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The above user gives you this, what do you do with it.
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I freak out and die. Computer that has built-in blocks to stop you from getting any better browser that IE.
Accept it. A baseball bat
Store it in my closet, never to be used. A pudding cup, without a spoon.
Eat it with my fingers. A gun with one bullet in it.
Kill myself A glass of milk
Drink. A facepunch thread.
Shitpost everywhere. A truck with bags of human entrails and body parts in the back.
Sell it to a supermarket as sausage meat My breasts
Slap them Tittehs A dingo
Place on the ground and leave A piece of paper with "Gabe was here" written on it.
Place on the ground and leave A dingo
Eat it. A box.
Use it to rate you dumb :v: A rope.
Use it to lower another one into your post. Another box.
Use it to build an intricate murder trap. An invitation to an orgy
Politely decline because i'm asexual. A pair of Panasonic HTF-600-S
Politey decline because they look fragile £2000/$2300
Buy a highest-end gaming PC and buy food and coke with the rest A Ghettoblaster (I believe I'm the only one left in the universe to call it that)
Let my spinners keep spinnin while I roll through a gated community bangin Straight Outta Compton and other hardcore rap classics. A lawn mower.
One word: "Braindead" ;) A fuck.
I can't do anything with it cuz I don't give one. Anal dwelling mollusk
I get surgery to remove it then throw it at the nearest stranger. a nuke
Use it on Texas. A couple of beers and a few cigars
Throw away the cigars and become a frat-boy Keys to a Lamborghini... or a neon green Toyota Supra (If you're into drifting lol)
Drive it into a tree. Facepunch
With the deed to the Facepunch Studio now, I proceed to live in those quarters and gawk at what used to be Garry's ant farm. A hot potato.
Throw it back at stonecycle. Lil Wayne tied up.
Throw it at someone's window. A gong.
Use it as a shield. A trench spike
Vandalise a public bathroom. Jessica Biel & Megan Fox, Wearing nuttin' but their socks
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