Off-Topic Discussion V.6 - Operation Top Toast (With butter) Edition
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[QUOTE=trifon;26447331]Needs more military speak
"Lieutenant leroy pulled out a map of the building they are infiltrating, red crosses marked some area with small areas of text lie scrufilly everywhere"
"Lieutenant leroy pulled out a pointer and pointed to one cross" "There are multiple snipers equiped the K98 with telescopic scopes, reconaissance missions indicate that the weakest area is this point" "Leroy then points to one of the crosses" "We are then to assasinate without detection anyone within Sector Alpha and Charlie, Sector Bravo is avoidable but we may have to re-route, We then have to take the MVP hostage blah blah blah"[/QUOTE]
That was great.
I'd post a WW2 story I wrote for English so you guys could see it, but it's boring as hell.
/sarcasm.
Sorry, I thought it would be blatantly obvious.
[editline]2nd December 2010[/editline]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1033395-Facepunch-Opens-An-Animal-Shelter[/url]
I has Minecraft now.
[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;26453898]/sarcasm.
Sorry, I thought it would be blatantly obvious.
[editline]2nd December 2010[/editline]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1033395-Facepunch-Opens-An-Animal-Shelter[/url][/QUOTE]
Sarcasm doesn't work over the internet, silly Kommy.
[QUOTE=trifon;26447331]Needs more military speak
"Lieutenant leroy pulled out a map of the building they are infiltrating, red crosses marked some area with small areas of text lie scrufilly everywhere"
"Lieutenant leroy pulled out a pointer and pointed to one cross" "There are multiple snipers equiped the K98 with telescopic scopes, reconaissance missions indicate that the weakest area is this point" "Leroy then points to one of the crosses" "We are then to assasinate without detection anyone within Sector Alpha and Charlie, Sector Bravo is avoidable but we may have to re-route, We then have to take the MVP hostage blah blah blah"[/QUOTE]
That's why modern action movies fucking suck.
3 guys are talking in a bar.
The first one says: I have the smallest head in the world!
The second one says: I have the smallest penis in the world!
The first one responds with: Lets go to the world records centre and look if its a world record!
The second one agrees, and they go to the world records centre.
Later the first guy walks out, and says: Yes! I have the smallest head in the world, OFFICIAL!
A while later the second guy walks out and says: WHO THE FUCK IS PVT. VAIN!?!? :v:
Nothing fucks a woman up more than stopping mid-rape, apologizing and telling her that you just aren't that into her
[QUOTE=Shadowcat123;26459953]Nothing fucks a woman up more than stopping mid-rape, apologizing and telling her that you just aren't that into her[/QUOTE]
Word's from the master himself.
[QUOTE=Shadowcat123;26459953]stopping mid-rape[/QUOTE]
Read that as 'Stopping mid-mind rape'
Fuck yes, my voice is so fucked up by the flu that I sound badass.
No school then either. \o
Hooray for my school being a total douche!
Hooray for bunking!
[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;26454441]I has Minecraft now.[/QUOTE]
I don't :frown:
He gave away my possible copy whilst I was asleep
[editline]3rd December 2010[/editline]
MoW anyone?
or killing floor
[QUOTE=tyanet;26460292]Read that as 'Stopping mid-mind rape'[/QUOTE]
As if "stopping mid-rape" isn't bad on its own
Someone has been reading too much TVTropes
Guys thinking about getting minecraft today.
Anything I should know about it?
Is it worth it in general?
[QUOTE=Jamesness2;26466454]Is it worth it in general?[/QUOTE]
Yes.
GOD FUCKING YES.
ADICITIVE AS FUCK
Help me.... :ohdear:
I don't play it any more :c
You should.
[QUOTE=Thereddragon;26467444]I don't play it any more :c[/QUOTE]
Sadly I don't seem to be either
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI[/url]
Love this
The cough is getting incredibly bad. I cough so hard that I have gag reflex. My throat already hurts like hell when I swallow.
Could be worse dude, long story but I got my chest muscles bruised so whenever I took a breath, it hurt like fuck. It was like this for two weeks. Though for the last few days it was just when I sneezed/coughed.
[editline]3rd December 2010[/editline]
And at the time, it was spring and I have hayfever, so I was sneezing a lot :v:
Then when I take these candy medicine the cough stops almost fully. God damn I'm buying more.
Yay for random teasers :D
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Boat rentals for lulz
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Bridge w/ canal
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House made bah rex
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Dno
He didnt really explain... yes Trifon is setting us up a minecraft sever after adding some bits
After the whole city is built plus the mine plus the railway plus the you know what
I need to fix my house D:
Oh I forgot pictures of the dock, Oh well it needs fixing anyways
Thought you went!
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Hello im just chilling out by here...
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