SpicyTornado - The unfunniest shit on the Internet created from the spawns of hell.
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[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;30345302]Or, what if your hometown gest struck by a...
*puts on shades*
SPICY TORNADO? :smug:[/QUOTE]
That would be, dare I say it... poetic.
I'll see you fine folk manana.
PS. I love xZippy's and i-speel-good's take on my comics!
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30345371]That would be, dare I say it... poetic.
I'll see you fine folk manana.[/QUOTE]
it is manana
[QUOTE=xZippy;30345351][B]SpicyTornado version:[/B]
[img]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cheap-chinese121.jpg[/img]
[b]My version:[/b]
[img]http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/6562/lusst.png[/img]
^ Poor guy looks starved.[/QUOTE]
That [i]ear[/i].
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30345371]That would be, dare I say it... poetic.
I'll see you fine folk manana.
PS. I love xZippy's and i-speel-good's take on my comics![/QUOTE]
¿Qué es 'manana'? Necesitas poner el tilde encima de la letra.
Y por favor, ¡abandona al tornado picante!
[QUOTE=Oblivious1;30340460]He usually posts late at night.
Give him about 3 hours. He's bound to announce anyway.[/QUOTE]
[quote=SpicyTornado]Due to events I cannot speak of, the announcement has been postponed to tomorrow.
The only way you won't hear from me tomorrow is if a meteorite hits North America while I'm sleeping.[/quote]
:smug:
[sp]So it wasn't 3 hours. At least he did announce something[/sp]
By the way, I'm willing to translate all of your comics into Spanish.
At least a year of Spanish I will be worth something then. :v:
Pescado anaranjado: ¿Queres casarte conmigo?
Pescado amarillo: Prefiero tener mi mejillo atravesado por un gancho de pescador.
Pescado anaranjado: Bien... ¿Puedo por los menos comer el heces de ballena en tu cola?
Pescado amarillo: Uh... ok
I guess some of them won't work, then.
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;30345757]By the way, I'm willing to translate all of your comics into Spanish.
At least a year of Spanish I will be worth something then. :v:
Pescado anaranjado: ¿Queres casarte conmigo?
Pescado amarillo: Prefiero tener mi mejillo atravesado por un gancho de pescador.
Pescado anaranjado: Bien... ¿Puedo por los menos comer el heces de ballena en tu cola?
Pescado amarillo: Uh... ok
I guess some of them won't work, then.[/QUOTE]
Not a bad try I guess :v:
[QUOTE=xZippy;30345351][B]SpicyTornado version:[/B]
[img]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cheap-chinese121.jpg[/img]
[b]My version:[/b]
[img]http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/6562/lusst.png[/img]
^ Poor guy looks starved.[/QUOTE]
my only nibble here is that the text is too small on your version
great work again tho :h:
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30345371]That would be, dare I say it... poetic.
I'll see you fine folk manana.
PS. I love xZippy's and i-speel-good's take on my comics![/QUOTE]
lol
thanks man
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;30345419]That [i]ear[/i].[/QUOTE]
He was born with a condition.
[QUOTE=Draicia;29376462][IMG]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/magic-johnson.jpg[/IMG]
what is this shit[/QUOTE]
This one is fucking hilarious if you get the story behind it.
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R v2;30346607]This one is fucking hilarious if you get the story behind it.[/QUOTE]
Kind of hard to miss it.
Anyway, I've been up all night so far. Mainly because I've been reading a bunch of Creepypasta shit, but also so I can keep up with anything Spicy or his brother might post.
[QUOTE=Draicia;29376462][IMG]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/magic-johnson.jpg[/IMG]
what is this shit[/QUOTE]
Jesus... His [i]hand[/i].
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;30346809]Jesus... His [i]hand[/i].[/QUOTE]
Oh Jesus... his index finger is on the opposite side of his thumb... :byodood:
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30345114]Due to events I cannot speak of, the announcement has been postponed to tomorrow.
The only way you won't hear from me tomorrow is if a meteorite hits North America while I'm sleeping.[/QUOTE]
[b]Let me translate;[/b]
"Wah! I was going to announce all this cool stuff, but your scary messages required me to go to applebees and drink beer!!!! (I swear i'm old enough to drink!)
So then i sulked in my room because the internet people dont like my funny comics. So i quit my job because THIS WILL MAKE ME MONEY TOTALY ONE DAY. WEB COMICS MAKE SOOO MUCH MONEY.
Then I went to my spiritual aid, who totaly exists and who totaly helped me find the light!
Totaly posting tomorrow! Not gonna Wuss out again!
Thanks
Jasper (Not 10 years old)"
:v:
The only spiritual aid I believe in is one that resembles a giant cactus that is accessible by a portal on Neptune.
So whatever spiritual Aid Jasper is getting is definitely bullcrap.
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;30349120]The only spiritual aid I believe in is one that resembles a giant cactus that is accessible by a portal on Neptune.
So whatever spiritual Aid Jasper is getting is definitely bullcrap.[/QUOTE]
By spiritual aid, he means he caught aids after having buttsecks with a priest. That's the 'event he cannot speak of' and why he's postponed his annoucement
Anybody else waiting for a meteor to come out of nowhere and strike North America? :v:
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30345114]Due to events I cannot speak of, the announcement has been postponed to tomorrow.
The only way you won't hear from me tomorrow is if a meteorite hits North America while I'm sleeping.[/QUOTE]
I have 2 more ways for your life to end to prevent the rain of ShitTornado.
Either someone commits a drive-by and you and your brother die.
Or you just die all together.
[editline]9th June 2011[/editline]
If i can get my tablet to work with my PC. Then ill show you how crappy of an artist i am. But how better i can make these comics look.
Ill actually try to recreate one of their comics. Who knows, maybe they will hire me.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;30353622]I have 2 more ways for your life to end to prevent the rain of ShitTornado.
Either someone commits a drive-by and you and your brother die.
Or you just die all together.
[editline]9th June 2011[/editline]
If i can get my tablet to work with my PC. Then ill show you how crappy of an artist i am. But how better i can make these comics look.
Ill actually try to recreate one of their comics. Who knows, maybe they will hire me.[/QUOTE]
Or several thousand gallons of pepper spray get mixed with a tornado in their area, and it knocks their house down and burns their eyes out while flinging them through the air.
Time to draw a morbid comic about this.
Parody comic name:
Bitter Monsoon.
Turns out scanning images fucks the quality up..
I'll bet he'll just say he was trolling in the end as a shame escape effort.
Well im still working on repainting panel one of the Burger Thief.
Looking good for a little sketch.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;30354003]Turns out scanning images fucks the quality up..[/QUOTE]
Yeah, a good scanner costs about $150-200, sadly.
what the hell that stuff is hilarious
[QUOTE=MrEndangered;30355300]Yeah, a good scanner costs about $150-200, sadly.[/QUOTE]
I figured out that my scanner glass was dirty. Cleaning it made the quality much better.
[editline]9th June 2011[/editline]
Spicys version: [img]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/segway-santa-bag.jpg[/img]
My version: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/T86Q9.png[/IMG]
Which is better? (Note this my first time with Gimp)
[QUOTE=Rocko's;30355346]I figured out that my scanner glass was dirty. Cleaning it made the quality much better.
[editline]9th June 2011[/editline]
Spicys version: [img]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/segway-santa-bag.jpg[/img]
My version: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/T86Q9.png[/IMG]
Which is better? (Note this my first time with Gimp)[/QUOTE]
No offense but yours is hardly better.
SpicyTornado is back, Ready to announce anything?
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;30355584]No offense but yours is hardly better.[/QUOTE]
Well it was my first time actually drawing good. So i guess i deserve a medal for that.
[editline]9th June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=madnath619;30355592]SpicyTornado is back, Ready to announce anything?[/QUOTE]
Its just his brother. Probably gonna rage more about our thread.
[editline]9th June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;30355584]No offense but yours is hardly better.[/QUOTE]
Let me point some things out. :eng101:
*Mine was retraced 10 times. Giving the mostly everything a nice outline. Unlike Spicy's where he didn't to trace at all.
*The reason i kept it white was on accident. I was growing tired of drawing it so i left it close to on par with Spicy's
*The quality is really better.
*The guy doesn't look like vomit. And actually looks kinda respectable.
*I made the girl a guy cause i felt like it.
*Notice the reaction of the girl. She really doesn't look shocked. Unlike in my version, the guy is reacting to a robbery correctly.
*The wheels being shitty was my fault. Sorry.
someone say garfield?
[img]http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa120/Doukutsurun/realfield.jpg?t=1260312162[/img]
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