Every so often I think to myself, "If I had never started masturbating, I probably wouldn't constantly do it now"
But then I think, "Life would have sucked without a good fap every now and again."
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;25428555]They all got out alive, and none of them suffered any great harm.
Ergo: It totally is. :downs:[/QUOTE]
no it isnt.
let me shot you and let you survive, and see if thats something to joke about it
[QUOTE=Ordinanoes;25428605]no it isnt.
let me shot you and let you survive, and see if thats something to joke about it[/QUOTE]
what?
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;25428495]What are you talking about?
If your English was "more comprehensible" then his, you'd be talking in some regular [b]old English[/b] rather then using a thesaurus to make your words sound bigger and fancier.[/QUOTE]
HWÆT, WE GAR-DEna in geardagum,
þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!
oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
monegum mægþum meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas, syððanærest wearð
feasceaft funden; he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þah,
oð þæt him æghwylc ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan; þæt wæs god cyning!
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;25428707][img_thumb]http://imgur.com/CI94O.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
100% what i expected
OP realized he lost the game and now he went back t his parent's basement.
Thread is over, go back to fapping.
Masturbation killed my father.
And raped my mother.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;25428817]Masturbation killed my father.
And raped my mother.[/QUOTE]
stabbed your dad with your dick while fucking your mother?
how?
[QUOTE=Autumn;25428142]i think becoming addicted to masturbation is pretty uncommon...[/QUOTE]
Fuck.
Ah fuck. Now what do I do with my newly purchased, un-used fleshlite puma swede? I guess I'll just throw it away.......
If masturbation is any drug it's Marijuana, not cocaine.
Feels good man.
[QUOTE=ytr191;25427564]Your hiding something from your family[/QUOTE]
Hey genius,
It's not your fault that you are hiding it, it's [i]their[/i] fault for making you hide it and ignoring that it's normal. Hell, they probably even know that you masturbate, it's just that you don't know that they know it(they're your family, for fuck's sake).
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;25428707][img_thumb]http://imgur.com/CI94O.png[/img_thumb]
lol[/QUOTE]
It all makes sense now.
Excessive masturbation can reduce your ability to get a proper erection, but that's only when you have a bat like three times daily
-Only risk I've ever seen backed up with studies as well
"It is illegal for Minors to look at porn."
How is this a side effect?
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;25429038]Hey genius,
It's not your fault that you are hiding it, it's [i]their[/i] fault for making you hide it and ignoring that it's normal. Hell, they probably even know that you masturbate, it's just that you don't know that they know it(they're your family, for fuck's sake).[/QUOTE]
You ever have your parents tell you to bring a condom on your first date? Granted it's a reasonable thing to discuss, but like getting caught wanking, it's VERY FUCKING AWKWARD, and you're probably gonna want to steer clear of discussing that sort of thing with your parents.
[I]"Your a Pervert
Your hiding something from your family
It can be addicting
Frequent masturbation is now linked to increased prostate cancer risk in young males
It is illegal for Minors to look at porn. "[/I]
[b]BULLSHIT TO ALL OF IT [/b]
OP is a christian faggot posting the dangers of masturbation on Facepunch, a place fairly full of atheists and a bit less agnostics.
Good job. Learn your place, ignorant fuck.
[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;25427720]Masturbating lowers your chances of developing prostate cancer, along with [b]increasing length/width.[/b][/QUOTE]
oh yeah :pervert:
what's the bad side to breathing o great smart one
[QUOTE=Pappa Smurf;25429149]"It is illegal for Minors to look at porn."
How is this a side effect?[/QUOTE]
Clearly a Swat team will break down your door and arrest you. 20 years in jail is a bad childhood :(
[QUOTE=ytr191;25427564]
Frequent masturbation is now linked to increased prostate cancer risk in young males
[/QUOTE]
My friends dad died because of [highlight][u][i][b]not[/b][/i][/u][/highlight] masturbating.
if my friends dad masturbated then he wouldn't have died.
OP is full of bullshit
[QUOTE=tehperzon;25431798]My friends dad died because of [highlight][u][i][b]not[/b][/i][/u][/highlight] masturbating.
if my friends dad masturbated then he wouldn't have died.
OP is full of bullshit[/QUOTE]
Actually intrigued if this is true. More info?
[QUOTE=Blockjuice II;25431831]Actually intrigued if this is true. More info?[/QUOTE]
this happened last year in november.his dad is religious and didn't masturbate my friend said.His dad had been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer or prostate,I'm not sure, for 2 years.
But I like porn, i'm look at some right now.
OH GOD I'M ADDICTED!
About to fap!
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