• How I got cock-blocked by an "alien"
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[QUOTE=Arc Nova;27345569]he needs a title[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Master117;27345350]Also what's wrong with banging a homeless chick.[/QUOTE] Rather fitting I think.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg[/media]
Help the homeless - fuck them!
Vodka ==> Alien+lesbian+homeless+spaceship+woods+jesus. I wonder what it will be like with hard drugs..
You're lucky. If you had gone through with that, you'd probably end up facehugged in the morning.
I still can't believe op thinks if a woman wants to have sex with a man she's a lesbian
Wait, call Roswell and shits then bang that girl. You deserve Lesbian Sex.
You should have punched the alien and raped the homeless chick. Then he would reveal his true form and if you won you'd beat the last boss, and that would be p cool [editline]11th January 2011[/editline] Might even come on the news
Wow is this the first thread that mentions cock blocking that actually is cock blocking? Unlike that cat one.
Call the girl up, invite her for a coffee or beer or whatever. Shouldn't be too big of a problem if the first time worked...
I've never had sex with a homeless girl (somebody say "You've probably never had sex at ALL nerd!" I've got the perfect come-back it will be hilarious!). [editline]11th January 2011[/editline] Hurry, I have to go in a minute!
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;27347754]I've never had sex with a homeless girl![/QUOTE] You've probably never had sex at ALL nerd!
Wow, fine. Forget it. >:(
What? That was horrible!
No, forget it. Fuck. You were too slow. Your loss! [editline]birthday[/editline] Too bad, it would have been hilarious.
With every edit, your comeback turns shittier.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;27347824]With every edit, your comeback turns shittier.[/QUOTE] You wish you were as half the man big dumb American is He makes big paragraphs of interesting stuff he is the man
[QUOTE=Master117;27345283]As long as it's on a semi-attractive female, then exactly. Dammit, I'm still horny as fuck. [B]I wish this girl was still here. Fucking aliens.[/B][/QUOTE] If you are attracted to alien's fucking, why didn't you ask to fuck the guy when he came to your room? Could've had a threesome with an alien and a lesbian.
8 shots of vodka? pussyyyyyyy
[QUOTE=Earthen;27348609]8 shots of vodka? pussyyyyyyy[/QUOTE] Its 8 shots to desperate.
[QUOTE=Master117;27345196]Normally I don't hook up with average chicks, but I made an exception because she's a lesbian and I've always wanted to hook up with one.[/QUOTE] hahahahahahahah
I couldn't stop laughing when I read that she was homeless with the alien at one point. :xd:
parody threads
[QUOTE=Master117;27345196]By the way, did I mention she was a lesbian? [/QUOTE] ahahahaha you're a girl
They where probably best friends man, what are you doing.
A facepuncher with a girl? I call bullshit.
[QUOTE=Andaeeee;27353521]A facepuncher with a girl? I call bullshit.[/QUOTE] her fried is an alien your argument is invalid
What are you waiting for? Find that ship and fuck shit up! :v:
Find out where he lives and have a nice chat with him
[QUOTE=Nsybouts;27356525]Find out where he lives and have a nice chat with him[/QUOTE] Good luck. Hes probably crusin around in his starship lookin for some hos.
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