[B]Always be suspicious against Lithuania, Greenpeace, America, Christianity, and so on. And clowns.[/B]
Always have a way to take someone down if they turn
All the rules to zombieland.
Double tap the most.
Set your sights high.
Put your best foot forward.
And give it your best shot.
Question everything.
Smile, be happy.
Always focus on the positive in life, if you focus on the negative, it will happen.
Trust only few females.
Always try and hone your skills.
[b]No matter how old they are; if they want sex, you give it.[/b]
[QUOTE]
[B]
There is no Cow Level.
[/B]
[QUOTE]
*GASP*
Never [B]EVER[/B] trust a man in a tunic.
As long as I do not piss off any of the Nordic gods things will end up fine for me.
1. Stay away from Republicans. All of them.
2. Be ready for another Republican president.
3. Stay the fuck away from deep places in the ocean
4. If you see a seagull/dove...kick it
5. Never, when I say never I mean Never..listen to anything new techno related. Classic Rock never dies.
6. Classic Rock never dies.
7. Lather, rinse and repeat
8. If you lose the game, kill the person nearest to you
9. Never think outloud, people will think you are crezeh
10. Your keyboard is Not indestructible!!
My rules. My bible is a large book filled with useless letters. So..my bible is just like the original Bible.
[QUOTE=TheIceman;18082247]1. Stay away from Republicans. All of them.
2. Be ready for another Republican president.
3. Stay the fuck away from deep places in the ocean
4. If you see a seagull/dove...kick it
5. Never, when I say never I mean Never..listen to anything new techno related. Classic Rock never dies.
6. Classic Rock never dies.
7. Lather, rinse and repeat
8. If you lose the game, kill the person nearest to you
9. Never think outloud, people will think you are crezeh
10. Your keyboard is Not indestructible!!
My rules. My bible is a large book filled with useless letters. So..my bible is just like the original Bible.[/QUOTE]
Agreed and a half.
Whatever you do, there is always a consequence,
But life is there to be lived,
Hold you head high and your spirits will follow,
The right thing is not necessarily what you might want to do
First ones that enter my mind.
[b]lIVE TO WIN, TILL YOU DIE![/b]
Women have a much lower pain threshold than men simply because they want attention. Don't hurt women.
You are always being influenced by something that you are influencing.
Don't be an asshole.
Don't start any fights, but if some asshole starts one, don't hold back.
[QUOTE=D0C H.;18029388]I have decided that I believe a God exist. And have decided that Christianity is the best choice for me. As opposed to other religions.
Because its better to question everything and take a bit more time to do so. than to not questoin things and miss something important once.[/QUOTE]
Huh? What does that have to do with what I said?
Sleep a little fucking more.
The day you judge yourself by someone else's standards is the day you ARE someone else.
don't type up your personal statement today. do it tomorrow. you have loads of time...
fuuuuuuuck
[b]Always watch your back.
When you're being harassed, you usually can't count on the authorities for shit.
Be cautious, you never know who'll stab you in the back.
Si vis pacem, para bellum. = If you want peace, prepare for war.
NEVER start a fight. But if your opponent hits you, make them sorry they even THOUGHT about it.[/b]
If it ain't broke, accidentally break it.
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
If there is software for sale there is a better open source version of it.
[b]Banana mags for when I'm serious.
Drum mags for when I'm fucking pissed.[/b]
Aim for 9 hours of sleep! It probably turns out as 8 but that's a reasonable amount.
Do what you're good at
Shoot for the stars
Be nice
If not, chill and have a cookie
Don't tell anyone about kid who lives in the basement
[B][I]Never back down on an argument, especially when you know you are correct[/I][/B]
The best things are usually found in small places.
Forget Money, Go for POWER!
Does it affect you in any way? If no, forget about it, If yes, then you deal with the problem.
A fap a day, keeps ridiculous boners away.
I lied though.
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