• What's Your Most Cringe-Worthy Moment?
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When I was in either kindergarten or 1st grade I climbed on the lunch table, flung peas at everyone and sang 'Rocky Top'
That "edgy/emo phase" back in middle school sooo long ago.
This is a thing I have no idea why I did, maybe I had a stroke or some shit. So in freshman year of highschool there was this girl who was dressed up nice for something, not sure what. I wasn't into her and didn't really want a relationship or anything. I'm asexual for fuck's sake, I wasn't even physically attracted to girls/guys then and I still barely am. I complimented her and said she looked nice, she thanked me, and I joked "I ain't hitting' on you, you just look nice." and then I entered a loop of "But yeah you look good, but I'm not hitting on you, but I think that dress looks nice, but I'm not interested..." over and over for maybe like 3 minutes before I shut myself up. What should've been a passing "you look good" compliment turned into a storm of awkward. She never sat near me again. No fucking idea why I did that but I look back on that sometimes and just feel awkward as fuck. Why
My first time watching an Animation Domination High Definition short on Youtube. It's like watching a scary car crash in real life.
I got drunk and started fingering a girl on a dancefloor Nobody saw me but she wanted to take me home and i dont do ladies.
When I was 7, Clifford the Big Red Dog came to my classroom. I slapped his ass because I thought it was funny and I laughed about it and the teacher shouted at me. Dammit is this cringeworthy.
Me and my sister, when we were very very VERY little, once got angry at my dad, so we decided that [B]we would get married and have kids of our own[/B], and we would never say no to them. I think I need to vomit.
I once met a woman out clubbing before, (bearing in mind I was slaughtered) she told me she was 38 so I thought dayum son got me a solid 7/10 older woman here, fast forward 3 hours, we've chucked back god knows how many drinks and we proceed to travel back to hers for a little (a lot) of drunken sex, finish, pass out, wake up the next day, turn over expecting to see a solid 7/10, oh fuckin nah m8, 2/10, definitely not 38 but more 58, I grabbed my clothes, ran home and showered and forgot about the whole situation. fast forward two months and the same thing happens again with the same woman. I hate myself. The only picture I have from the first night.... [img]http://i.imgur.com/6Nihqgi.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;46620279]I once met a woman out clubbing before, (bearing in mind I was slaughtered) she told me she was 38 so I thought dayum son got me a solid 7/10 older woman here, fast forward 3 hours, we've chucked back god knows how many drinks and we proceed to travel back to hers for a little (a lot) of drunken sex, finish, pass out, wake up the next day, turn over expecting to see a solid 7/10, oh fuckin nah m8, 2/10, definitely not 38 but more 58, I grabbed my clothes, ran home and showered and forgot about the whole situation. fast forward two months and the same thing happens again with the same woman. I hate myself. The only picture I have from the first night.... [img]http://i.imgur.com/6Nihqgi.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] You sicken me.....
[QUOTE=greeley;46620899]You sicken me.....[/QUOTE] Can you please not judge me, thanks.
was with a girl pretended I had some condition where I would stare off into the distance with random winking in one eye she saw through it
[QUOTE=GentlemanLexi;46620964]was with a girl pretended I had some condition where I would stare off into the distance with random winking in one eye she saw through it[/QUOTE] I understand perfectly well how people sometimes spout random lies for no reason, but what on earth was going through your head there?
A lot of shit I posted here back when I was 9-13 Also I tried to pass this slow guy on the stairs earlier and tripped up them
Was in high school, thought this girl was going to touch my penis, we were making out and when I tried to take things to the next level by taking off her shirt, she stopped me. I then picked her up, carried her to my door and said "I've got to get ready for work." Another time I was in 9th grade, and this 10th grade girl who flirted with me all year, on the last day of school, when our class was about to end, she offered to give me a blowjob or more in the bathroom. I awkwardly said, "Naw, I don't want to be late for Spanish." Then, one of the first times I'd ever been high, I was at my job I'd had all through high school at Papa Johns. My manager knew I was super high right away, but I tried to play it cool. We had giant slices of salami for some new type of pizza and when I asked my manager to pass me them, I said "Hey, can you pass me those bologna coins?" He erupted with laughter and never let me live it down.
[QUOTE=outlawpickle;46624835]Was in high school, thought this girl was going to touch my penis, we were making out and when I tried to take things to the next level by taking off her shirt, she stopped me. [b]I then picked her up, carried her to my door[/b] and said "I've got to get ready for work."[/QUOTE] Did she not have any fucking legs or something
[QUOTE=Robman8908;46624884]Did she not have any fucking legs or something[/QUOTE] I don't know why I thought that was the best choice of action, the poor girl must've been so confused.
[QUOTE=outlawpickle;46624835] Another time I was in 9th grade, and this 10th grade girl who flirted with me all year, on the last day of school, when our class was about to end, she offered to give me a blowjob or more in the bathroom. I awkwardly said, "Naw, I don't want to be late for Spanish." [/QUOTE] Was she ugly?
[QUOTE=5/3/4/3;46625807]Was she ugly?[/QUOTE] No, just was intimidating since I'd never done anything more than a kiss in 9th grade and this girl would do things like press her tits against my arm in class, tell me she wasn't wearing panties, and plus I didn't want to do it in a school bathroom. Weird as shit. I ended up hooking up with her three years later though, and she even said right before going down on me, "You've been waiting for this, huh?" To which i actually burst out laughing because it was such a cheesy line right out of a porn.
I once forgot how to count the correct change for a customer in line... And when I make a mistake under pressure, it gets WORSE and I made a complete fool out of myself because out of all customers I got to check out-- this one was a bank teller.
this one time during an assembly way back 8th grade, with me and my class sitting at the very top section of the bleachers, i popped a random boner, which sucked because my pants were tight as fuck and constricting it, and it felt uncomfortable. my plan was to reach into my pants and tuck it up towards my belt to make it stop hurting/feeling uncomfortable. well, when no one in my immediate area was looking, i did it, but these two dudes sitting on the end of another set of bleachers at a 90 degree angle to my right, about ~35 feet away from me saw me, and laughed their asses off i felt like digging my own grave afterwards
[QUOTE=5/3/4/3;46625897]this one time during an assembly way back 8th grade, with me and my class sitting at the very top section of the bleachers, i popped a random boner, which sucked because my pants were tight as fuck and constricting it, and it felt uncomfortable. my plan was to reach into my pants and tuck it up towards my belt to make it stop hurting/feeling uncomfortable. well, when no one in my immediate area was looking, i did it, but these two dudes sitting on the end of another set of bleachers at a 90 degree angle to my right, about ~35 feet away from me saw me, and laughed their asses off i felt like digging my own grave afterwards[/QUOTE] They're the ones looking at your boner. That reminds me of these two Mexican dudes in my high school who apparently found it funny to flash their dicks to each other during class. I found out because one day I looked over and one of them had his dick stretched out to the max like he was uprooting a weed clenched in his fist. They laughed... I didn't know what to think and tried to laugh it off.
[QUOTE=Jarokwa;46612707]I sometimes make one-liners irl. Too many cringeworthy ones to write down.[/QUOTE] [I]"Now the flowers will grow."[/I]
Emo/goth/black clothing phase in middle school Made a virtual airline in ROBLOX Had a brainfart just recently and asked one of my friends if cows shat I was tired and skipped coffee that day, was confused because I was thinking about how they just keep chewing shit or whatever Tried to explain my ignorance with "Well, do you live on a boat? Are you a boat conductor?" I.e. I wouldn't live on a farm, how would I know if cows shit or not?
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