• "Roast Me Facepunch" Thread
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[QUOTE=gonzalolog;49530431]Seems like you never took your eyes from the screen, that's why maybe your eyes are so pathetic And what's that thing that you're doing with your hands, it's your furry signals so people send you dragons naked pics? I just hope that the guy in the chair (you know who i mean) behind you rape you hard, until you receive your dragon's dildos [sp]i'm sorry[/sp][/QUOTE] those insults were a failure just like your abortion, shame
[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;49529979][t]http://i.imgur.com/4JMzgJp.jpg[/t] plz do your worst[/QUOTE] That how you fiddle your friends balls while you gag on his dick?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5dfGL4i.jpg[/IMG] Come at me you fucks ha jk I love you all <3
[QUOTE=Verideth;49531088][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5dfGL4i.jpg[/IMG] Come at me you fucks ha jk I love you all <3[/QUOTE] lovin' that little streak of shit you got on your lip
[QUOTE=Verideth;49531088][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5dfGL4i.jpg[/IMG] Come at me you fucks ha jk I love you all <3[/QUOTE] This picture is a work of art, it represents true irony in society His headwear, stating braves, when he's really nothing but a scared pussy His crossed arms, meant to imply he's a tough shield, when really he's just in an uncomfortable defensive position out of fear His location, which would imply that he works out, even though he would realistically never be found trying. Kudos on this masterpiece.
[QUOTE=Verideth;49531088][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5dfGL4i.jpg[/IMG] Come at me you fucks ha jk I love you all <3[/QUOTE] You have the face of a 14 year old, the forearms of a 40 year old crack addict, and the muscle mass of of a 5 year old paraplegic.
[QUOTE=Crimor;49531586]You have the face of a 14 year old, the forearms of a 40 year old crack addict, and the muscle mass of of a 5 year old paraplegic.[/QUOTE] :(
[QUOTE=Verideth;49531088][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5dfGL4i.jpg[/IMG] Come at me you fucks ha jk I love you all <3[/QUOTE] You remind me of that autistic south park kid [t]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/b/bf/Nathan_Captain.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100508210025[/t] At least you have something in common with somebody.
[QUOTE=Verideth;49531088][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5dfGL4i.jpg[/IMG] Come at me you fucks ha jk I love you all <3[/QUOTE] jesus christ your arms look like horse cocks. You lookin like somebody pasted a 12 year old's head onto their dad's body. Your 'moustache' is thinner than the line between you and 25 years in jail for sexual abuse
[QUOTE=Verideth;49531088][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5dfGL4i.jpg[/IMG] Come at me you fucks ha jk I love you all <3[/QUOTE] I can really see you trying to stress and make fists with your hands so that it appears you have more muscle. This picture fucking SCREAMS that you lack any self confidence.
[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;49526948][IMG]http://a.pomf.cat/ghtbuu.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] With that look of unpleasant shock I can only assume you just found a mirror.
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[QUOTE=Cabbage;49531776]jesus christ your arms look like horse cocks[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/jKeVIPq.png[/t]
[QUOTE=gonzalolog;49530431]Seems like you never took your eyes from the screen, that's why maybe your eyes are so pathetic And what's that thing that you're doing with your hands, it's your furry signals so people send you dragons naked pics? I just hope that the guy in the chair (you know who i mean) behind you rape you hard, until you receive your dragon's dildos [sp]i'm sorry[/sp][/QUOTE] mobile fukt this earlier but last time you got any ass was when your finger slipped through the toilet paper I think posting a pic of myself here would be amusing, tbh, but posts as unfunny as this are discouraging. If I'm going to be roasted I want to laugh not just feel pity for someone else.
[QUOTE=Verideth;49531088][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5dfGL4i.jpg[/IMG] Come at me you fucks ha jk I love you all <3[/QUOTE] You've got the head of a tough-guy 7 year old on the body of a 25 year old man.
[QUOTE=Verideth;49531088][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5dfGL4i.jpg[/IMG] Come at me you fucks ha jk I love you all <3[/QUOTE]You look like you'd get triggered if someone asked why you're wearing jeans at the gym.
[QUOTE=Verideth;49531088][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5dfGL4i.jpg[/IMG] Come at me you fucks ha jk I love you all <3[/QUOTE] God new years' resolutioners are annoying in the gym. Good thing they give up quickly
[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;49526948][IMG]http://a.pomf.cat/ghtbuu.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Did you place glue on your lip before sucking dick yesterday?
[QUOTE=Agent 47;49525554][t]http://i.imgur.com/O3m4twt.jpg[/t] go on[/QUOTE] You should have died historically on the fury road long ago
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[QUOTE=a-cookie;49536192][img]http://wikipunch.com/images/thumb/9/9d/KEnlKab.jpg/800px-KEnlKab.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] This is about roasting people, not pancakes.
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;49536355]This is about roasting people, not pancakes.[/QUOTE] iago must not be forgotten
[QUOTE=a-cookie;49536192]nipples[/QUOTE] posting these without tags should be bannable
[QUOTE=Cabbage;49536742]posting these without tags should be bannable[/QUOTE] posting these at all should be bannable
[QUOTE=Headhumpy;49537286]posting these at all should be bannable[/QUOTE] posting should be bannable
[QUOTE=Propane Addict;49537290]posting should be bannable[/QUOTE] being a facepunch member should be bannable
[QUOTE=Cabbage;49536742]posting these without tags should be bannable[/QUOTE] Agreed. Just opened this shit at school and regret opening thread
[QUOTE=darth-veger;49521135][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rMAuS.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] "What about my prime Mickey!? What about my prime?!"
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