SpicyTornado - The unfunniest shit on the Internet created from the spawns of hell.
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I keep seeing this on recent posts and getting excited that it might have been updated. Let it be, folks.
I just saw that video.
What the christ
I didn't know your brother was Steve from Blue's Clues.
[editline]3rd July 2012[/editline]
A yellow belt? That's literally only the second belt you get in Karate/Tae Kwon Doe class.
that's not monk's clothing
[QUOTE=Chubbles;36590258]Just rewatched the bliss monk video. Holy god I had forgotten that nightmare. I'm glad he never went back to Youtube.[/QUOTE]
Same. I was kind of hoping Jasper would make an appearance, though. I was always curious what he looks/sounds like.
[QUOTE=Chubbles;36590258]Just rewatched the bliss monk video. Holy god I had forgotten that nightmare. I'm glad he never went back to Youtube.[/QUOTE]
I am currently editing the greatest Bliss Monk video of all. Surprise!
[editline]15th January 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=doctorjohndorian;36672874]Same. I was kind of hoping Jasper would make an appearance, though. I was always curious what he looks/sounds like.[/QUOTE]
You shall see my face and hear my voice in the coming months. :)
[editline]15th January 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=doctorjohndorian;36586223]I was really disappointed to see Spicy Tornado die :([/QUOTE]
It shall rise from the ashes in 2013. :)
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;39231977]I am currently editing the greatest Bliss Monk video of all. Surprise!
[editline]15th January 2013[/editline]
You shall see my face and hear my voice in the coming months. :)
[editline]15th January 2013[/editline]
It shall rise from the ashes in 2013. :)[/QUOTE]
oh god no
not this shit again
Yay! ST is back!
Oh my god
You are the most devoted troll I have ever seen.
holy fucking shit
Why did I come in this thread? Why??
I think I speak for the majority of Facepunch users when I say:
OH NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN :suicide:
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;39232788]Yay! ST is back![/QUOTE]
Thank you for the warm re-welcome, old friend. :)
[editline]15th January 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Satansick;39233828]You are the most devoted troll I have ever seen.[/QUOTE]
I find it a bit disheartening that you think I am anything but all that of which I am. I would love the opportunity to get to know you better. I think you would realize that I'm just a regular person with regular dreams.
It's a pleasure to meet you, Satansick. :)
I'm not laughing for some reason.
[img]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/being-elmo2.jpg[/img]
Does SpicyTornado have that touch anymore?
To all friends of the past, present and future...
I sincerely seek your guidance for my first ever date with a female. I am as nervous as I am excited, and I would be forever grateful if you could share any advice with me.
I wrote about my situation in another thread, and if any of you more experienced folk have any words of wisdom it would mean a great deal to me.
Here is my aforementioned post: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1220984&p=39231937&viewfull=1#post39231937[/url]
With love,
Jasper
[QUOTE=Yahnich;39234690]dude at first i thought maybe you were serious but now i know i wasted my time trying to help you thnx for the heads up[/QUOTE]
I am not joking. And I find it highly odd when people treat me like I am not being honest with my information. It seems to be a common theme here. I do not get it.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;39234774]it's because everything you do seems like an elaborate prank
[editline]16th January 2013[/editline]
anyway if you're legit you can drop me a pm about your girl problems, i'll help you out however i can
(srsly dude it's not the 50's any more don't let the date go like you're planning it to)[/QUOTE]
I assure you that I am not engaging in any sort of prank. To be honest, it was very hard for me to share that information. I am scared, to say the least.
I greatly appreciate your offer, and I will take you up on that. That is very kind of you.
All the best,
Jasper
Mr. SpiceyTornardo I just want to say you're writing is great. Have you ever thought of writing a book? Can you tell me more about you' service to the U.S Postal Service?
[QUOTE=Iago;39235163]Mr. SpiceyTornardo I just want to say you're writing is great. Have you ever thought of writing a book? Can you tell me more about you' service to the U.S Postal Service?[/QUOTE]
That means the world to me, Iago. Oddly enough, I am in the process of writing a book. If all goes as planned, it should be for sale within the next few months.
What would you like to know about my time with the U.S. Postal Service?
With Gratitude,
Jasper
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;39235250]That means the world to me, Iago. Oddly enough, I am in the process of writing a book. If all goes as planned, it should be for sale within the next few months.
What would you like to know about my time with the U.S. Postal Service?
With Gratitude,
Jasper[/QUOTE]
Will it be nonfiction or fiction?
Also can you tell me whatever action packed and crazed drama filled story you ever had in that service?
[QUOTE=Demache;29378834]I think they are just trying WAY too hard to be funny. I see the jokes, but they aren't coming off as funny. In fact, it could even be negative funny if that was even possible.[/QUOTE]
Hmm I don't think they're trying at all really
Edit: Oh my god I didnt know spicy tornado was in the thread. Let me clarify, I don't think you're trying too hard to be funny. Also I want a dinosaur t-shirt. Also good luck
[QUOTE=Iago;39235299]Will it be nonfiction or fiction?
Also can you tell me whatever action packed and crazed drama filled story you ever had in that service?[/QUOTE]
My book will be fiction that is loosely based off my life and my greatest experiences.
The most dramatic incident was when Walter (my boss) and I had a bit of a quarrel in front of several of my co-workers. He thought I was "an imbecile" to quit my steady job with the U.S. Postal Service to pursue my dreams of creating a successful webcomic. I think he took it a bit personally because he originally hired me as a favor to my father. It was a moment that will stick with me for many moons, to say the least.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;39234245]
I find it a bit disheartening that you think I am anything but all that of which I am. I would love the opportunity to get to know you better. I think you would realize that I'm just a regular person with regular dreams.
It's a pleasure to meet you, Satansick. :)[/QUOTE]
Yeah I'm not buying it, take your sugary sweetness back.
[editline]16th January 2013[/editline]
I really like what you're trying to do though, please continue.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;39245342]My book will be fiction that is loosely based off my life and my greatest experiences.
The most dramatic incident was when Walter (my boss) and I had a bit of a quarrel in front of several of my co-workers. He thought I was "an imbecile" to quit my steady job with the U.S. Postal Service to pursue my dreams of creating a successful webcomic. I think he took it a bit personally because he originally hired me as a favor to my father. It was a moment that will stick with me for many moons, to say the least.[/QUOTE]
Mr. Jasper, did it ever occur to you that you could update your webcomic while working for the USPS? I mean, it's not like you'd be working all day on that webcomic.
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;39246326]Mr. Jasper, did it ever occur to you that you could update your webcomic while working for the USPS? I mean, it's not like you'd be working all day on that webcomic.[/QUOTE]
I had a bit of a mental breakdown and I wanted to give the comic 110% of my blood, sweat and tears.
In one of my all-time favorite films, Johnny Tsunami, the grandfather says "Go big or go home." I try to live by that motto each and every day. Sometimes to my detriment. Sometimes to my success.
did u fuck sheila
[QUOTE=shrektheturd2;39248672]did u fuck sheila[/QUOTE]
Our date is tomorrow. I have butterflies fluttering within.
ye, he gon fuck sheila
The way he talks about Sheila makes me wonder if hes Mark Wahlberg
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peqYkt4S2jA[/media]
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