• The Rules you Live By
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[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;17937205]The idea is simple: Post the rules or beliefs that you adhere to and live by. Here are a few of mine: Everybody lies, no exceptions. If you screw up, blame it on the guy next to you. [b]Always carry a condom, just in case.[/b] There is no Cow Level. Dr. Pepper is the drink of Gods, not Mtn Dew. Your turn Facepunch.[/QUOTE] I disagree, it could be perceived in the wrong way. The extra 5 minutes taken to go to Tescos is not much of a sacrifice.
If it exists... [editline]06:34PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Paravin;17943577]You have to pay respect to women, no exceptions.[/QUOTE] I disagree. I would never pay any more respect to a person just because they're a woman. I do respect women, but no more than I would respect an equivalent man.
You can't take it to your grave with you. Do something about it. Live life as best you can, because you don't know when it'll be taken away from you.
haters gonna hate
[b]Eat. Fuck. Kill.[/b] [img]http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eat-fuck-kill.jpg[/img] Also this: [img]http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fuck-stock-market-blokers.jpg[/img]
[b]"I swear by my life, and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."[/b]
[B]When god gives you lemons, it's about time to find a new one.[/B]
Don't start shit, there won't be shit. But, if you do start shit, Dave's gonna have to choke a bitch.
Do your best and take what you get.
Carry a plectrum wherever you go; you never know when your guitar-playing skills or lack thereof might come in handy. Work with what you've got or can easily get Don't complain without real reason
Cardio Beware of Bathrooms Seatbelts Doubletap No Attachments Travel in a Group Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand Kill with Efficiency Be Quiet Know Your Way out! Don't Be a Hero Limber Up Blend in Find The Right Shelter Zombies cant Climb Be ruthless God Bless Rednecks No Drinking Check the Back Seat. Enjoy the Little Things
[QUOTE=:smug:;17944991][QUOTE=Madman_Andre;17937205]The idea is simple: Post the rules or beliefs that you adhere to and live by. Here are a few of mine: Everybody lies, no exceptions. If you screw up, blame it on the guy next to you. [b]Always carry a condom, just in case.[/b] There is no Cow Level. Dr. Pepper is the drink of Gods, not Mtn Dew. Your turn Facepunch.[/QUOTE] I disagree, it could be perceived in the wrong way. The extra 5 minutes taken to go to Tescos is not much of a sacrifice.[/QUOTE] its not like youre flaunting it around and saying "hey fucker look at this condom" and if a chick is like "oh fuck me now" i dont think youll want to reply "why of course honey, right after i drive to the store which will take a minimum of 10 minutes" that would be a lose/lose situation
[QUOTE=610925;17939554]No real rules, Just to make sure this never happens to me [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh6oGwOMVeY[/media][/QUOTE] That happened to me yesterday. I was intrigued to see what would happen if i let go of my logical portion of my brain, unfortunately i also let go of the bit that remembers anything, i remember being in a club, then i remember being sick outside, then i remember being home. What was in between was a mystery. 1. Knowledge is everything, take in everything and reject no new information. 2. Be kind, don't be annoying. You don't have to be stupid to be cool (my above story was for my benefit, not anyone elses).
"when life gives you lemons, throw them at cars!"
Shoot as much as you can when a enemy shows up Speed,I AM SPEED Fuck the speed limit
Go to the light
never play smoke on the water, stairway or back in black in a guitar shop. Break a leg grants the subject good luck in any performance. so tell then to get aids and die of rabies.
1)If its not in front of you, its not your problem(also my strategy in l4d) 2)Be ready 3)Trust nobody, the less friends the less chance to experience misery
Be nice and multitasking. [editline]11:24PM[/editline] [QUOTE=benzinxrm;17949844] 3)Trust nobody, the less friends the less chance to experience misery[/QUOTE] This sounds like an excuse for nobody liking you because you're a freak.
treat people equally trust no one women are crazy stay calm
eh. Why bother?
[b]This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name![/b] :c00l: that quote doesn't work during sex though because they never remember my name stupid prostitutes
Everybody gets a chance but only [b]ONE[/b]
Also forgive but don't forget.
Try not to die.
If you can't: Fuck it, Smoke it, Or drink it, You don't need it.
[QUOTE=Van-man;17950214]If you can't: Fuck it, Smoke it, Or drink it, You don't need it.[/QUOTE] You cant fuck a brain smoke a brain or drink a brain so you dont need it I gave you a funny. xd
[QUOTE=lum1naire;17950243]You cant fuck a brain smoke a brain or drink a brain so you dont need it I gave you a funny. xd[/QUOTE] You can fuck a brain....and drink a brain just put it in a blender.
Don't fart around at school with friends, it makes you distracted. Drive 10mph above the speed limit unless authorities are near. Hit anyone who drinks my coke. Be relaxed. Tell the truth. Learn from mistakes. Scream "fuck" as loud as I can while nobody is home.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;17950243]You cant fuck a brain smoke a brain or drink a brain so you don't need it[/QUOTE] One less thing to go bad.
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