If you don't drip AT ALL, then the end of your penis seems to be pretty close to the start of it.
I have a hard time believing that if you are longer than 2 inches that not a single drop of urine remains inside the shaft once done urinating.
[I]see: micropenis[/I]
undo button, unzip jeans, pull penis from boxers, pull back foreskin, piss, contemplate life, gently massage rest of urine from my cock like a toothpaste tube, release foreskin, place penis back in boxers, position penis and testicles for maximum comfort, zip up jeans, redo button. urination done.
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;41685814]undo button, unzip jeans, pull penis from boxers, pull back foreskin, piss, contemplate life, gently massage rest of urine from my cock like a toothpaste tube, release foreskin, place penis back in boxers, position penis and testicles for maximum comfort, zip up jeans, redo button. urination done.[/QUOTE]
Pull up the seat agaisnt the front of the toilet, place one foot where the seat was, spread kilt a bit, take a piss, grab paper and dab a bit on the glans, drop the paper into the toilet, remove foot from seat area, put down seat, fix kilt, flush, wash hands, pour a bit of antiseptic fluid on. Urination done.
Use foot to kick up seat, use cock to rip hole in pants, megablast the toilet with piss until its nothing more than a smoking pile of acid, cage the kraken, Urination done.
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