[QUOTE=Wakka V2;17940522]If a woman flits with you, she's a whore.[/QUOTE]
:v:
Be polite at all costs, never impose yourself on anyone.
If you feel awkward, the other person does too, so stop talking and go away.
No one wants to hear you talk, so be quiet, listen and learn.
Lying only leads to more lying. Just tell the truth and get it over with.
There are no straight males who want to associate with a faggot like me, so don't embarrass them by trying to talk with them.
Maturity is true masculinity, and being able to say you are sorry is the most mature thing you can do.
Sex is absolutely meaningless without love.
Gay pride is not an excuse to be annoying.
Be a good example of what you think is the Christian way of life.
If anyone attacks you for your beliefs, listen to their opinion, they might have a valid point.
Last but not least:
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Sacrifice at least 10,000 humans daily.
I'm a devout beliver in the Aztec sun god.
Feign ignorance
Feign memory loss
Question every theory, every decision, every law, and basically everything. Use logic to dictate what's bullshit and what's not.
Enjoy the little things.
[b]No fat chicks[/b]
[b]Family comes before everything[/b]
[b]Love her unconditionally[/b]
[b]Don't get the blue hotdog ever again[/b]
[B]C&R, Always! No exeptions.[/B]
Don't try to be anyone but yourself.
Good can come from everything
Always look on the bright side of life
"chill"
Always post something original, and never post a over-used quote from a game/movie/song.
thank you.
Don't physically hurt anyone.
Always post something original, and never post a over-used quote from a game/movie/song.
thank you.
1.[b]LIFE ISN'T FAIR[/b]
2. Think before you speak
3. If you leave change in my room, it becomes A soda.
4. If you sleep over, and steal anything from me, expect a brick through your window.
5. If you live within 5 blocks of me, I am required by law to tell you I am a sex offender. (I'm kidding!!!)
6. If you lie, and you are caught in a lie, blame it on insanity.
7. I>You. No exceptions.
8. Friends are a weakness.
10. If the cops come 'a knockin, the hard drive goes out the back window.
11. You didn't realize I skipped rule 9.
12. You are now checking.
13. Never get on a band-wagon. EVER.
You can't have your cake and it eat, too.
[QUOTE=Bulmer;17941553]Always post something original, and never post a over-used quote from a game/movie/song.
thank you.[/QUOTE]
oh well done, sir.
Find the best way to enjoy life to the fullest for now and later in life.
Everyone is stupid until proven otherwise.
Never take out my problems on someone else.
Be kind, I'm not the only one in the world.
Rather than bore family or friends to death with it, whine to the Internet about personal problems.
No matter what, just remember everyone is out for their own personal gain.
Why embrace tomorrow when still living today? (Don't think ahead, think of the matters at hand)
Half the stuff in school that we learn will actually be used. (Almost none of it is math either, except bills)
Don't hurt people mentally, even if they hurt you (physically, hell if someone punches me they're going down).
Think. Use your brain, question everything.
Be considerate to other people.
Pain is weakness leaving your body.
If Jesus can do it, So can you.
Shit happens. Deal with it and move on.
Be polite for yourself, not for the sake of others.
Fun can be had anyday.
You don't have to be a dick to anyone.
You have to pay respect to women, no exceptions.
You don't have to do it, if it isn't necessary.
[QUOTE=Paravin;17943577]You don't have to be a dick to anyone.
[B]You have to pay respect to women, no exceptions.[/B]
You don't have to do it, if it isn't necessary.[/QUOTE]
Bitch hits me and means it I'm going to hit back, if I hate her.
Shit happens.
Do your best.
Love.
Be loved.
[B]Live life when you can, but know your responsibilities.[/B]
[B]Shit happens[/B]
ninja
[b]If there is already rubbish on the ground, it is ok to put stuff next to it[/b]
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