to take his coffee back. It's amusing, though less so if you explain it.
He doesn't [I]say[/I] "I am going to go back in time and get it back", as that would pretty much kill the punchline, making it obvious, if the reader is led to make up their own mind, or allowed to connect the dots with their own intellect, they will find the joke much wittier. If things have to be explained to them as if they were a small child, they're going to feel patronised. See?[/QUOTE]
Don't tell me how to write my comic I am a genius and SpicyTornado will become something great just watch me I am great
[QUOTE=Bokito;30066417]There is nothing to get.[/QUOTE]
Nothing to get?! Nothing to get?!
When you gaze at the sky that's as dark as black ink with endless stars thousands of light years from our planet Earth, are you trying to tell me there's nothing to get?
When you go snorkeling in the tropics amidst coral and fish of more colors than any art store could ever possibly hold, is there also nothing in the least to gather from this scenario?
REALLY?!
How about when 40,000 feet above the Earth's crust on your way to Istanbul, and you see endless islands of white fluff amidst an ocean of light blue... As if you're seeing the face of heaven!
And yet, here too, there would be nothing at all to get, would there?
COME ON!
IT'S AN OLD MAN RIDING A SEA HORSE IN THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN.
It's a dream man.
We all got them.
There's always something to get.
You just have to open your eyes and receive.
But there is no joke, therefore, you can't "get" the joke. Get it?
[QUOTE=SpicyTornadoSan;30068666]Nothing to get?! Nothing to get?!
When you gaze at the sky that's as dark as black ink with endless stars thousands of light years from our planet Earth, are you trying to tell me there's nothing to get?
When you go snorkeling in the tropics amidst coral and fish of more colors than any art store could ever possibly hold, is there also nothing in the least to gather from this scenario?
REALLY?!
How about when 40,000 feet above the Earth's crust on your way to Istanbul, and you see endless islands of white fluff amidst an ocean of light blue... As if you're seeing the face of heaven!
And yet, here too, there would be nothing at all to get, would there?
COME ON!
IT'S AN OLD MAN RIDING A SEA HORSE IN THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN.
It's a dream man.
We all got them.
There's always something to get.
You just have to open your eyes and receive.[/QUOTE]
Irrelevance levels exceeding maximum capacity.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30064612]We publish at least twice a week, every week.
Here is our newest creation:
[url]http://spicytornado.com/darling-its-better-down-where-its-wetter[/url][/QUOTE]
how in the FUCK is this even remotely funny in any feasible way?
[QUOTE=SpicyTornadoSan;30068666]Nothing to get?! Nothing to get?!
When you gaze at the sky that's as dark as black ink with endless stars thousands of light years from our planet Earth, are you trying to tell me there's nothing to get?
When you go snorkeling in the tropics amidst coral and fish of more colors than any art store could ever possibly hold, is there also nothing in the least to gather from this scenario?
REALLY?!
How about when 40,000 feet above the Earth's crust on your way to Istanbul, and you see endless islands of white fluff amidst an ocean of light blue... As if you're seeing the face of heaven!
And yet, here too, there would be nothing at all to get, would there?
COME ON!
IT'S AN OLD MAN RIDING A SEA HORSE IN THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN.
It's a dream man.
We all got them.
There's always something to get.
You just have to open your eyes and receive.[/QUOTE]
Sure there is always something to get, but you have to make it more... acquirable.
[QUOTE=SpicyTornadoSan;30068666]Nothing to get?! Nothing to get?!
When you gaze at the sky that's as dark as black ink with endless stars thousands of light years from our planet Earth, are you trying to tell me there's nothing to get?
When you go snorkeling in the tropics amidst coral and fish of more colors than any art store could ever possibly hold, is there also nothing in the least to gather from this scenario?
REALLY?!
How about when 40,000 feet above the Earth's crust on your way to Istanbul, and you see endless islands of white fluff amidst an ocean of light blue... As if you're seeing the face of heaven!
And yet, here too, there would be nothing at all to get, would there?
COME ON!
IT'S AN OLD MAN RIDING A SEA HORSE IN THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN.
It's a dream man.
We all got them.
There's always something to get.
You just have to open your eyes and receive.[/QUOTE]
Shit, is this the troll confirmed post?
holy shit this thread is still up
bravo
[QUOTE=KingKombat;30069291]Shit, is this the troll confirmed post?[/QUOTE]
wait, you where unsure if he was trolling before? :v:
[QUOTE=SpicyTornadoSan;30068666]Nothing to get?! Nothing to get?!
When you gaze at the sky that's as dark as black ink with endless stars thousands of light years from our planet Earth, are you trying to tell me there's nothing to get?
When you go snorkeling in the tropics amidst coral and fish of more colors than any art store could ever possibly hold, is there also nothing in the least to gather from this scenario?
REALLY?!
How about when 40,000 feet above the Earth's crust on your way to Istanbul, and you see endless islands of white fluff amidst an ocean of light blue... As if you're seeing the face of heaven!
And yet, here too, there would be nothing at all to get, would there?
COME ON!
IT'S AN OLD MAN RIDING A SEA HORSE IN THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN.
It's a dream man.
We all got them.
There's always something to get.
You just have to open your eyes and receive.[/QUOTE]
You suck at your jokes. No offence but you guys have NO HUMOR. Go find a real job.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;30069423]You suck at your jokes. No offence but you guys have NO HUMOR. Go find a real job.[/QUOTE]
None taken. You are absolutely entitled to your opinion.
[QUOTE=SpicyTornadoSan;30068666]How about when 40,000 feet above the Earth's crust on your way to Istanbul, and you see endless islands of white fluff amidst an ocean of light blue... As if you're seeing the face of heaven!
[/QUOTE]
No such thing as heaven
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30069809]None taken. You are absolutely entitled to your opinion.[/QUOTE]
it's not an opinion, since it's true
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