• How do you think you'll die?
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Illness, maybe cancer.
Probably from some kind of illness, like my asthma getting worse or something. Either that or suicide.
On my 88th birthday i'll fake my death. My children will be grown up, my elders will have nearly if not all perished, and any younger family will be awaiting my death any day. I will stockpile weapons, plot transportation routes and develop a plan to find every hated celebrity, released convict and waste of human resources i see fit in the time period. I will take out each and every one as i see fit, making sure to not fire on the pursuing officers, as they are simply doing their job. Once my list is completed to my liking i will go into hiding in the woods on a remote island in the south pacific, but before my departure i will travel to each corner of the united states leaving a single note providing 1/4th of a link of a website, with the link leaving an encrypted message left for the world to break. once broken it will disclose the coordinates of my location, and when they appear at my coordinates i will stand upon a boulder with my hands in the symbol of a cross, dressed like jesus, and tell them let he without sin cast the first stone, and then begin the beeping of my bomb. by this time, i will have devoted my final years to covering every square inch of the island in remotely controlled landmines, triggered to explode the second its timer ends. As my final test for the human race i will begin the timer, and immediately shoot myself in the head. when they run to my body, i will have a note in my pocket which reads "by the time you read this, they're gonna have to glue you back together.....IN HELL!". In this final moment, the entire island will detonate, with every single human in the vicinity, including my body, being blown to smithereens, the entire island disappearing off the face of the earth. haha lol jk
Wow this thread is full of suicidal people.
As stated in another thread before. I'll die for my king Stannis of the House Baratheon, First of his name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm and Lord of Dragonstone.
I will never die. The idea of me will live on forever, my body withering away, wrinkles taking over my gorgeous body, neither will make me weak. To the contrary - it makes me stronger. The more I live, the longer I will be alive.
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