[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;17937205]The idea is simple: Post the rules or beliefs that you adhere to and live by.
Here are a few of mine:
Everybody lies, no exceptions.
If you screw up, blame it on the guy next to you.
[b]Always carry a condom, just in case.[/b]
There is no Cow Level.
Dr. Pepper is the drink of Gods, not Mtn Dew.
Your turn Facepunch.[/QUOTE]
I disagree, it could be perceived in the wrong way. The extra 5 minutes taken to go to Tescos is not much of a sacrifice.
If it exists...
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[QUOTE=Paravin;17943577]You have to pay respect to women, no exceptions.[/QUOTE]
I disagree. I would never pay any more respect to a person just because they're a woman. I do respect women, but no more than I would respect an equivalent man.
You can't take it to your grave with you.
Do something about it.
Live life as best you can, because you don't know when it'll be taken away from you.
haters gonna hate
[b]Eat.
Fuck.
Kill.[/b]
[img]http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eat-fuck-kill.jpg[/img]
Also this:
[img]http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fuck-stock-market-blokers.jpg[/img]
[b]"I swear by my life, and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."[/b]
[B]When god gives you lemons, it's about time to find a new one.[/B]
Don't start shit, there won't be shit. But, if you do start shit, Dave's gonna have to choke a bitch.
Do your best and take what you get.
Carry a plectrum wherever you go; you never know when your guitar-playing skills or lack thereof might come in handy.
Work with what you've got or can easily get
Don't complain without real reason
Cardio
Beware of Bathrooms
Seatbelts
Doubletap
No Attachments
Travel in a Group
Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand
Kill with Efficiency
Be Quiet
Know Your Way out!
Don't Be a Hero
Limber Up
Blend in
Find The Right Shelter
Zombies cant Climb
Be ruthless
God Bless Rednecks
No Drinking
Check the Back Seat.
Enjoy the Little Things
[QUOTE=:smug:;17944991][QUOTE=Madman_Andre;17937205]The idea is simple: Post the rules or beliefs that you adhere to and live by.
Here are a few of mine:
Everybody lies, no exceptions.
If you screw up, blame it on the guy next to you.
[b]Always carry a condom, just in case.[/b]
There is no Cow Level.
Dr. Pepper is the drink of Gods, not Mtn Dew.
Your turn Facepunch.[/QUOTE]
I disagree, it could be perceived in the wrong way. The extra 5 minutes taken to go to Tescos is not much of a sacrifice.[/QUOTE]
its not like youre flaunting it around and saying "hey fucker look at this condom"
and if a chick is like "oh fuck me now" i dont think youll want to reply "why of course honey, right after i drive to the store which will take a minimum of 10 minutes"
that would be a lose/lose situation
[QUOTE=610925;17939554]No real rules, Just to make sure this never happens to me
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh6oGwOMVeY[/media][/QUOTE]
That happened to me yesterday. I was intrigued to see what would happen if i let go of my logical portion of my brain, unfortunately i also let go of the bit that remembers anything, i remember being in a club, then i remember being sick outside, then i remember being home. What was in between was a mystery.
1. Knowledge is everything, take in everything and reject no new information.
2. Be kind, don't be annoying. You don't have to be stupid to be cool (my above story was for my benefit, not anyone elses).
"when life gives you lemons, throw them at cars!"
Shoot as much as you can when a enemy shows up
Speed,I AM SPEED
Fuck the speed limit
Go to the light
never play smoke on the water, stairway or back in black in a guitar shop.
Break a leg grants the subject good luck in any performance.
so tell then to get aids and die of rabies.
1)If its not in front of you, its not your problem(also my strategy in l4d)
2)Be ready
3)Trust nobody, the less friends the less chance to experience misery
Be nice and multitasking.
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[QUOTE=benzinxrm;17949844]
3)Trust nobody, the less friends the less chance to experience misery[/QUOTE]
This sounds like an excuse for nobody liking you because you're a freak.
treat people equally
trust no one
women are crazy
stay calm
eh. Why bother?
[b]This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name![/b]
:c00l:
that quote doesn't work during sex though because they never remember my name stupid prostitutes
Everybody gets a chance but only [b]ONE[/b]
Also forgive but don't forget.
Try not to die.
If you can't:
Fuck it,
Smoke it,
Or drink it,
You don't need it.
[QUOTE=Van-man;17950214]If you can't:
Fuck it,
Smoke it,
Or drink it,
You don't need it.[/QUOTE]
You cant fuck a brain smoke a brain or drink a brain
so you dont need it
I gave you a funny. xd
[QUOTE=lum1naire;17950243]You cant fuck a brain smoke a brain or drink a brain
so you dont need it
I gave you a funny. xd[/QUOTE]
You can fuck a brain....and drink a brain just put it in a blender.
Don't fart around at school with friends, it makes you distracted.
Drive 10mph above the speed limit unless authorities are near.
Hit anyone who drinks my coke.
Be relaxed.
Tell the truth.
Learn from mistakes.
Scream "fuck" as loud as I can while nobody is home.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;17950243]You cant fuck a brain smoke a brain or drink a brain
so you don't need it[/QUOTE]
One less thing to go bad.
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