I came here expecting mexicans. Regardless cockblocking sucks.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;27345318]If I didn't know better, I would fuck a homeless chick and post under the influence on this same board.[/QUOTE]
thats icky what about bugs they might have bugs in their hair or something what if you find a beetle hidin in their pubes (imagine how long their pubes get without scissors)
It's probably better this way, you don't know where she's been.
Not saying it would be different in other first encounters but homeless?
[QUOTE=Wayword;27345334]thats icky what about bugs they might have bugs in their hair or something what if you find a beetle hidin in their pubes (imagine how long their pubes get without scissors)[/QUOTE]
a big beetle and it's mealworm babies
[editline]11th January 2011[/editline]
ew!!!!
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;27345318]If I didn't know better, I would fuck a homeless chick and post under the influence on this same board.[/QUOTE]
It's funny how ignorant you're being. As I said earlier in this thread, she is no longer homeless.
Also what's wrong with banging a homeless chick if she's clean? Quit being jealous because you're incapable of getting any.
[QUOTE=jjsullivan;27345337]It's probably better this way, you don't know where she's been.
Not saying it would be different in other first encounters but homeless?[/QUOTE]
Exactly...
Also, the whole alien story is pure bullshit.
[QUOTE=Master117]It's funny how ignorant you're being. As I said earlier in this thread, she is no longer homeless.
Also what's wrong with banging a homeless chick if she's clean? Quit being jealous because you're incapable of getting any. [/QUOTE]
You didn't get any...
do homeless women have grubby p*ssies
[QUOTE=Master117;27345350]
Also what's wrong with banging a homeless chick [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mr.T;27345355]Exactly...
Also, the whole alien story is pure bullshit.[/QUOTE]
He's probably in a drunken fantasy right now, it has to be inspired by something though so at least the premise of the story should be true.
[QUOTE=Mr.T;27345355]Exactly...
Also, the whole alien story is pure bullshit.[/QUOTE]
Wow you're really perceptive.
nearly got some poontang today time to type it all up on facepu
While in the woods, did ya stick your dick in the owl
While in the woods, did ya stick your dick in the owl
[QUOTE=Master117;27345350]It's funny how ignorant you're being. As I said earlier in this thread, she is no longer homeless.
Also what's wrong with banging a homeless chick if she's clean? Quit being jealous because you're incapable of getting any.[/QUOTE]
Im fucking richard simmons, I get more sex from less homeless pseudo-lesbians and aliens than you would ever dream of.
Also not ignorant. I didn't feel like reading all your posts on how drunk you are, and how happy you are for banging a wanna be lesbian. Then you went off on how her companion is an alien, and how she took off her shirt. I played fallout3, those chicks look dirty. I guess you like dirty pseudo lesbians, with a stink from mars(Get it, because shes probably from that same starship!).
Not only that, I bet they still had that starship somewhere with like a billion spacebucks on it.
[QUOTE=Nathax;27345385]While in the woods, did ya stick your dick in the owl[/QUOTE]
uhm wow ok
I like how all the autistic kids in this thread are focusing on such a small part of the story (that this girl was homeless at one point in her life). It's actually a diagnostic criteria of autism to focus on small details and blow them out of proportion.
Source of my statement before cirtain members get all testy:
[url]http://books.google.com/books?id=XQzIIcu7wxcC&pg=PA95&lpg=PA95&dq=autism+focusing+on+small+things&source=bl&ots=JID8ecIjqy&sig=5Z045ROzNijSjYMGXGR5lSFSSn4&hl=en&ei=fBksTeGhFIT68Aau65nmCQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=5&ved=0CCsQ6AEwBA#v=onepage&q=autism%20focusing%20on%20small%20things&f=false[/url]
[url]http://www.autreat.com/dsm4-autism.html[/url]
(Section C part 4: "persistent preoccupation with parts of objects" Objects in this case being the specific part of the story that pertains to the girl being homeless at one point.)
you actually looked that up to prove were autistic when really you just sound dumb tbh
Guess he knew that you are the chosen one who is to save mankind
i may be autistic
but you fucked a hobo
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;27345388]Im fucking richard simmons, I get more sex from less homeless pseudo-lesbians and aliens than you would ever dream of.
Also not ignorant. I didn't feel like reading all your posts on how drunk you are, and how happy you are for banging a wanna be lesbian. Then you went off on how her companion is an alien, and how she took off her shirt. I played fallout3, those chicks look dirty. I guess you like dirty pseudo lesbians, with a stink from mars(Get it, because shes probably from that same starship!).
Not only that, I bet they still had that starship somewhere with like a billion spacebucks on it.[/QUOTE]
If you don't feel like reading my posts, then why are you posting in my thread?
When I read a thread I don't care about, the OP would never know because I never post in it.
[QUOTE=Master117;27345519]I like how all the autistic kids in this thread are focusing on such a small part of the story (that this girl was homeless at one point in her life). It's actually a diagnostic criteria of autism to focus on small details and blow them out of proportion.
Source of my statement before cirtain members get all testy:
[url]http://books.google.com/books?id=XQzIIcu7wxcC&pg=PA95&lpg=PA95&dq=autism+focusing+on+small+things&source=bl&ots=JID8ecIjqy&sig=5Z045ROzNijSjYMGXGR5lSFSSn4&hl=en&ei=fBksTeGhFIT68Aau65nmCQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=5&ved=0CCsQ6AEwBA#v=onepage&q=autism%20focusing%20on%20small%20things&f=false[/url]
[url]http://www.autreat.com/dsm4-autism.html[/url]
(Section C part 4: "persistent preoccupation with parts of objects" Objects in this case being the specific part of the story that pertains to the girl being homeless at one point.)[/QUOTE]
i dont think trying to bang a homeless person is a small detail
he needs a title
[QUOTE=Master117;27345543]If you don't feel like reading my posts, then why are you posting in my thread?
When I read a thread I don't care about, the OP would never know because I never post in it.[/QUOTE]
Not your thread, belongs to Autistic Kids now.
would a gomeless girls bum be dirty because she cant afford toilet paper or would she have found a way around that
[QUOTE=Nathax;27345616]would a gomeless girls bum be dirty because she cant afford toilet paper or would she have found a way around that[/QUOTE]
homeless people use leaves dont they? or old newspapers?
Master117, you're Frodo Baggins when he tries to get that last drop of water out of Sams water bottle when they were in mordor
the last drop of water is a metaphor for the women you try to get with
[QUOTE=Master117;27345223]I have no idea why she wanted to hook up with me if she was a lesbian. I was just told she was by my roommate who also knew her. This is the second "lesbian" that wanted to hook up with me. Kinda cool actually that I can even get lesbians.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, uh, sure.
I think I used to talk like this before I ever got laid
This one time, I almost hooked up with an alien and got cock blocked by a hobo. I feel your pain, OP. :(
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