Use some word other than "said". It gets really fucking repetitive.
[QUOTE=dragonhawk;23907871]I respect your opinions, just don't be so harsh
The idea i get from you guys ripping on my book is borat humping a computer[/QUOTE]
or if you'd rather i could post the whole f**king book right here
^-----Censored(my way)
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[QUOTE=Hackintosh;23907982]Use some word other than "said". It gets really fucking repetitive.[/QUOTE]
i can do that
[QUOTE=dragonhawk;23907871]I respect your opinions, just don't be so harsh
[/QUOTE]
uh, no you dont. I admit, I wasnt being the nicest, but others were constructively criticizing you, and you reported them
[QUOTE=dragonhawk;23907871]I respect your opinions, just don't be so harsh
The idea i get from you guys ripping on my book is borat humping a computer
[editline]08:57PM[/editline]
or if you'd rather i could post the whole f**king book right here[/QUOTE]
Do it. Then Trogdon wont have to download this piece of shit to do an audio reading of it.
Why is it all in text files?
Have you ever heard of open office?
oh course I agree with genuine opinions not criticism
Here's a genuine opinion
This book blows
[QUOTE=jjsullivan;23908012]Why is it all in text files?
Have you ever heard of open office?[/QUOTE]
I've heard of it I just like to use notepad because it has been used to program video games
[QUOTE=dragonhawk;23908035]I've heard of it I just like to use notepad because it has been used to program video games[/QUOTE]
What?
[QUOTE=Ninja Guy;23908032]Here's a genuine opinion
This book blows[/QUOTE]
that's not an opinion that's an insult lol
[QUOTE=TheDiddler;23908045]What?[/QUOTE]
You heard me
[QUOTE=dragonhawk;23908018]oh course I agree with genuine opinions not criticism[/QUOTE]
then what the hell is a criticism? A fake opinion?
yes
No, you're right, it's not an opinion
its a fact
[QUOTE=dragonhawk;23908035]I've heard of it I just like to use notepad because it has been used to program video games[/QUOTE]
What the fuck? That makes no sense at all. Coding is not writing a fucking story.
[QUOTE=dragonhawk;23908018]oh course I agree with genuine opinions not criticism[/QUOTE]
You aren't meant to agree with criticism, you're meant to take it into account and use it to improve your work.
[quote=ninja guy;23908077]no, you're right, it' not an opinion
its a fact[/quote]
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is a troll.
I am almost positive.
This thread is trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.
Or we're picking on a retarded kid with too much free time.
[QUOTE=dragonhawk;23908035]I've heard of it I just like to use notepad because it has been used to program video games[/QUOTE]
Game programmers do not use notepad, speaking as a smalltime developer I just use it to quickly preview files and not even that since windows 7 has a built-in preview.
For general programming I use notepad++, but both are not suited for word processing, actual word processing programs are.
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[QUOTE=TheDiddler;23908084]
Or we're picking on a retarded kid with too much free time.[/QUOTE]
That
please leave my author alone without him i would have no job to feed my family. that would be truely depressing
[QUOTE=dragonhawk;23907871]I respect your opinions, just don't be so harsh
The idea i get from you guys ripping on my book is borat humping a computer
[editline]08:57PM[/editline]
or if you'd rather i could post the whole f**king book right here[/QUOTE]
Why do you keep quoting yourself?
Reading this is generally very funny.
[QUOTE=dragonhawk;23908035]I've heard of it I just like to use notepad because it has been used to program video games[/QUOTE]
You gave it away. Obvious troll.
Alright men, pack up and let us move on out of here
Shitty bookloll
[QUOTE=dragonhawk;23907983]or if you'd rather i could post the whole f**king book right here
^-----Censored(my way)
[editline]09:00PM[/editline]
i can do that[/QUOTE]It's a good thing Facepunch doesn't have the Smartness system anymore, because I'm pretty sure you'd end up INSTABANNED if you were to post the entire "book" here.
[QUOTE=Trogdon;23908103]please leave my author alone without him i would have no job to feed my family. that would be truely depressing[/QUOTE]
you are amazing at doing adio books. If I ever wright my own book, I will pay you a whole $5 to narrate it, you will live like a king for the rest of your life.
Move on people leave this thread to pass away.
trogdon is actually a nice guy. however i'm not sure i should pay him lol
rated him super spells
[QUOTE=dragonhawk;23906765]i will post the first chapter here just to give you a taste of the story.
Chapter 1 North pole
setting: December 1, 2003;Northern polar Ice caps;polar base of genetic experimentation. 7:35 p.m.
"It appears subject one is coming to," said the first scientist. "Remarkable, we have tested weapons on him
and he regains consciousness, Doctor Rienhoff, you are a genius," said the second. "No time to congratulate me,
we still have to do some tests with his reflexes, and strength," said Dr. Reinhoff. "Doctor we have tested his
abilities already, without distractions he can catch a bullet coming towards him or regenerate quickly
if it hits him.'His body can even push out foreign objects before he regenerates.' As for strength he
can punch through a 12 foot thick titanium door." Proclaimed the second scientist. "Your name would be?"
"Oh sorry I'm Stevenson, sir," said Stevenson proudly. "Ah yes well let's attend to our large subject, oh and
please read his credentials my mind isn't what it used to be," Dr. Reinhoff said nonchalantly.
"Yes sir," Exclaimed Stevenson as he picked up a clipboard. "Alright, Subject one is an eight foot male with
a reinforced bone structure, medium tolerance for pain, excessive strength, reflexes that a cat would be
jealous of, regenerative atoms..." "He is a work of art," Said Dr. Reinhoff. As these men talked
"Subject one" looked himself over and noticed He was wearing Cargo pants, a camo shirt, and black boots.
He also noted that he was in a storage pod with a reflective surface in front of him. From there he judged
that he had brown eyes, short black hair, and a semi long face with no facial hair. "Truly he will be the
Shepard of our advances," said Dr. Reinhoff. Subject one enjoyed the words "truly" and "Shepard", with the fact
that he didn't remember his own name. He decided his name would be Truely, and for the heck of it he chose
Shepard as his last name. "Now lets give him a little more room to test his legs out," Dr. Reinhoff said as
he pushed a button. "Now I warn you Stevenson, he weighs several hundred pounds, that's why we built the
base beneath the ice." Truely took a step out of the pod, slightly stumbled then gained balance.
"Wonderful, absolutely wonderful," Dr. Reinhoff said in awe. "Can you speak?" Stevenson said to truely.
"Rather well actually, where am I?" Truely said confused."well you're in the P.B.G.E," Stevenson said.
"Huh?" Truely said even more confused. "It stands for Polar Base of Genetic Experimentation," Reinhoff added
"Big name, I liked the other one," Truely said. "Well then lets take you to the labs, We still need to test your
tolerance of low temperature," said Stevenson. "Very well I just hope there's food on this freaking base,"
Truely said before following the scientists.[/QUOTE]
Be respectful, guys, we're being graced by the presence of Nabokov's ghost.
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