• SpicyTornado - The unfunniest shit on the Internet created from the spawns of hell.
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[QUOTE=Shibbey;30447528]No ads = no hits.[/QUOTE] Ad views/clicks aren't hits. The number of ad views/clicks is directly proportional to profit, however, and the profit from ad views/clicks generally is directly proportional to hits. Hits themselves are just views on the website. What you're saying is that the lack of advertising is directly equal to the lack of hits.
[quote][img_thumb]http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/8224/wtfaadfs.png[/img_thumb][/quote] Ths iz mai vrson. No nugatuve natons alowed im so gona be ritch
[QUOTE=Ban Camp;30468990]Ths iz mai vrson. No nugatuve natons alowed im so gona be ritch[/QUOTE] :frog:
So we're sort of helping him now? What the heck did I miss?
[QUOTE=Recurracy;30469456]So we're sort of helping him now? What the heck did I miss?[/QUOTE] He made some website which seems like a good idea to loads of people, but he still refuses to have ads on it because ''it'd distract from the comics''
[img]http://potluckcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/why-grandma2.png[/img] ...heh
[QUOTE=Str4fe;30439161]Could you give us a bit more detail? Is Potluck Comics or SpicyTornado somehow associated with this plan?[/QUOTE] I can't really reveal anything at the present moment, but I assure you our plan to become profitable is well thought out.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30485003]I can't really reveal anything at the present moment, but I assure you our plan to become profitable is well thought out.[/QUOTE] Oh god, that's rich! Wait... You're serious? Well, good luck, I guess...
[QUOTE=Oblivious1;30469378]:frog:[/QUOTE] Nice observation. I will put a frog into the comic next time!
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30485003]I can't really reveal anything at the present moment[/QUOTE] Spy-cy Tornado. Get it? He sounds like he's talking like some sorta undercover agent? ...welp, time to make my weather machine rain cardboard boxes over my house And of course no lightning [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/zing.png[/img] EDIT: Hmm, I guess there WILL be some lightning.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;30488405]Oh god, that's rich! Wait... You're serious? Well, good luck, I guess...[/QUOTE] Very serious. And thank you!
Ads, fucking now. We're probably over half of your visitors, if not 90%, and we're all screaming for you to put ads on the damn site.
[b]HOLY SHIT[/b] "Spicy Tornado" is an anagram of "Candy Riot Ops". I've discovered their plan to make money. This web comic is a distraction. They're going to make stupid comics that become famous for being extremely badly drawn and completely unfunny, and will eventually catch the eye of the guards at the Wonka Chocolate Factory's money vault. When he sees the guard's computer's IP address is on his site, Jasper and his brother are going to break into Wonka's Chocolate Factory. They will proceed to spray molten semen onto the guard, taking off all of his skin. They will then eat the body, take the keys, break into the vault, and steal all the money. And you [i]almost[/i] got away with it, you sneaky butthole.
Wow Spicy, you really turned it around with Facepunch. First, everyone is laughing behind your back and now they're asking you to host their comics. Considering this is Facepunch, that's pretty amazing.
Seriously man, just put some ads on the bottom. If you're really worried about the ads distracting from the comics or them being malicious, go with [url=http://www.projectwonderful.com/]Project Wonderful[/url]. They allow you to set your own price for advertising, as well as control what ads appear on your website.
R.I.P. Spicy Tornado thread 2011-2011
Hey folk, I just wanted to take this opportunity to make two declarations. 1. We are still not receiving all that many submissions on Potluck. If you're artistic and want to win some serious buckeroos, I encourage you enter the competition. For those of you that don't know the deal, go here: [url]http://potluckcomics.com/comic-contest/[/url] 2. My big brother and I will be updating Spicy Tornado on Monday. You are all in for a treat. I guarantee this will be our best creation to date! Have the best weekend of your existence, Jasper
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30525461]Hey folk, I just wanted to take this opportunity to make two declarations. 1. We are still not receiving all that many submissions on Potluck. If you're artistic and want to win some serious buckeroos, I encourage you enter the competition. For those of you that don't know the deal, go here: [url]http://potluckcomics.com/comic-contest/[/url] 2. My big brother and I will be updating Spicy Tornado on Monday. You are all in for a treat. I guarantee this will be our best creation to date! Have the best weekend of your existence, Jasper[/QUOTE] I look forward to your latest comic, Jasper.
I'm so glad I commited to page 4 in this thread, this is literally the funniest thread I've ever read.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30525461]Hey folk, I just wanted to take this opportunity to make two declarations. 1. We are still not receiving all that many submissions on Potluck. If you're artistic and want to win some serious buckeroos, I encourage you enter the competition. For those of you that don't know the deal, go here: [url]http://potluckcomics.com/comic-contest/[/url] [B]2. My big brother and I will be updating Spicy Tornado on Monday. You are all in for a treat. I guarantee this will be our best creation to date![/B] Have the best weekend of your existence, Jasper[/QUOTE] You said that about your last one. It was awful.
And the community came together daww [editline]18th June 2011[/editline] [img]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/TheCos-final21.jpg[/img] [img]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/final-sweaty-shop.jpg[/img] This was actually really funny.
oh boy another spicy tornado comic? :ohdear: don't let me down, jasper
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30525461]2. My big brother and I will be updating Spicy Tornado on Monday. You are all in for a treat. I guarantee this will be our best creation to date![/QUOTE] Every upcoming comic is your best creation. [sp]But in reality, they only get worse and worse.[/sp] [editline]18th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30525461]1. We are still not receiving all that many submissions on Potluck. If you're artistic and want to win some serious buckeroos, I encourage you enter the competition. For those of you that don't know the deal, go here: [url]http://potluckcomics.com/comic-contest/[/url][/QUOTE] Maybe it's the fact that the majority of traffic is us? Maybe you should expand to other messaging boards, like 4chan. I know it's a community of dumb people, but hey, if you need more traffic, you should give it a shot.
I'm excited for this comic that will be published this Monday! I really hope you guys like it. Long live Spicy Tornado! Best, Ryan
[QUOTE=SpicyTornadoSan;30530654]I'm excited for this comic that will be published this Monday! I really hope you guys like it. Long live Spicy Tornado! Best, Ryan[/QUOTE][img]http://images.wikia.com/lotr/images/5/53/Berzerker_Uruk-Hai.jpg[/img] [b]Long live Spicy Tornado![/b]
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30525461]Hey folk, I just wanted to take this opportunity to make two declarations. 1. We are still not receiving all that many submissions on Potluck. If you're artistic and want to win some serious buckeroos, I encourage you enter the competition. For those of you that don't know the deal, go here: [url]http://potluckcomics.com/comic-contest/[/url] 2. My big brother and I will be updating Spicy Tornado on Monday. You are all in for a treat. I guarantee this will be our best creation to date! Have the best weekend of your existence, Jasper[/QUOTE] Holy shit, I think I may try to submit something.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;30396883][img]http://i.imgur.com/Yd2Nx.png[/img] Here Potluck. A submission to your site. Please take it kind sir.[/QUOTE] hehe nah I actually don't think so sorry Rocko's this isn't 4chan/reddit sorry again
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;30525461]Have the best weekend of your existence, Jasper[/QUOTE] You too. I'll be sure to reflect back on it often in Hell after I hang myself because of these abominations you call comics. Kurt
[QUOTE=SpicyTornadoSan;30530654]I'm excited for this comic that will be published this Monday! I really hope you guys like it. Long live Spicy Tornado! Best, Ryan[/QUOTE] And you can't just do it this sunday because?
[QUOTE=Eonart;30539942]I'm curious, does Jasper or Ryan actually go anywhere else in this forum?[/QUOTE] They are here thanks to OP
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