Being caught wanking by your Step-Sister, In her sleeping bag.
My classmate in school was holding wrapped presents and I came to him and asked "to who are you going to gift them?" and he said "for me, todays my birthday"...
[QUOTE=aurum481;25971184]My classmate in school was holding wrapped presents and I came to him and asked "to who are you going to gift them?" and he said "for me, todays my birthday"...[/QUOTE]
Oh man, thats terrible.
When i talk to anyone and i beginning to stutter, then trying to avoid stuttering by pronouncing words in another way. Makes me look like a retard. :smith:
When my dick falls out the side legging of my shorts
When people ask me if I'm drunk when I haven't been drinking all night.
I'm clumsy as hell.
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