[QUOTE=Red_Eyes;21824335]Haha...
Actually the reason people hate furries is because they:
- Call it lifestyle, it's a fetish
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You're on the internet. Obviously you're addicted to the internet because you are here. Obviously because some people are addicted to the internet you must be.
Oh right, I'm generalizing. What's that thing you're doing again?
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you don't see other people using usernames or avatar pics. informing you they like bondage for example.[/QUOTE]
Goths, emos, sluts, gangsters, hipsters, stoners.
[QUOTE=Red_Eyes;21824335]Haha...
Actually the reason people hate furries is because an annoying minority:
- Call it lifestyle, it's a fetish
- Feel the need to shove in everyone's face the fact that they're into furry, you don't see other people using usernames or avatar pics. informing you they like bondage for example.[/QUOTE]
Fix'd
I miss riotdog. :frown:
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I do this all the god damn time.
I yawned, son of a bitch.
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I know this isn't funny, but you guys need to fucking read this
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I've had a ton of shitty jobs. And during the course of doing all those shitty jobs, I've compiled quite a few stories. The other day I decided to share one of those stories with my co-workers, and when I was finished, they looked at me disgusted for a few moments, and one of them said "That's messed up, dude. The world needs to know that."
When I was 19, a Hooters opened up two blocks from where I lived. My roommate and I needed a job, and also had penises, so we decided to apply as cooks there. It was basically us, and 8 hispanic guys that didn't speak a word of english, or have any clue what Hooters was. I know this because during our orientation, which was the ten of us and 75 girls, one of them leaned over to me and asked, "Why there is much pussy?" When I explained best I could that that was the theme of the restaurant, he turned to the other seven dudes, translated it into Spanish, and then collectively they all went, "Aaaah." Then there was silence for a second and then one of them went "estabien guey!" and they started high-fiving each other.
Anyway, about a few months into it, I realized that it wasn't that awesome of a job. Hooters is a lot like a Michael Bay movie. It's loud, everybody in it is stupid and you spend most of your time hoping you're going to see someone's titties...but you never do.
My job was to work the fryer. Basically I'd go get wings from the walk-in fridge, take them out front, batter them, flour them, then dump them in the fryer.
You may say this job was so easy a retarded person could do it. You have no idea how right you are, because the other "fryer" guy that worked alongside me had been hit by a car a few years before and was dropped off at our work by a special bus each day.
So one day I pull the wings out, and they're green and nasty, and smelled like a homeless dude that had (for some reason) rolled around in paprika. Sort of spicy and sour. So I go to throw them away and all of a sudden I hear, "WHOAAAA Buuuuuddddy. Watcha doin' J?" I turn around and it was my manager, who was actually a really good guy, but a stickler about food costs. So I go, "The wings are rotten," then I make the homeless comparison I just made to you, to him, and he goes, "Let me show you a little something I learned in trenches." He grabs a white bucket, like this one:
And he fills it with water, about half way. Then he dumps the rotten wings into the water. Then he looks at me and he goes, "Here's the magic." He grabs a bottle of bleach from the supply closet, and he pours a cap full of it, and dumps that cap into the water, with the wings. Then he grabs a wooden spoon and he stirs the wings, like a witch stirring a secret spell. Then he looks at me and goes "The bleach kills the smell, and then the fryer kills everything else." Then he went to the front, battered, fried, and served those wings.
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[U][B]shut the fuck up about furry shit, we get it, some people hate them, the rest don't give a fuck
[/B][/U]Also! Content!
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[QUOTE=Ban Evasion Alt;21824559]I yawned, son of a bitch.[/QUOTE]
your [I]post[/I] just made me yawn.
[QUOTE=NecronLord15;21824619]I know this isn't funny, but you guys need to fucking read this[/QUOTE]
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WHAT THE FUCK I'VE EATEN AT HOOTERS BEFORE OH FUCKING SHIT.
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[QUOTE=NecronLord15;21824619]I know this isn't funny, but you guys need to fucking read this[/QUOTE]
The manager is very dumb because bleach can kill people if ingested.
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;21824777]The manager is very dumb because bleach can kill people if ingested.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=pie_is_good;21824777]The manager is very dumb because bleach can kill people if ingested.[/QUOTE]
Not if the bleach becomes inert by being cooked in a deep fryer at 500+ degrees Fahrenheit
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[QUOTE=NecronLord15;21824808]Not if the bleach becomes inert by being cooked in a deep fryer at 500+ degrees Fahrenheit
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Still that is very concerning to me.
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;21824873]Still that is very concerning to me.[/QUOTE]
Oh how naive you are.
The riot dog picture in which he looks like he's dead is from two years ago.
[url]http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2010/may/06/greece-protest?picture=362290790[/url]
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[QUOTE=mysteryman;21824888]Oh how naive you are.[/QUOTE]
That's still a very valid concern though.
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I wonder what rating I'm gonna get for this post:
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