SpicyTornado - The unfunniest shit on the Internet created from the spawns of hell.
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[h2]Wealth + Taste,
hi. this is 69105's mother.
This is possibly the rudest comment I have ever read before in my life. This is not Facebook; this is Facepunch. I have blocked that Facebook demon Web site from Internet Explorer and forbid my children from going there as I have seen the comments that have surfaced on their accounts. The last thing I want is absolute strangers to start making the same assumptions. They are trying. My two boys want nothing more than to live by themselves on their own rules, but as stated, I am on a fixed income and they do not have the capacity to keep day jobs that require communication.
Please keep your rude remarks to a minimum. I do not want to have to block facepunch on Internet Explorer, too, because they found out how to get around it and I hate grounding my kids.
Thanks, and happy Easter,
-Martha[/h2]
[QUOTE=69105;29411198]Wealth + Taste,
hi. this is 69105's mother.
This is possibly the rudest comment I have ever read before in my life. This is not Facebook; this is Facepunch. I have blocked that Facebook demon Web site from Internet Explorer and forbid my children from going there as I have seen the comments that have surfaced on their accounts. The last thing I want is absolute strangers to start making the same assumptions. They are trying. My two boys want nothing more than to live by themselves on their own rules, but as stated, I am on a fixed income and they do not have the capacity to keep day jobs that require communication.
Please keep your rude remarks to a minimum. I do not want to have to block facepunch on Internet Explorer, too, because they found out how to get around it and I hate grounding my kids.
Thanks, and happy Easter,
-Martha[/QUOTE]
Hi Martha, where did you learn to use [h2] tags?
Dear Mr. SpicyTornado,
Please forget all the hate you have been receiving. Your comics are the work of an artist in his prime. I genuinely laughed at several of them.
[QUOTE=69105;29411198]Wealth + Taste,
hi. this is 69105's mother.
This is possibly the rudest comment I have ever read before in my life. This is not Facebook; this is Facepunch. I have blocked that Facebook demon Web site from Internet Explorer and forbid my children from going there as I have seen the comments that have surfaced on their accounts. The last thing I want is absolute strangers to start making the same assumptions. They are trying. My two boys want nothing more than to live by themselves on their own rules, but as stated, I am on a fixed income and they do not have the capacity to keep day jobs that require communication.
Please keep your rude remarks to a minimum. I do not want to have to block facepunch on Internet Explorer, too, because they found out how to get around it and I hate grounding my kids.
Thanks, and happy Easter,
-Martha[/QUOTE]
martha just becuase your children may have problems does not excuse them from the rules that the [i]law[/i] has set down. on behalf of facepunch spicey tornado comics are now labled as a hate group for their intolerant, bigot content and inappropriate gestures. i hope you can teach these kids right from wrong and i hope you can provide a better, more tolerant family life than the one that is currently being lived
[QUOTE=69105;29411198][h2]Wealth + Taste,
hi. this is 69105's mother.
This is possibly the rudest comment I have ever read before in my life. This is not Facebook; this is Facepunch. I have blocked that Facebook demon Web site from Internet Explorer and forbid my children from going there as I have seen the comments that have surfaced on their accounts. The last thing I want is absolute strangers to start making the same assumptions. They are trying. My two boys want nothing more than to live by themselves on their own rules, but as stated, I am on a fixed income and they do not have the capacity to keep day jobs that require communication.
Please keep your rude remarks to a minimum. I do not want to have to block facepunch on Internet Explorer, too, because they found out how to get around it and I hate grounding my kids.
Thanks, and happy Easter,
-Martha[/h2][/QUOTE]
Judging by your title and what you just posted you found out about [h2]THE BIG FUCKING TEXT[/h2] and
you must now spam it whenever possible.
Now, would you kindly :frog:
the funniest apart about the Martha post is how she uses Internet Explorer
kudos to you 69105
[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;29410888]Hey guys,
I'm not sure why some doubted my legitimacy, but in order to show everyone I really am the co-founder of SpicyTornado.com, I created a new comic. I must say, it was really cathartic.
Here is my new comic:
[url]http://spicytornado.com/facepunch[/url]
I'm running late for Easter dinner, but I look forward to chatting with you all in the coming days.
Best,
Jasper[/QUOTE]
Well... I stand corrected.
This thread is officially fucking awesome.
69105 is not really the mother.
[QUOTE=Teh_Spork;29411293]69105 is not really the mother.[/QUOTE]
whoa REALLLY???
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;29411285]Yeah and I genuinely laughed at how shitty they were.[/QUOTE]
I'm completely serious, some of them were pretty funny. The artwork helped them become funnier, but the Gmail comic and the guy on the Segway making fun of the senior were pretty funny.
[IMG]http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af26/a_mutant_hobo/misfortune-cookie.png[/IMG]
Please, think of the poor comics. They don't deserve this.
Not going to lie I laughed at the "play perma-dead" one
Welp we have another legendary thread.
Is there a list of these things somewhere?
Well I'll be damned, he's real
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;29411316][img_thumb]http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af26/a_mutant_hobo/misfortune-cookie.png[/img_thumb]
Please, think of the poor comics. They don't deserve this.[/QUOTE]
you truly are a patriarch of hope
together we can stop this
please join us on our
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You know what?
This could just be an extremely complicated troll scheme. Fuck, he would be a goddamned genius is it were so.
[QUOTE=The Party Spy;29411260]Judging by your title and what you just posted you found out about [h2]THE BIG FUCKING TEXT[/h2] and
you must now spam it whenever possible.
Now, would you kindly :frog:[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/BRw4e.gif[/img]
[h2]see, first the party spy thinks he all jus' a cool guy
reality, though, jus' seem to bite
it bite hard and it bite in da rear
o wait thats just party spy da big ol' queer
he takes gold and shits all over it
they call that "shitposting" and he's full of it
he a terrible person -- an awful player
i read his posts and think "could this get gayer?"
but woe is me, it just does
on top of it all he posts some dumb frog
"get out" it says, or at least that's the meme
who uses meme? the party spy -- please
he all criticizin text size and he criticize my comic
nigga that shit ain't nice that's just chaotic
but most of all you hurtin my moms
who does that? dat faggot does[/h2]
[QUOTE=69105;29411198][h2]Wealth + Taste,
hi. this is 69105's mother.
This is possibly the rudest comment I have ever read before in my life. This is not Facebook; this is Facepunch. I have blocked that Facebook demon Web site from Internet Explorer and forbid my children from going there as I have seen the comments that have surfaced on their accounts. The last thing I want is absolute strangers to start making the same assumptions. They are trying. My two boys want nothing more than to live by themselves on their own rules, but as stated, I am on a fixed income and they do not have the capacity to keep day jobs that require communication.
Please keep your rude remarks to a minimum. I do not want to have to block facepunch on Internet Explorer, too, because they found out how to get around it and I hate grounding my kids.
Thanks, and happy Easter,
-Martha[/h2][/QUOTE]
If you are his mother, why do you let him have that title and avatar?
[QUOTE=69105;29411472][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/BRw4e.gif[/img_thumb]
see, first the party spy thinks he all jus' a cool guy
reality, though, jus' seem to bite
it bite hard and it bite in da rear
o wait thats just party spy da big ol' queer
he takes gold and shits all over it
they call that "shitposting" and he's full of it
he a terrible person -- an awful player
i read his posts and think "could this get gayer?"
but woe is me, it just does
on top of it all he posts some dumb frog
"get out" it says, or at least that's the meme
who uses meme? the party spy -- please
he all criticizin text size and he criticize my comic
nigga that shit ain't nice that's just chaotic
but most of all you hurtin my moms
who does that? dat faggot does[/QUOTE]
now i remember why you're my favorite poster
69105 keep rapping your heart out real talk, forever
[QUOTE=69105;29411472]
but most of all you hurtin my [h2]moms[/h2]
[/QUOTE]
Wait,what?
BEST. THREAD. EVER!!!
[QUOTE=Dachande;29411586]now i remember why you're my favorite poster
69105 keep rapping your heart out real talk, forever[/QUOTE]
I don't know -- I think Jasper has me beat.
[QUOTE=Trooper0315;29411610]Wait,what?[/QUOTE]
slang for mom
[QUOTE=Trooper0315;29411610]Wait,what?[/QUOTE]
that's street talk for "mom." think "pops," but "moms." that's just how it is. word. boost mobile.
[QUOTE=Eonart;29409561]Hey look! The creator.
I only found this comic giving me a good laugh.
[img_thumb]http://spicytornado.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/yoda-on-luke-small_5.jpg[/img_thumb]
I think its the faces along with the decent joke that make it. I think you should make more comics like these. Using stupid faces and a not too well thought but funny joke. Using too much thinking making a joke can kill it.
The segway one was also decent though, but the art kind of ruined it. Improve on that, but keep the ridiculous faces[/QUOTE]
I see an avatar opportunity!
[IMG]http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af26/a_mutant_hobo/wut-1.jpg[/IMG]
the truth
the text is shadowed because it's hiding the black hole that is his heart
[QUOTE=69105;29411728]the text is shadowed because it's hiding the black hole that is his heart[/QUOTE]
winrar winrar chicken dinrar
also, inb4 second retaliation webcomic/ extreme butthurt post from close family
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