• Why Breaking Dawn must be made into a movie
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I want to see Edward give a c-section with his teeeh, it would be hilariously stupid.
The stupidity is hilarious.
That seriously can't be the plot. It's just so incomprehensibly fucktarded. On the bright side i'm sure the mothers of every 14 year old bitch in the country will just love them going to see a movie so full of sex and pedophilia.
:suicide:
Meyer must either incredibly stupid, or a genius nobody can understand correctly.
Oh... snap.... :v: I wonder if they're even going to film this shit.
please god make this movie
Oh my god that sounds amazing. [editline]10:21PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Rediscover;19786641]I don't know why you guys are getting so worked up over a sex scene, or anything else its pg 13, all the good parts are going to suck because you wont be able to fucking see anything[/QUOTE] Dude. Dude. If they make it PG-13, it's literally going to be 1:30 of Edward snorkeling.
[quote]Breaking Dawn opens with Bella Swan, the lacteal heroine of the series, finally getting married to Edward Cullen, the mopey vampire hero. [b]They go off to honeymoon on Isle Esme, a Brazilian island the Cullen clan owns (this is already ridiculous beyond belief. Imagine a vampire going snorkeling; it basically happens in this book)[/b], and Edward is afraid to fuck his new bride. The reason: he's super strong and she's just a human - Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex type of situation here. But Bella wears him down and Edward throws it in her - and knocks her the fuck out, leaving her badly bruised.[/quote] Vampires? On my country? Shit.
Here is my theory: The author is in fact a troll, a very skilled one at that, she wrote the book built around an exploitable idea to a)ruin vampires and b) get a massive army of zombies. She managed to get both and she decided that after 3 books that were completely stupid, she decided to drop the bomb. This bomb is absurdity, and something so fucked up to kill the series not only makes people who originally hated her to laugh their asses off harder than they ever did, she also managed to show the stupidity of every twitard, sealing a good chunk of idiots out of the "desired genes" list. [editline]08:39PM[/editline] That, or the author is really stupid.
I want lasers and explosions and trans-existensial beings in this movie.
This is the hottest porno since Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I must see this But honestly those points aren't valid enough too not make a movie out of it still. Shit seems easy enough to cut out and censor out, I can see some obvious work arounds myself. I'm surprised they declined it..
[quote] I want to pull this out on its own: Jacob falls in love with a baby.[/quote] brb fandango
[img]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/230/twilightlol.jpg[/img] Oh boy!
I laughed my ass off at the Edward Snorkling part.
I remember hearing that Jacob also eats the uterus as it is shed. That'd be the crowning moment for me.
... hawt?
[QUOTE=40kplayer;19795267]I remember hearing that Jacob also eats the[b] uterus [/b]as it is shed. That'd be the crowning moment for me.[/QUOTE] uhh... :ohdear:
Apparently Edward threatens to commit suicide at some point? Isn't he already dead? [editline]10:00PM[/editline] (suddenly bullshit everywhere)
So, in a nutshell, a woman almost dies because of some vampire hellspawn she gives birth to while Edward is freaking out and has to rip out her [b]VAGINA[/b] with his teeth, and [b]DURING THIS[/b], a Native American werewolf falls in love with the demonic baby by imprinting himself onto the child. There are no words that can express what I am feeling right now.
Oh my fucking god, please tell me you just pulled this shit out of your ass and this isn't the story of an actual BOOK. No wonder they're shying away from filming it. Time for some grassroots movie lobbying!
Breaking Dawn? More like breaking space time continuum.
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;19793887]Meyer must either incredibly stupid, or a genius nobody can understand correctly.[/QUOTE] the former.
[QUOTE=CNN;19783822]I disagree tbh, they'll fuck it up[/QUOTE] how can they fuck up shit?
I've heard rumors that if they do film it, they won't hold back from the R rating. But secretly they'll be going to NC-17. But I'm in England so we'll have it become 18...
[quote] A werewolf falling in love with a baby. This is why Thomas Edison invented this shit in the first place. So we could see a werewolf fall in love with a baby.[/quote] Hahaha, fucking priceless.
Can anyone explain why anyone would write this? I mean a real psychologist that understands what the fuck is going on here.
i hope it's in 3D
I'd seriously consider watching this if they ever made it. Just to laugh at it relentlessly. Or be scared witless :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=GyroburnerV2;19790131]:argh: Being Human is good.[/QUOTE] If gratuitous.
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