• SpicyTornado - The unfunniest shit on the Internet created from the spawns of hell.
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[QUOTE=brandonsh;30291715]Garfield ate the fish hurr hurr hurr.[/QUOTE] HE HE HE! So fucking funny!
Garfield is a classic.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;30291996]Garfield is a classic.[/QUOTE] Too bad all the jokes started getting old and now it's the same unfunny shit every day.
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;30292058]Too bad all the jokes started getting old and now it's the same unfunny shit every day.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Encyclopedia Dramatica]Below is a list of a typical Garfield jokes: Garfield loves himself. Garfield hates mondays. Garfield is eating. Garfield is sleeping. Garfield is cynical. Garfield is killing spiders. Garfield is watching TV. Garfield is drinking coffee. Garfield is not chasing mouses. Garfield is trying to do performance on a fence. Garfield is screwing over Jon / Odie / Nermal / mailman. Garfield is screwed by a talking bathroom scales. Garfield is dating Arlene. Garfield is stuck in a tree. Garfield is speaking with a teddy bear. Garfield is travelling to some rathole. Jon is trying to get laid.[/QUOTE]
I still prefer Garfield over SpicyTornado any day of the month.
Not sure which is funnier- SpicyTornado or CAD. Could go either way.
[QUOTE=catbarf;30294790]Not sure which is funnier- SpicyTornado or CAD. Could go either way.[/QUOTE] CAD wins without question or argument, because their drawing has actual non-autistic effort.
[QUOTE=xZippy;30298259]because their drawing has actual non-autistic effort.[/QUOTE] I'm not sure ctrl-v counts as 'effort'.
But it's still less of an eyesore than SpicyTornado.
To be clear, I will most likely make the aforementioned major announcement on Wednesday morning. Additionally, it will have absolutely nothing to do with Spicy Tornado. Your pal, Jasper
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30300423]To be clear, I will most likely make the aforementioned major announcement on Wednesday morning. Additionally, it will have absolutely nothing to do with Spicy Tornado. Your pal, Jasper[/QUOTE] are you declaring bankruptcy?
So does this mean... [editline]7th June 2011[/editline] no I don't believe it
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30300423]To be clear, I will most likely make the aforementioned major announcement on Wednesday morning. Additionally, it will have absolutely nothing to do with Spicy Tornado. Your pal, Jasper[/QUOTE] I bet it will be a banme thread.
i bet it will be a suicide thread. good job facepunch
Prediction: He's giving up on drawing comics and is now going to do unfunny short stories to avoid the need to draw.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30300423]Additionally, it will have absolutely nothing to do with Spicy Tornado.[/QUOTE] How is it a major announcement if it doesn't have to do with SpicyTornado?
[QUOTE=i_speel_good;30302034]How is it a major announcement if it doesn't have to do with SpicyTornado?[/QUOTE] Correction, if it's not to do with spicy tornado, why does anyone care
Thread started boring with the crappy comics and whatnot, then got funny when people started mocking them, then got REALLY funny when spicytornado himself showed up, then there was a lot of hate, and now it's just a lot of sadness and sympathy. To Mr.SpicyTornado: I wish you guys would get some senses. It's not wrong to pursue your dream. In fact I really respect how you refuse to give up despite all the heat. BUT, can you not work a job AND do these comics? I seriously doubt that these comics require 24 hour effort 7 days a week. I mean, I'd understand it if you quit your job to make comics because someone is paying you and you have to meet deadlines, but you aren't. You won't even put ads on your site for revenue. I advise you to get a job, and draw comics as a hobby. If your comics ever make it big, THEN you quit your job. You might think that facepunch is just a bunch of pricks (not saying that you do think that, just might), but you have to understand that we're not saying negative things just because we like being assholes. If you look around the forum in sections where people submit their own creations, the facepunch community gives credits where its due. If someone submits amazing artwork, or clever programs, or good music that they made, then we give it the praise it deserves. Vice versa if someone submits absolute shit, then facepunch will openly bash it. You have to value your comics according to a broader audience other than family and relatives, because they're obviously going to be biased. A community such as facepunch is made up of people from all around the world, of all ages, all with different interests, talents, etc. I'm not saying that we're the perfect audience to judge your comics, but I can assure you that our opinions are worth more than your family's and relative's if your looking to achieve success. Please take my message into consideration. I'd hate to see anyone fail their lives in the pursuit of their dreams. That would be the ultimate crushing blow to anyone's life.
Well it was a great show while it lasted [IMG]http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu218/JKN1178/applausebf4.gif[/IMG]
SpicyTornado version: [img]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/fish5a.gif[/img] My version: [img]http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6269/fishyyc.png[/img] Give this post any kind of rating if you want me to keep doing this.
[QUOTE=xZippy;30303483]SpicyTornado version: [img]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/fish5a.gif[/img] My version: [img]http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6269/fishyyc.png[/img] Give this post any kind of rating if you want me to keep doing this.[/QUOTE] Holy shit, it's like it was hit by a massive cargo truck of Artists, improving apon a huge piece of Shit in the middle of the road...
[QUOTE=xZippy;30303483]SpicyTornado version: [img]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/fish5a.gif[/img] My version: [img]http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6269/fishyyc.png[/img] Give this post any kind of rating if you want me to keep doing this.[/QUOTE] I wanna see your Stretch Armstrong version and Nicolas Caged.
[QUOTE=xZippy;30303483]SpicyTornado version: [img]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/fish5a.gif[/img] My version: [img]http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6269/fishyyc.png[/img] Give this post any kind of rating if you want me to keep doing this.[/QUOTE]You need to make a complete parody website for this.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;30291996]Garfield is a classic.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/realfield_pants.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Emz;30305409]You need to make a complete parody website for this.[/QUOTE] Give it the name that's opposite of SpicyTornado... Bland... what's the opposite of a tornado?
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;30315488]Give it the name that's opposite of SpicyTornado... Bland... what's the opposite of a tornado?[/QUOTE] Bland Whirlpool?
Urmm... it's Bricks, apparently. [quote]When people reject truth, they get error. When they reject light, they get darkness. When they reject the Sacred Wind, they get bricks! To run from God, is to run toward bricks! Bricks and the wind are like north to south, and east to west. [/quote] Google answers EVERYTHING.
bland bricks 2011 fp community project
[QUOTE=Bokito;30315929]Bland Whirlpool?[/QUOTE] Sweet Whirlpool [editline]7th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=GrabbinPills;30316564]bland bricks 2011 fp community project[/QUOTE] Sweet Bricks
Bland Serene?
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