• SpicyTornado - The unfunniest shit on the Internet created from the spawns of hell.
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[QUOTE=radiomonster;39428783]can i be your first? i can be a secondary artist, heres my portfolio [img]http://puu.sh/1Vu9S[/img] its not big but i can do better i promise[/QUOTE] Howdy radiomonster, Between my big brother and I, we are all set on the artistry front. If you don't mind me asking, how many words can you type per minute? Eager to employ, Jasper
Dear mrspicytorando, i took an online test and it said i typed 50 words per minute i think that is very fast want to make big bucks, radiomonster
[QUOTE=radiomonster;39428878]Dear mrspicytorando, i took an online test and it said i typed 50 words per minute i think that is very fast want to make big bucks, radiomonster[/QUOTE] That is quite impressive, young man. Please send your resume (with references) to [email]ForeverJasper11@gmail.com[/email] Also, if you (or anyone else) can answer me this, you will certainly be in my good graces... How does one post a video directly on to the forum page? I cannot seem to locate the field to post images or video.
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;39428983][noparse][media]-VIDEO LINK-[/media][/noparse] It only works in Youtube, and won't work if the link has [I]https://[/I] in.[/QUOTE] You are a doll, UberMunchkin. Thank you so very much!
Man, I love how the thread title is still "SpicyTornado - The unfunniest shit on the Internet created from the spawns of hell." You're the man, Jasper.
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;39420648]no contest [img]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/australian-dream-american-dream.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I am from Australia and this legit as fuck
this is amazing
I feel change in the wind. Something big's about to happen. Something life-changing. Something that's so outrageously awesome, you'll even contemplate changing your name to something glorious. If my hunch is correct, you will witness something glorious very, very soon. GLORY!
What time is it!?
BLISS TIME ! ! !
Facepunch brethren, I have undertaken many great challenges during my time on this planet. Sometimes I have triumphed. Other times I have fallen face-first onto the concrete. But, no matter how bruised and battered this mug has gotten, I have always done everything in my power to rise above. Today, I proudly present my latest and greatest creation. The rumors are true, comrades... I have directed my first short film. It stars my big brother and co-founder of Spicy Tornado, the one and only Bliss Monk. We shot it while house sitting for our favorite aunt and uncle. What you are about to see is the result of several gallons of blood, sweat, tears... and more than a little sibling bonding. So, hop on your favorite La-Z-Boy, grab some goobers, and press play! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE5LJkY4GH4[/media]
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;39439953]What time is it!?[/QUOTE] Adventure time?
After experiencing some technical difficulties, I have finally figured out how to properly showcase my short film (see above). The Bliss Monk and I hope this film brings a splash of sunshine into your life. :) A Blissful weekend to all, Jasper
Look at Stanley with that smug grin on his face. Smug bastard.
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;39360261]As she slipped inside and began to close the door, I took a deep breath and placed my hand on the door handle. She turned around and I went in for the kill. I kissed her right on the lips and whispered; “I’ll see you at the zoo.”[/QUOTE] Smooth as fuck!
Dang Jasper, do you live in Florida? It looks so nice compared to my midwest-wintry-wasteland.
I have to admit, Jasper, I'm not a fan of the bliss monk videos :/ But I still love you.
[QUOTE=Xenak;39444041]Look at Stanley with that smug grin on his face. Smug bastard.[/QUOTE] Stanley is a Negative Nathan and he ain't no friend of mine! [editline]7th February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Chubbles;39445816]I have to admit, Jasper, I'm not a fan of the bliss monk videos :/ But I still love you.[/QUOTE] That is A-Okay! Different strokes for different folks. And, I love you too. :)
more comics inbound?
[QUOTE=OrionChronicles;39513158]more comics inbound?[/QUOTE] Yes, indeed! And the next one shall be extra magical. Keep your see-ers peeled. :)
Judging from that video you have a seriously nice house. Two garage doors?
Legends of Facepunch. For $75 million, would you have a nipple implanted on your forehead? Actually, let’s come back to that question... ---- As many of you fine folk know, I quit my job with the U.S. Postal Service (in dramatic fashion) to pursue Spicy Tornado full-time. Over a year later, I am nowhere near as independently wealthy as I had planned. If fact, I am drowning in a creek of debt. It may sound like I've lost my way. It may sound like I've veered off the golden brick road. But truth be told... I have one last trick up my sleeve. As it turns out, I've spent the greater part of the last several months holed up in a garage, working tirelessly to complete a secret project. Frankly, It is my great hope that with this project I will find financial redemption. For if this fails, I am out of options. If this fails... I am out of time. If this succeeds, I will be Jordan wearing the 45. I will be Travolta in early ‘94. I will be a reverse Lance Armstrong. But, if this fails, I will have no choice but to get down on my knees and beg Walter (my former boss) to take me back. And if Walter refuses... well, I do not know what comes next. Without further ado, I am proud to reveal my greatest creation yet. It's not a comic. It's not a website. No, it’s not even a novel. Comrades, I present to you my (and my best friend’s) iPhone App: [url=https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/wealthy-walrus/id598186430?ls=1&mt=8]Wealthy Walrus[/url] If you can find it in your heart to download Wealthy Walrus, I will be eternally grateful and forever in your debt. It is much easier to climb the iPhone app charts on the day you launch and each additional download makes a huge difference. And if I move far enough up the charts, I will gain some major exposure on the app store. It could be enough to catapult me to the promised land. From the deepest trenches of my soul, I ask you... will you help me achieve my dream? Will you download my [url=https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/wealthy-walrus/id598186430?ls=1&mt=8]app[/url]? Humbled (yet hopeful), Jasper PS. If you do not have the funds, but still want to help in my quest for success, I will send you $2 ($1 for the app and $1 for your troubles) via paypal. PM me if you are interested.
I've certainly seen worse apps. I may download it once I get another iTunes card.
I like it does it have Facebook/Twitter integration? You might want to add it if not
i don't think $1 will be a problem for anyone.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;39557163]this is not how you run a business man[/QUOTE] Exposure is rather difficult to get on the app store. $1 a download may be a bit much, but it's possible. This is rather neat, keep up the good work. If i had an apple device, i'd be sure to download it.
I agree you shouldn't be paying people to download your app, find other ways to get noticed. Advertise in different places and think of more creative ways to reward people, $1 isn't much to spend. I really like the look of the app and want it but I'm on Android :c
Really cool app, I'd download it, but I don't have any apple devices.
Though your jokes are sometimes a tad flat, the way you do celebrities in your artstyle cracks me up every time. I think if you did a spicytornado of Gabe Newell or Garry you'd win the heart of Facepunch (or at the very least, my heart)
I'd love to try the app but I don't have an iAnything. The app looks pretty cool though.
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