• Fix Up! Look Sharp v9: Winged shoes don't make you look fly
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do you have autism?
So I was at h&m and uniqlo yesterday scavenging for cheap stuff that I can barely afford and found this jacket i like and i looked at the price tag and it said $5, so i was like wtf, went to the register and the guy's like opps that's supposed to say $50 but sold it to me for $5 anyways cause he hated working at h&m [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GjxxhTK.jpg[/IMG]
Nothing wrong with me beyond being legally deaf and blind. I suppose you guys could call me fashionally impaired though. I haven't exactly put much thought on this sort of stuff since I've always been overweight so function has always driven before any consideriation for looks.
Learning how to dress is pretty easy. Look at outfits you think look good on other people and dress similarly. The [URL="http://www.reddit.com/r/malefashionadvice/search?q=top+of+waywt&restrict_sr=on"]top of wayt threads on reddit mfa[/URL] are a good source usually.
[QUOTE=Major Helper;45865976]Nothing wrong with me beyond being legally deaf and blind. I suppose you guys could call me fashionally impaired though. I haven't exactly put much thought on this sort of stuff since I've always been overweight so function has always driven before any consideriation for looks.[/QUOTE] I feel bad calling you autistic if you're willing or taking an interest in keeping up appearances. If you're going to post in this thread and reject advice, then yeah. To keep it short the best thing you can do is observe what other people are wearing. Understated and humble celebrities are good to watch. Also for anyone interested I started another Fashion related tumblr [url]http://kvr0.tumblr.com[/url]
[QUOTE=Major Helper;45865976]Nothing wrong with me beyond being legally deaf and blind. I suppose you guys could call me fashionally impaired though. I haven't exactly put much thought on this sort of stuff since I've always been overweight so function has always driven before any consideriation for looks.[/QUOTE] your jeans are badly fitted, far too baggy, hideous colour, jumper tucked into jeans like that = no, cowboy hat? why? what's the point? it looks awful also dads leather jacket ain't great [editline]1st September 2014[/editline] also jeans and sheux [url]http://jeansandsheux.tumblr.com/[/url]
Ok, one more example, this time my current formal(ish) wear (from summer). How's this? [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/85244099/Public%20Images/P1020346crap.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Lilyo;45865878]So I was at h&m and uniqlo yesterday scavenging for cheap stuff that I can barely afford and found this jacket i like and i looked at the price tag and it said $5, so i was like wtf, went to the register and the guy's like opps that's supposed to say $50 but sold it to me for $5 anyways cause he hated working at h&m [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GjxxhTK.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Its nice, but i dont get the fascination with blokes wearing jeans tighter than a virgins asshole. Then wearing shoes that make your feel look huge (mainly because you have tight jeans on)
[QUOTE=MxOAgentJohnson;45866788]Its nice, but i dont get the fascination with blokes wearing jeans tighter than a virgins asshole. Then wearing shoes that make your feel look huge (mainly because you have tight jeans on)[/QUOTE] they're not tight in the slightest, they're just in a slim/skinny fit. you must buy pants that go with your body shape. if you have a skinny build, you would buy a skinny fit. if you're more of an in-between of a skinny or large build, buy slim. if you have thunder thighs, buy a regular and tapered fit. there's nothing wrong with the size of his shoes either.
[QUOTE=Lilyo;45865878]So I was at h&m and uniqlo yesterday scavenging for cheap stuff that I can barely afford and found this jacket i like and i looked at the price tag and it said $5, so i was like wtf, went to the register and the guy's like opps that's supposed to say $50 but sold it to me for $5 anyways cause he hated working at h&m [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GjxxhTK.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] You should consider changing from skinny to slim jeans. It will make a world of difference when wearing shoes like that. Your pants look ridiculous when paired with those shoes because it looks like you have a pair of socks on that go up to your waist. Other than that, the jacket is pretty nice. [QUOTE=Major Helper;45866313]Ok, one more example, this time my current formal(ish) wear (from summer). How's this? [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/85244099/Public%20Images/P1020346crap.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] You are going too hard on yourself for your weight, you aren't obese so don't let it change your fashion sense too much. Of course, your body shape and weight will determine what you look good wearing, but judging from this picture, you should be fine wearing most good looking clothes. You should never have hair like that, it is horrible. Don't wear blue jeans. Don't tuck them in. Don't wear dress shoes with jeans. Don't wear turtlenecks. DO NOT WEAR A COWBOY HAT.
They are slim, but h&m and uniqlo slim fit tapperd jeans are basically skinny. They hardly feel tight but they don't hang off the leg if that's what you mean, i feel more comfortable in more well fitting jeans. I think these are 31/34, maybe it just seems skinnier cause of the downwards angle.
[QUOTE=Major Helper;45866313]Ok, one more example, this time my current formal(ish) wear (from summer). How's this? [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/85244099/Public%20Images/P1020346crap.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I think this is the best picture out the ones you posted, which is saying something
[t]http://puu.sh/bhXZV/9138ce2be2.jpg[/t] edit: bought this coat for 3 dollars today, just trying to find out what the brand is. all I can read is co>something<to?
corto
[QUOTE=Kommodore;45868828]corto[/QUOTE] that's what I was thinking but nothing seems to come up except some italian comic. oh well, mustn't be a big brand or something then, might just be some kiwi thing.
I assume Coca Cola blasted them off the face of the earth
either i'm super scrawny or 510s can hardly be considered skinny jeans
Levis seem to run somewhat big, their skinnys fit me like other brands slims fit me.
American Apparel is bad and overpriced. I don't care if they don't use sweatshops or not
American Rags on the other hand are fuckin great
[QUOTE=Omilinon;45867001]they're not tight in the slightest, they're just in a slim/skinny fit. you must buy pants that go with your body shape. if you have a skinny build, you would buy a skinny fit. if you're more of an in-between of a skinny or large build, buy slim. if you have thunder thighs, buy a regular and tapered fit. there's nothing wrong with the size of his shoes either.[/QUOTE] nah dude those are tight as shit if i can see the angle of your knock-knees that means your jeans are too tight [editline]3rd September 2014[/editline] you're right that there's nothing wrong with his shoes, but they look like fucking clown shoes with those skintight cojones-crushers
What's everyone's opinion on jerseys? I like soccer and baseball jerseys a lot. I find other jerseys really hard to wear around.
don't do it just casually
just got this shirt [url]http://caliroots.com/our-legacy-40-s-shirt-overdyed-check-214350bdsodc/p/26000[/url] [img_thumb]http://pngcaliroots.cachefly.net/images/101038/medium.jpg[/img_thumb] really nice shirt.
My work requires me to wear all black so I bought: - All black Timberlands - Cheap Monday Black Skinny Jeans - Nike Swoosh Crewneck Sweatshirt - A black and A white unbranded ASOS tshirt.
aren't you gonna sweat wearing timberlands all day?
timberlands are so meh
[QUOTE=sp00ks;45891957]aren't you gonna sweat wearing timberlands all day?[/QUOTE] Probably, but we all have to make sacrifices. Plus I need boots and Timberlands are majestic. I might wear trainers if its unbearable
i dont understand why people are so into timbs they're literally the most clunky, drab-looking utilitarian boot out there
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;45893090]i dont understand why people are so into timbs they're literally the most clunky, drab-looking utilitarian boot out there[/QUOTE] Some people got clunky boots as a part of their "style" (Doc Martens, Timberland, etc)
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