• SpicyTornado - The unfunniest shit on the Internet created from the spawns of hell.
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[QUOTE=bobsynergy;39250186]The way he talks about Sheila makes me wonder if hes Mark Wahlberg [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peqYkt4S2jA[/media][/QUOTE] Last time I checked, I never had a funky bunch of my own.
Dear Facepunch, I am proud to announce that my big brother and I have released a new comic for the first time in what feels like eons. I hope you enjoy looking at it as much as we enjoyed making it. New Comic: [url]http://spicytornado.com/obamablading[/url] Additionally, I am excited to announce I have launched a blog today. My inspiration came from the Facepunch family. A few of you kind souls encouraged me to take my writing to the next level, and thus, I have done just that. A special thanks to: - Wealth + Taste - Go-Dong-DK - Iago For those of you interested, I will regularly write about my life and my pursuit for love and entrepreneurial success. Look out for some exciting announcements in the coming days! My brand spanking new blog can be found here: [url]http://foreverjasper.com/[/url] With love, Jasper
Why does Obama have the thighs of an obese Mexican woman?
Obama's thighs would put even Chun Li to shame.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;39270733]Dear Facepunch, I am proud to announce that my big brother and I have released a new comic for the first time in what feels like eons. I hope you enjoy looking at it as much as we enjoyed making it. New Comic: [url]http://spicytornado.com/obamablading[/url] Additionally, I am excited to announce I have launched a blog today. My inspiration came from the Facepunch family. A few of you kind souls encouraged me to take my writing to the next level, and thus, I have done just that. A special thanks to: - Wealth + Taste - Go-Dong-DK - Iago For those of you interested, I will regularly write about my life and my pursuit for love and entrepreneurial success. Look out for some exciting announcements in the coming days! My brand spanking new blog can be found here: [url]http://foreverjasper.com/[/url] With love, Jasper[/QUOTE] Nice blog dude, any day now you will become writer/comic maker of the century.
[QUOTE=MrDestroyer;39270761]Why does Obama have the thighs of an obese Mexican woman?[/QUOTE] Mr. Barack is wearing parachute pants, just like the ones rapper M.C. Hammer popularized in the late 1980s. I dressed him to demonstrate that even a man of his esteem is not allergic to trends and fads. As far as his thighs, I am unsure of their girth. :) [editline]18th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Iago;39270845]Nice blog dude, any day now you will become writer/comic maker of the century.[/QUOTE] Thank you very much. While that would be quite the accomplishment, I never put a place a ceiling on my dreams. Time will be the judge. And thank you for inspiring to make the plunge into the blogosphere. I appreciate your encouragement, Sir Iago.
fuck yeah honorable mention I feel like a god among men
[QUOTE=Trumple;29376400][img]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/nicholas-caged3.jpg[/img] HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Nicolas Caged[/QUOTE] Holy crap that image made me laugh as fudge. Anyways, worst website I've ever seen in my whole 20ish life. Terrible.
The art style and faces on the characters are hilarious.
[QUOTE=Xieneus;39273693]The art style and faces on the characters are hilarious.[/QUOTE] Thank you for the kind words. You fill my heart with gladness. :)
Hey Jasper, I fixed one of your comics. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uz1dN8t.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;39274127]Hey Jasper, I fixed one of your comics. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uz1dN8t.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] That is a hoot. I wish my big brother and I had designed it like that! If you could be so kind, how do you go about posting images in the message box?
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;39281891]That is a hoot. I wish my big brother and I had designed it like that! If you could be so kind, how do you go about posting images in the message box?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NuC9SH7.png[/IMG] Press that button then paste the link to the pic and post.
[QUOTE=Iago;39282467][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NuC9SH7.png[/IMG] Press that button then paste the link to the pic and post.[/QUOTE] You are a doll. :)
I have just read through the thread... [B]My freaking forhead will be bruised tomorrow just because of this, I have also been mentally raped because of you Jasper and your "FUNNY" comics.[/B]
Just wanted to say, Jasper, I think your comics are improving and really have potential. I like the way you post too, it's genuine and it makes me laugh. Keep on doing what you're doing and I hope your date with Sheila went well! Cheers man.
What, I think most f this shit is tearjerkin funny
[QUOTE=Teal Moose;39286564]Just wanted to say, Jasper, I think your comics are improving and really have potential. I like the way you post too, it's genuine and it makes me laugh. Keep on doing what you're doing and I hope your date with Sheila went well! Cheers man.[/QUOTE] Greetings Teal Moose, Your kind words make my soul smile. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart. Sadly, Sheila cancelled on me... but she has assured me we will reschedule within the next few days. If you are interested in reading commentary behind my comics and updates about my pursuit for everlasting love, check out my blog! My Blog: [url]http://foreverjasper.com/[/url]
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;39292906]Greetings Teal Moose, Your kind words make my soul smile. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart. Sadly, Sheila cancelled on me... but she has assured me we will reschedule within the next few days. If you are interested in reading commentary behind my comics and updates about my pursuit for everlasting love, check out my blog! My Blog: [url]http://foreverjasper.com/[/url][/QUOTE] It's okay there buddy, you'll get another shot!
yeah, you do have a pretty distinct writing style. this book sounds kinda promising. i still really dislike spicytornado though and don't think it will ever amount to anything, but whatever, despite most of this thread shitting on your comics for like 2 years you never seemed to care. at least that obama one made for a cool commentary post, the image itself is just ridiculous by itself though, i had no idea that's what you were going for.
I've just read this entire thread and it's changed my life. Oh god. I'm actually crying with joy.
[QUOTE=Y'all.;39305223]yeah, you do have a pretty distinct writing style. this book sounds kinda promising. i still really dislike spicytornado though and don't think it will ever amount to anything, but whatever, despite most of this thread shitting on your comics for like 2 years you never seemed to care. at least that obama one made for a cool commentary post, the image itself is just ridiculous by itself though, i had no idea that's what you were going for.[/QUOTE] Hi Y'all, Thank you for the kind words regarding my writing. I have high hopes for my debut novel. I am sorry to hear that you don't care for my webcomic. My big brother and I are on the cusp of unveiling what I feel is a spectacular comic. Perhaps it will change your perception of Spicy Tornado! Yours truly, Jasper
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;39309423]My big brother and I are on the cusp of unveiling what I feel is a spectacular comic. Perhaps it will change your perception of Spicy Tornado![/QUOTE] It won't.
[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;39309600]It won't.[/QUOTE] woah there negative nancy you're talking to a legend
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;39309423]Hi Y'all, Thank you for the kind words regarding my writing. I have high hopes for my debut novel. I am sorry to hear that you don't care for my webcomic. My big brother and I are on the cusp of unveiling what I feel is a spectacular comic. Perhaps it will change your perception of Spicy Tornado! Yours truly, Jasper[/QUOTE] yep, just like last time.
[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;39309600]It won't.[/QUOTE] Excuse me, sir. Have you hacked into my imagination?
It's been a while! Great to be getting my Spicy Tornado swagger back. As my brother can attest, this one's a bit controversial yet one we're really proud of. I think you'll all be pleasantly surprised. Let the unveiling begin!
Legends of Facepunch, I am proud to announce my newest comic is now available for your enjoyment. A precursor: I harbor some rather strong feelings for the world’s preeminent Gungan. Yes, I speak of Jar Jar Binks. And this new creations allows me to express my long held feelings. For those of you who would like to gain a little insight into how this comic came to be, I am including a link to my blog, which includes commentary. I present to you our latest and greatest comic creation (with commentary): [url]http://foreverjasper.com/[/url]
i love you spicy tornado
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