• The above user gives you this, what do you do with it.
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Do a threesome, what else? Jessica Biel & Megan Fox's socks.
Sell them to 12chan. A peanut made of broken vases.
Eat it and cut up throat. A toaster capable of cooking sausages.
Make some toast. A spork.
Eat two things, at the same time. Have a rainbow slinky.
ooh ooh yay slinky :D now I can play with myself I give you a golf club and a ball
I hit the ball and make it land right in someone's eye. Hole in one! An alarm clock.
early morning target practice. a stuffed coyote.
Dress it up in swag clothes and put it on display A propane tank.
I shoot it and document the explosion. A kitten.
Pet it, i fucking love cats. A shoe
I throw it out as it is of no value to me. Stock shares from Facebook ten years ago
Wipe my ass with them. A bunch of baby ducks who know karate.
Take over the world. A woman with 4 hands
Sell her as a tourist attraction to make tons of money! The original Xbox Controller
Use it, mine is broken! Thank you sir. The cure for Cancer.
Eat it. Cheers. A green apple.
Give it to a girl named Eve. A brain.
Build a spaceship A baby pacifier
Make a necklace out of it and go to a rave. E.T. for the Atari 2600
OH GOD NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A sandwich that has been thrown on a clean floor.
Give it to Heavy. A hug from me :3
Ask for gender first. Elvis Presley's face
Wear it, fuck the ladies. Dried embryos.
Sell them. A dragon dildo
Give it to a nice old man so he can make a shock site while thanking me for lunch. A thingy creator.Assembles anything you want by gathering atoms in the air,mixing them to create elements,elements to materials materials to objects herp derp herp derp but all in a nanosecond.
Eat a delicious meal. A broken record player.
Play broken records on it. A copy of Half-Life 3 with an invalid CD key
Sell it to gullible people. A stained pair of underwear, made of the most comfortable material in the world. The stain does not wash out.
Eat it. Regurgitated version of said underwear.
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