• send someone a mormon!
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by the way, they have an online chat thing where you can talk to a missionary. [url]http://mormon.org/chat/[/url]
[QUOTE=bhomer2;32207994]by the way, they have an online chat thing where you can talk to a missionary. [url]http://mormon.org/chat/[/url][/QUOTE] ask one what they would do if they could live in happiness forever or love god
There's a church of scientology by my girlfriends house, there's this one couple I always see going to it Send them a few?
Wow, now that's a [i]real[/i] Biological Weapon! I've sent a few fags a few mormons. It's like leisurely bombing people with Agent Orange and boomboxes playing Justin Bieber.
[QUOTE=Carbon123;32263748]There's a church of scientology by my girlfriends house, there's this one couple I always see going to it Send them a few?[/QUOTE] Take pictures
Nobody deserves this kind of cruelty
Being on skype with the person who you send mormons to when they get there is priceless, especially when they leave their mic on in a group call.
I would [B]LOVE[/B] to find a website like this for every religion, send them all to one place and watch the battle commence!
the mormons would win.
FREE MORMONS FOR EVERYONE!
My brothers mormon so we always get missionaries coming over and they ask me if i'm going to church and if I say no they tell me to pray about it. The thing that pisses me off the most is the missionaries that visit are 18 and I'm fucking 21 and they have the balls to talk down to me like I'm weak minded and I'm going to be easily swayed by their bullshit.
Anyone care to make a thread or just post a list of websites like this? I want to send my friend a box fort or something.
[QUOTE=Science;32491820]...I want to send my friend a box fort or something.[/QUOTE] Can't you just get him to sign up on Facepunch? I'm sure he'd get one right away!
Sent one to a friends house. We're going to paint pentagrams on our foreheads and scream Latin at them.
[QUOTE=Comcastic;32493794]Sent one to a friends house. We're going to paint pentagrams on our foreheads and scream Latin at them.[/QUOTE] Make sure you film this.
[QUOTE=certified;31898562][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/frog.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Hey don't be mean, that is really funny :D
Hey, I know a bunch of fundamentalists. You know, the kind who actually hate [I]other christians[/I] because they're apparently doing it wrong? They've tried to convert me countless times, I think it's time for revenge. With any luck, they'll start arguing and trying to convert each other. I just want to see who breaks first. >:) [editline]27th September 2011[/editline] Hey, will this work in Canada?
I'm debating whether to send this to my friend's house, because he's not a dick or anything. That and we don't have any classes together so his reaction would be hard to find out.
i sent one to my friend (fp user) and they appeared and i felt bad.
[QUOTE=Foobagooba;32505691]Hey, I know a bunch of fundamentalists. You know, the kind who actually hate [I]other christians[/I] because they're apparently doing it wrong? They've tried to convert me countless times, I think it's time for revenge. With any luck, they'll start arguing and trying to convert each other. I just want to see who breaks first. >:) [editline]27th September 2011[/editline] Hey, will this work in Canada?[/QUOTE] Heh, depends on the province, I'd think, where in general are you (nearby major city) (not going to send you one, I'd need a full address)
I should send my super catholic grandma some mormons
Oh. I've always seen this thread here, but I just now decided to pop in, realizing what this might be. I was pretty much right. Sounds hilarious, I think I might utilize this sooner or later.
just sent one to my roomate
Let's invade America with Mormons. 100 mormons to every city. [editline]7th October 2011[/editline] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MKwTv.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;31701419]Time to pull out the phone book. Or maybe I'll look online. [editline].[/editline] I doubt this will work. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Capture301.PNG[/img][/QUOTE] Holy shit you killed Steve Jobs! Nah im joking but thats wierd you send him a mormon and he died a couple days ago
just sent some to the local ghetto.
[QUOTE=katbug;31695300]Feeling bored? Hate that one asshole that never shuts up? Want to piss someone off? send them a Mormon! Send them twenty Mormons. send them TEN THOUSAND MORMONS. Because its free! And its super easy. all you need to do is enter their info here:[url] http://mormon.org/missionaries/[/url] and a mormon will show up in 2 days. You can send the same person multiples, and have them come once a day. and it actually works, too! If anyone is particularly pissing you off, post their address here and we can ALL send them the full love of the latter day saints![/QUOTE] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Terrible bump" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WOOOOOW! Really surprised I'm not banned too lol.
Can everyone send a Mormon to this address? 803 West 118th Avenue Tampa Florida. The name is briona olson lmao thank you [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Gimmick" - Kiwi))[/highlight]
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