[QUOTE=Andaeeee;27353521]A facepuncher with a girl? I call bullshit.[/QUOTE]
"i am afraid of girls therefore it's impossible for anyone on facepunch to hook up with a woman"
lol no sorry pal
Sorry for taking your girl I had to go to the woods and didn't want to go alone we had to meet Jesus and Muhammad for some fun.
Steal the alien's spaceship, and have sex with the AI unit. After that make sure you read the unread messages, commander
when you first said alien I thought you meant a skinny twiggy lanky dude
I expected alien abduction. Instead it was some crazy dude. Close enough?
[QUOTE=Master117;27345196]one was some guy claiming to be an extra-terrestrial who arrived here on a 12 mile long space ship known as the "Star of Bethlehem"[/QUOTE]
So it was my son then. :smug:
The "alien" must of escaped from a mental hospital.
That story's cute.
Ye, Zaphod is sort of an ass like that
op is a girl.
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Was this the guy who cockblocked you?
[QUOTE=Andaeeee;27353521]A facepuncher with a girl? I call bullshit.[/QUOTE]
I think you mean 4channers.
ITT: Homeless aliens
was he grey with a big head, black eyes?
if so that bastard comes into my room every night and sticks a rode up my ass.
[QUOTE=Master117;27345283]I wish this girl was still here fucking aliens.[/QUOTE]
Um what
I guess you got alienated!
[QUOTE=Master117;27345258]At least I'm getting pussy.[/QUOTE]
well actually you didnt get a thing....
well actually he did, all you did was spin the word around.
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