• The Rules you Live By
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[QUOTE=WoodenSpoon;17950363]Don't fart around at school with friends, it makes you distracted. [b]Drive 10mph above the speed limit unless authorities are near. [/b] Hit anyone who drinks my coke. Be relaxed. Tell the truth. Learn from mistakes. Scream "fuck" as loud as I can while nobody is home.[/QUOTE] Same driving rule, except 5 mph for me.
Never argue with a bitch.
smoke weed erry day. 420 24/7/365
Never ever take a flaming shot [i]again[/i].
[b]Use every loophole, every misword, every path to deter your parents' unwanted control over you.[/b]
[QUOTE=lum1naire;17950062][b]This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name![/b] :c00l: that quote doesn't work during sex though because they never remember my name stupid prostitutes[/QUOTE] You managed to make me hate Fort Minor, thanks. I live by rules 1 & 2.
Life is like a dick, when it gets hard...[i][b]fuck[/b][/i] it!
Always respect a lady. If she acts like a lady. Double tap. Beware of bathrooms. Check the back seat. Always have a way out. Enjoy the little things. Question [b]EVERYTHING[/b] Be a good example of a Christian. My religion is MY religion. Only share if asked. Dont yell back at people trying to start a fight. Just ignore the people you want to punch. Hold the door open for people. Be respectful. Be respectful of the dead. Scrape the barrel after every time with a file. Reload as much as possible.
Over analyze everything until you strain yourself and be polite and do not masturbate with the door open while facing the door A mistake you can't make twice
What you think is happening and what is actually happening are two very, very different things. Everyone has a side to them you don't know about. All social workers are jerks. Someone will always disagree with even the greatest ideas. Everyone thinks they can run a country. Fanta is the greatest drink ever. Question everything. Gain information on everything that's going on around you. Time cant be wasted. Stand by your opinions. etc.
[QUOTE=D0C H.;18021202]Always respect a lady. If she acts like a lady. Double tap. Beware of bathrooms. Check the back seat. Always have a way out. Enjoy the little things. [highlight]Question [b]EVERYTHING[/b] Be a good example of a Christian.[/highlight] My religion is MY religion. Only share if asked. Dont yell back at people trying to start a fight. Just ignore the people you want to punch. Hold the door open for people. Be respectful. Be respectful of the dead. Scrape the barrel after every time with a file.[/QUOTE] does not compute
[QUOTE=Faren;18021404]does not compute[/QUOTE] oh wow lol
How. Doesn't change the fact that I'm a Christian, or that I question everything.
1. Never bring up issues of Religion 2. Politics are not relevant to a 16-year old
[QUOTE=D0C H.;18021475]How. Doesn't change the fact that I'm a Christian, or that I question everything.[/QUOTE] [B]Faith[/B] [I]Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence.[/I] Do you think it's a coincidence that faith is used as a synonym for religion?
[B][I]Stay away from the Daily Mail[/I][/B]
Ignorant people, bigots, racists, and other idiots should be outlawed. Patriotism is not my thing. A country is just a piece of land, and if shit hits the fan, I'm moving to another piece of land. A piece of property is not worth dying for. Stand by your opinions. White lies are a sign of weakness. If you don't shove your religion in my face, I won't push my atheism in yours. Conscripted armies are slavery. If anyone hits me, be it a male or a female, I'm not going to turn the other cheek. Smokers shouldn't be assholes about it. Don't smoke near non-smokers unless they're okay with it. As long as you don't cause any harm to other people or property, you can do any drug you want.
[B]Death before dishonor. Family before all else. Never make a complicated plan. The fewer details the better, less goes wrong that way. Always carry a knife. Never trust too much. Prepare for the worst, hope for the best. You can never have enough tools. Never judge someone on a first impression.[/B] There's more, but I don't feel like posting them.
ule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do you see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending? Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better then going into a bathroom, small closet or any other small room with only one way in or out. Only thing stupider to go into then a bathroom is a movie theater. Lots of places to run around before you get eaten. Rule 3: Seatbelts: Its a safe bet unless your a complete dumb dumb ( see rule #7 ) your not going to be hoofing it on foot in the event of a zombie outbreak. So when travelling on four wheels wear your seat belt. Nothing worse then finding yourself ejected out of your car into the loving and oh so hungry arms of zombies. Rule 4: Doubletap: Carrying a gun is a great idea but it should never be your primary weapon. When you do end up using it for that last minute 'oh shit' moment remember to double tap. Its an emergency and thats why your using it and not your cricket bat so why skimp? One bullet more in the head will go a long way to ensuring your survival. Rule 5: No Attachments: This is a tough one but you can not have attachments. If you got kids or a wife your less likely to survive then the gal or guy who has no attachments and nothing slowing him or her down. Or worse yet making bonehead decisions like 'going back into the room' Rule 6: Travel in a Group: The best way to increase your odds of survival when travelling in a zombie outbreak is to make sure your a traveling buffet. Going it alone gives the zombies no choices but to eat you. Going it with the old man with the limp, the little kid who cant run and the middle aged woman with the plastic leg gives the zombies more options and you better odds you can run away faster then they can. Probably some of those
If she doesn't put out on the first date, say "My dates have an hour and a half limit, so this is technically our second date." [editline]09:24PM[/editline] [QUOTE=D0C H.;18021202]Question [b]EVERYTHING[/b][/QUOTE] Why?
[QUOTE=lum1naire;17950062][b]This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name![/b] :c00l: that quote doesn't work during sex though because they never remember my name stupid prostitutes[/QUOTE] Fuck dude with 50% pain I don't think they want to remember your name
[B]1)[/B] Faith (as in belief without/despite evidence) is a [highlight]bad[/highlight] thing. [B]2)[/B] Be polite until you are given reason to be otherwise. [B]3)[/B] Always have a reason for what you think. Understand your beliefs and opinions. That way, when you debate/argue about them, you're arguing with reason instead of just saying, [B]"No, I'M RIGHT!"[/B] [B]4)[/B] Never force your opinions/beliefs on a child. It is often even better to simply not tell them your beliefs until they have decided for themselves (This is what my parents did. I honestly didn't even know my parents were atheists until I decided for myself that I was). [B]5)[/B] Will is everything in life. [B]6)[/B] The most you should do when it comes to convincing others is show them the reasoning behind what you are trying to convince them of, explain anything they don't understand and then hope that they see it from your perspective. If they don't, move on.
1. Why fight when you can argue. 2. Got a problem with me, tell me why 3. If you don't like me, leave me alone 4. I'll kick your ass if you try anything
[QUOTE=Gurant;18022407]1. Why fight when you can argue. 2. Got a problem with me, tell me why 3. If you don't like me, leave me alone 4. I'll kick your ass if you try anything[/QUOTE] This! This! This! And this. Respect others, if they respect you.
I have no rules, nor limits. I'm a frickin' batman!
Never play another man's game.
[QUOTE=Faren;18021965][B]Faith[/B] [I]Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence.[/I] Do you think it's a coincidence that faith is used as a synonym for religion?[/QUOTE] I have decided that I believe a God exist. And have decided that Christianity is the best choice for me. As opposed to other religions. [QUOTE=Hamushka11;18022216] [QUOTE=D0C H.;18021202] Question [b]EVERYTHING[/b] [/QUOTE] Why?[/QUOTE] Because its better to question everything and take a bit more time to do so. than to not questoin things and miss something important once.
[b]Over-analyse everything. Worry about the smallest thing. Procrastinate like a mad cunt.[/b] I really wish they were different, but its just how I am.
Reload after every shot.
[b]Aim big. What's the point without ambitions?[/b]
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