• "Roast Me Facepunch" Thread
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[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;49524338][IMG]http://www.mcvuk.com/cimages/fcd614a31f0150498ff711c6de834fdf.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Congratulations, you've stumped me by somehow looking like the blandest and most unimaginative human being possible. Guess god farted you out at about 2 am Sunday morning when he really wanted to get to bed before catching up with The Sopranos [editline]13th January 2016[/editline] Also, rectify your posture mate, or you'll look as bent as... well, you already look pretty much like a bit of a bender to me
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Eh6HONE.jpg?1[/IMG] ROAST ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS
[QUOTE=Cocacoladude;49522724][img]http://i66.tinypic.com/nmc2ad.jpg[/img] Come at me motherfuckers.[/QUOTE] I'm surprised you can spell words other than "yarp!".
[QUOTE=Linkuya;49524451][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Eh6HONE.jpg?1[/IMG] ROAST ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS[/QUOTE] holy shit with shades like that i'm surprised you haven't slit my throat
[QUOTE=Linkuya;49524451][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Eh6HONE.jpg?1[/IMG] ROAST ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS[/QUOTE] Why should we? Are french girls giving you so little [I]encouraging[/I] attention that you resort to asking to be insulted just so you can feel like you are at least a bit in control of the people around you? Please, people as pathetic as you are to humanity what pond scum is to a pristine paradise
[QUOTE=Linkuya;49524451][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Eh6HONE.jpg?1[/IMG] ROAST ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS[/QUOTE] I wish you would've shaken your camera more so I wouldn't have to see your lazy-shave and pretentious "am i cuul nao guyse?" sunglasses.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/O3m4twt.jpg[/t] go on
[QUOTE=Agent 47;49525554][t]http://i.imgur.com/O3m4twt.jpg[/t] go on[/QUOTE] bad taste
[QUOTE=Agent 47;49525554][t]http://i.imgur.com/O3m4twt.jpg[/t] go on[/QUOTE] So hang on, you wear goggles, but the only place where dust is found is around your fucking eyes. Step it up
You are a despicable human being, I hate everything about you. You used to be great at so much and now it amounts to nothing. I remember when you had the motivation to change yourself for the better, when you used to be fit, when work was highly rewarding, when you had a loving girlfriend. Now you have nothing and I hate you. You're not even done with college and you're already quitting, little by little, what's wrong with you? You started your master's thesis and won't lay a finger on it nowadays. You've become chubby, lazy and a pile of shit to the people who love you. Or rather used to love you. She left because she knew what you'd become buddy. You're a horrible manipulative human being and you deserve what other people think about you. Look at the last girl you were with. Too fucking young for you, you disgusting sub-human. Can you remember the last time you were happy? Thought not. Where's that job application you were working forward? You're just dumb. They won't like your qualifications, their standards are much higher. You're not even good at learning things fast like you used to. What happened to you? God I hate you. [editline]14th January 2016[/editline] wait shit you're not supposed to roast yourself?
[QUOTE=Agent 47;49525554][t]http://i.imgur.com/O3m4twt.jpg[/t] go on[/QUOTE] worse than mediocre
[IMG]http://a.pomf.cat/ghtbuu.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;49526948][IMG]http://a.pomf.cat/ghtbuu.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I can't tell if that's a mustache or month-old Dorito crumbs
[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;49526948][IMG]http://a.pomf.cat/ghtbuu.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] You should've been a blowjob.
Two years old pic but eh, whatever [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TSPHrf1.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;49527243]Two years old pic but eh, whatever [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TSPHrf1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] You forgot your fedora
[QUOTE=greasemunky;49527269]You forgot your fedora[/QUOTE] And cast a shadow on my gorgeous locks? No thanks.
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;49527243]Two years old pic but eh, whatever [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TSPHrf1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] You look like you cry after masturbation.
[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;49526948][IMG]http://a.pomf.cat/ghtbuu.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Your eyebrows look like they had babies and they make up your mustache.
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;49527243]Two years old pic but eh, whatever [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TSPHrf1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://oi58.tinypic.com/29nhvh4.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;49527243]Two years old pic but eh, whatever [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TSPHrf1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I can't tell if I'm looking at a transman or a transwoman.
[QUOTE=AverageTyler;49528710]Your eyebrows look like they had babies and they make up your mustache.[/QUOTE] :badzing:
[QUOTE=Mattscreab;49528815]:badzing:[/QUOTE] I'm at work don't judge.
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;49527243]Two years old pic but eh, whatever [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TSPHrf1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] You look like Dave Mustaine's flamboyantly gay son.
[QUOTE=MintyMginty;49528785][IMG]http://oi58.tinypic.com/29nhvh4.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Soriddo;49528812]I can't tell if I'm looking at a transman or a transwoman.[/QUOTE] Not this shit again :v:
[QUOTE=Agent 47;49525554][t]http://i.imgur.com/O3m4twt.jpg[/t] go on[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/WaHtv5y.png[/img]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/4JMzgJp.jpg[/t] plz do your worst
[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;49529979][t]http://i.imgur.com/4JMzgJp.jpg[/t] plz do your worst[/QUOTE] No need, you're doing that well enough yourself.
[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;49529979][t]http://i.imgur.com/4JMzgJp.jpg[/t] plz do your worst[/QUOTE] embarrassing
[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;49529979][t]http://i.imgur.com/4JMzgJp.jpg[/t] plz do your worst[/QUOTE] Seems like you never took your eyes from the screen, that's why maybe your eyes are so pathetic And what's that thing that you're doing with your hands, it's your furry signals so people send you dragons naked pics? I just hope that the guy in the chair (you know who i mean) behind you rape you hard, until you receive your dragon's dildos [sp]i'm sorry[/sp]
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